luv2fly
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Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 7:14 am

You can cut the irony with a knife
 
DLKAPA
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 7:18 am

Holy crap if I saw that and didn't know what it was I'd swear the apocalypse was upon us:

"How'd you die?
- I got in a car wreck, you?
In the MOTHERF-CKING APOCALYPSE, B!TCH!"

I forget the guy's name that said it, but it was on Comedy Central not too long ago.
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
luv2fly
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 7:20 am

It actually looks like Aladin, could be Disney now owns "GOD"
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
cfcuq
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 7:31 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 2):
Disney now owns "GOD"

Actually, just the licencing rights to the name. Attemps by Disney to obtain the rights to the name "ALLAH" were blocked by Muslim rights groups ......
 
AeroWesty
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 7:42 am

"Honest officer, I wasn't drinking, I was avoiding this giant floating Jesus that was coming at me."
International Homo of Mystery
 
YYZflyer
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 9:05 am

If I ever saw that in the sky I would be keeping my eye on it ; not knowing what it is.
Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
 
aloges
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 9:14 am

this reminds me of...

"Only the real MESSIAH would say HE isn't the MESSIAH!"
"Ok... I am the MESSIAH."
"HE IS THE MESSIAH!!"
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
Bobster2
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 9:22 am

Quoting Aloges (Reply 6):
"Only the real MESSIAH would say HE isn't the MESSIAH!"

Close. Here's the correct quote:

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right... I AM the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, FUCK OFF!!!!
[there is a long awkward silence.]
Arthur: ...how shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
Brian: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone.

[Edited 2006-05-06 02:51:02]
"I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn." Jim Morrison
 
johnboy
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 4:07 pm

Tracy needs all the help it can get.
 
ilikeyyc
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sat May 06, 2006 8:44 pm

Jesus Christ! thats a large Jesus Christ.

Talk about taking your religion to new heights.

I would have expected to see that here in Goergia rather than California.
Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
 
comorin
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RE: Only In California, Giant Floating Jesus

Sun May 07, 2006 12:40 am

Anybody remember Zardoz?  Smile

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