"When Corky reached up Beulah's dress for a little tickle, he realized he'd made a mistake. A BIG mistake. Eight and a half uncircumcised inches, to be exact."
"Holy crap! That chick has three tits on her chest!"
"Wedding day comes for the banjo kid from Deliverance."
"I, Jafa, take you, Sis, to be my lawful wedded wife..."