jafa39
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The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 2:41 pm

An ad keeps appearing on a.net and it is a big red button with the caption.

The fart button...go on, you know you want to.."

Well, me being me and a stubborn bugger I absolutely refuse to press it.

Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
IAH777
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RE: The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 2:45 pm

I, too, am wary of unexplained "things" on websites. I'll bet its just a clever way of getting those who otherwise ignore ads to click by preying on our penchant for toilet humor. I was tempted, but then the dog farted, I had a good chuckle and my need was satisfied.
 
Newark777
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RE: The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 2:47 pm

For those who want the incredibly satisfying feeling of pressing the Fart Button without the annoyance of the following ad, please go here:

http://www.instantjoke.com/

Harry
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aaden
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RE: The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 2:50 pm

sweet thanks



aaden
 
IAH777
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RE: The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 2:53 pm

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 2):
For those who want the incredibly satisfying feeling of pressing the Fart Button without the annoyance of the following ad, please go here:

Anyone else click about a hundred times?





Hello?





Anyone?
 
rolfen
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RE: The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 3:36 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 4):
Anyone else click about a hundred times?

Get a life
Well... I did, but only because you did and I thought from your post that something special would happen if you click it 100 times, but it turned out to be wrong.
rolf
 
KevinL1011
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RE: The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 6:22 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Well, me being me and a stubborn bugger I absolutely refuse to press it.

Button shmutton!

Just don't ask me to pull your finger !

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 4):
Anyone else click about a hundred times?

By the time I got to 7 clicks, my IE was hijacked to some weird Turkish proctological exam website.
Man.....They have some crude medical practices in Turkey. Colonoscopys' are done with this primitive medical instrument consisting of 5 glass beads on a string and all of the Nurses are naked !....and for some reason, the Doctors all operate wearing gold watches. One Doctor appeared to have lost his and kept reaching in trying to find it. Pretty weird.

Thanks Newark 777. Ooops! my phone is ringing.

Anyone else have this happen?  confused 


Anyone?



Well?
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Cadet57
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RE: The Fart Button

Thu May 04, 2006 10:12 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

We did at school. As a joke, my teacher connected his iBook to the projector/speaker system, clicked said fart button and 6 of us laughed at the simplistic pleasure of listening to a fake, digital fart.
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Brendan03
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RE: The Fart Button

Fri May 05, 2006 1:16 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Anyone here succumbed to its dubious charms???

Yes, A few times, and IE's popup blocker stopped the following URL, I did it a few times but I've noticed lately there isn't any sound?
Coolier than thou.
 
IAH777
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RE: The Fart Button

Fri May 05, 2006 3:50 am

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 5):
Well... I did, but only because you did and I thought from your post that something special would happen if you click it 100 times, but it turned out to be wrong.

Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.
 
rolfen
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RE: The Fart Button

Fri May 05, 2006 4:31 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 9):
Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.

Like my mouse will break or I'll get a finger cramp...
rolf
 
YYZflyer
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RE: The Fart Button

Fri May 05, 2006 5:55 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 9):
Try 1000, then! I swear something unusual will happen.

what is it? You are just trying to get us to waste our time  Wink
Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
 
IAH777
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RE: The Fart Button

Fri May 05, 2006 6:16 am

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 11):
what is it?

The Internet Fairy will appear and link you to The Realm of Free Midget Orgies, but magical winning lottery numbers will pop-up on the 10,000th click.  Wink

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 11):
You are just trying to get us to waste our time

I never! All lies.
 
futureuapilot
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RE: The Fart Button

Fri May 05, 2006 6:27 am

Ah, this reminds me of one of my favorite flash games.

http://www.abum.com/show/3182/big-red-button.swf

Great stuff!

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