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What Type Of Urinal Do You Prefer? :-D

Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:53 am

As we know many choices in the bathrooms of the world.

But here is a couple of choices.

1. The mini-toilet urinal


2. The most widespread American urinal id say:


3. The British Urinal  Silly


4. The Stadium Trough Urinal!


5. The long floor urinal!


Yes, Personally I dislike choice #1. Its always too low for my liking.
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:56 am

I prefer #1 and #5. That way my willy doesn't get wet.

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Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:58 am

2 and 5.... and WTF is up with 3?
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:59 am

Quoting MBMBOS (Reply 1):
I prefer #1 and #5. That way my willy doesn't get wet.

Mine still does. And that water's COLD...
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LOT767-300ER
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RE: What Type Of Urinal Do You Prefer? :-D

Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:59 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 2):
2 and 5.... and WTF is up with 3?

Contraption your neighbors to the north use!
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:01 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Contraption your neighbors to the north use!

Ah, see but unlike the Brits, we use regular urinals, not this shite  Wink Granted its not like the Bidet in my Meme's home in Paris, but still...  biggrin 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:02 am

Hey LOT:

Don't you pee sitting down!   Wink Big grin

[Edited 2006-04-26 23:04:02]
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LOT767-300ER
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:02 am

Russian urinal:



This is also a good british example!

 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:04 am

Quoting Confuscius (Reply 6):
I thought you pee sitting down!

Only when Im taking a dump...

Of course, I know you cant help to piss sitting down when I blow by you @ 120mph on the Kennedy  Silly
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:05 am

Quoting Confuscius (Reply 6):
Hey LOT:

Don't you pee sitting down!

 rotfl 

only when drunk off his ass as he cant aim.... so thats about 9 outta 10 times when he has to take a leak.
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:07 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 9):
only when drunk off his ass as he cant aim.... so thats about 9 outta 10 times when he has to take a leak.

Shut your mouth when you talk to me.  Silly
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:10 am

I like the trough, because you can wash your hair afterward. The floor-style sucks, because I always end up with wet shoes.  Sad
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:15 am

Hey LOT,

A sign over a Polish urinal reads:

"Please don't eat the big white mints"

 Big grin


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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:17 am



Now we're talking! Big grin
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:18 am

i HATE the floor-length urinal. its like peeing on a wall and splashes my shoes.

my fave was some club in london i'd go to where there was this slanted wall of water and you peed on it, and the water would just wash down below you--you were standing on this metal grate. it was very cool and the sound of water of course made you go quickly.
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:03 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 7):
Russian urinal:

In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on you!

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Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:25 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):
What Type Of Urinal Do You Prefer?  Silly

A clean one.

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Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:32 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Thread starter):

3. The British Urinal



Quoting MBMBOS (Reply 1):
2 and 5.... and WTF is up with 3?



Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 4):
Ah, see but unlike the Brits, we use regular urinals, not this shite

hate to piss on your parade (no pun intended! lol) but i can honestly say ive never seen one of those!

i remember using the toilets in a club near mea, normal urinals, but above each one theres a poster with a caption on it, each saying a different thing....eg. the guy next to you is looking at you......stuff like that, i thought it was fairly amusing anyway!
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:57 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 17):
hate to piss on your parade (no pun intended! lol) but i can honestly say ive never seen one of those!

Maybe you need to go here:

http://www.wackyfunstuff.com/drop/Urinal-London.jpg
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:58 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 18):
Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 17):
hate to piss on your parade (no pun intended! lol) but i can honestly say ive never seen one of those!

Maybe you need to go here:

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Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:05 am

The tall boy model followed by the trough. At the Georgia Tech football stadium there is no trough but you in fact piss on a stone wall with water running down it to a drain. I have approval from the little lady when we build our dream house that has two master bathrooms I can have a urinal in my side.
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:10 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 18):
Maybe you need to go here:

Not nearly enough privacy.

I'd prfer number 2 or number 5

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Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:13 am

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 21):
Not nearly enough privacy.

I'd prfer number 2 or number 5

Being a tad pee shy myself I have to agree with you.
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:16 am

Number 5, just in case my aim isn't true or the old double stream raises it's troublesome head.....

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Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:26 pm

I like number 4. Get to check out the competition.

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Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:42 pm

Being a tall guy, I prefer any urinal that minimizes the distance between the point of release and the target of the projectile, so the floor types are out of the question.
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:15 pm

THAT'S VERY ODD - #3 - Outdoor british urinal. Why did they design like this? What about if girls peek on them. lol
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:52 pm

I detest #2!
I think it was designed by a woman who has a deep seated hatred of men.
It consists of a perfect parabolic surface that guarantees a minimum of 45% splashback regardless of your angle of attack.
And, unfortunately, it is indeed the most common one here in the US.
I've always liked the #5 long floor model, but nothing moves the line faster than the trough. Minimum splash as well. Extra points if they fill the trough with ice.
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:48 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 3):
And that water's COLD.

Yea, and deep too!!  Silly
 
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:02 pm

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 18):
Maybe you need to go here:

Which one is the urinal??? The one w/ or w/o the phone in it?  Smile
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:13 pm

I like the #5... Would LOVE to see the reaction to #3 @ ANY US outdoor event!!
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:36 pm

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 21):
Not nearly enough privacy.

At work all the urinals have partitions. At most restaurants, no privacy. What gives?

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 25):
Being a tall guy, I prefer any urinal that minimizes the distance between the point of release and the target of the projectile, so the floor types are out of the question.

I'm tall also. That's why as I've gotten older I (and my wife) hate when I pee in the toilet. If I actually peed in the toilet, no problem. But I've been getting more and more 45degree angle streams.

I'm surprised there isn't a viable home uninal for sale. The water savings would be tremendous.

As I've very good privacy where I live I much prefer just peeing outside - that's indiscribably the best.
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Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:08 am



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Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:19 am

I'm tall also...I (and my wife) hate when I pee in the toilet. If I actually peed in the toilet, no problem. But I've been getting more and more 45degree angle streams.


45 deg. alpha--You're getting too technical there.  Wink

Solution: Just sit down like LOT767. Big grin
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RE: What Type Of Urinal Do You Prefer? :-D

Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:32 am

Quoting Confuscius (Reply 33):
Solution: Just sit down like LOT767.

Right, im not the one who cant get my unit up because of my age. Take a Viagra and chill out old man  Silly
 
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Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:18 am

"Take a Viagra and chill out old man "

Don't let me go to Schaumburg and smack you with my walker!

Better yet, ANCflyer will go there and pistol whip your ass! Big grin
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Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:25 am

Geeze.. these threads get worse by the day!

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