|Quoting Aviationmaster (Reply 7):|
Guess I picked the right hobby
While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.
|Quoting MrChips (Reply 24):|
Everyone knows that you use PLASTIC forks to retrieve stuck toast.
|Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 17):|
While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.
|Quoting Doona (Reply 45):|
This is pretty bad, being killed by my girlfriend, since I'm gay...
|Quoting We're Nuts (Reply 42):|
A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.
|Quoting EGTESkyGod (Reply 40):|
"You die from electrocution after urinating on an electric fence. Unlucky."