Here are my finds. I've included my comments in italics:
At first glance, Phillip looks like any other happy, energetic two-year-old.
I've been told I look young for my age but come on!
Phillip looks like a real California surfer with long blond hair and a golden sun tan!
Dr. Phillip looks like a golden god!
It was all that time I spent in the sun surfing.
Oh no Phillip, looks like you're about to fart.
Clear the room!!!
Phillip looks like he always has a smile on his face.
Especially after I fart.
Phillip looks like a very nice man, and obviously he will be missed by all.
Obviously, that fart was fatal.
Phillip looks like a Hebrew surfer.
Really? I don't look Jewish.
I lift things up and put them down.