I'd enjoy it of course! And, I'd market the stuff as what else but:
And my commercials would feature me being attacked by the most bodacious beautiful hottie leggy babes and throw in ugly cute cats and dogs as mascots.
For the anime set that likes to party and enjoys a great beer, this anime schoolgirl would be in one of my adds as I mount my empire!
With Zippyjet Brew
life is hot cheerleaders and schoolgirls loving you a long time!
I can dream can't I?