luv2fly
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Humerous Email That I Received.

Mon May 08, 2006 11:14 pm

Thought I would share, enjoy it for what it is, FUNNY!

10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW ...
... BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT:

01) Elvis is dead.

02) Having your children curse you out in public is notnormal.

03) Jesus was not White.

04) Skinny does not equal sexy.

05) A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

06) N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

07) Thomas Jefferson had black children.

08) An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

09) Kissing your pet is not cute.

10) Rap music is here to stay.

10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW ...
... BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

01) Chicken is food, not a roommate.

02) "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

03) Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

04) Hickey's are unattractive.

05) Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of everyperson in your family.

06) Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a badfashion statement.

07) 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

08) Jesus is not a name for your son.

09) Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

10) Letting your children run wildly through the store can getyour BUTTwhooped (or theirs).

10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW ...
... BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

01) Tupac is dead.

02) Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

03) Having a ring on every finger is too much.

04) O.J. did it !!!

05) Teeth should not be decorated.

06) Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

07) Jesse Jackson will never be President.

08) RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

09) Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10) Your pastor doesn't know everything !!!
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
deltagator
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RE: Humerous Email That I Received.

Mon May 08, 2006 11:18 pm

Quoting Luv2fly (Thread starter):
Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

But they make such great little bags to toss spare change into around the house.
"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
 
jetflyer
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RE: Humerous Email That I Received.

Tue May 09, 2006 12:36 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Thread starter):

04) Skinny does not equal sexy.

HEY I resent that , what about people who can't help being skinny?????
 
LO231
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RE: Humerous Email That I Received.

Tue May 09, 2006 12:47 am

I've got one today, too:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Regards,
LO231
Got both LO 788 frames already, next LO E95 and 734 BRU-WAW-BRU
 
texan
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RE: Humerous Email That I Received.

Tue May 09, 2006 1:02 am

Quoting LO231 (Reply 3):
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

So I can be paid overtime at work  Wink

Quoting LO231 (Reply 3):
Who and where are they?

The last place you'll look.

Quoting Luv2fly (Thread starter):
06) N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

Of course they won't! The Backstreet Boys, though...that's another story.

Quoting Luv2fly (Thread starter):
01) Elvis is dead.

Oh yeah? Well I saw him in Vegas last week! Proves that one wrong. Score one for Texan  checkmark 

Texan
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
 
dc10s4ever
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RE: Humerous Email That I Received.

Tue May 09, 2006 1:08 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Thread starter):
09) Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

That one is my favorite...haha

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