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Fri May 19, 2006 4:38 am

So, Is sitting herem trying to eat, and the Hoe (Hannah) and Ginger (Alex) will not stop talking about how they need to fart after eating Indian.....

So whats your take on farting? Do it all the time or just a quiet one who will not admit it  Wink
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Fri May 19, 2006 4:42 am

Is it just me or will anything do as a thread topic these days...?

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
Unhealthy obsession for MUSE!!!, 27th August HEADLINE! ill be there! will you!

Nah... Big grin

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Fri May 19, 2006 4:44 am

Absolutely not. Well, except in the summer when I'm half asleep and need to remove the duvet without waking up.
 
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Fri May 19, 2006 4:45 am

Farting eh....something Nighthawk does on a shockingly very regular occurrence  Yeah sure
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Fri May 19, 2006 4:48 am

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
So whats your take on farting? Do it all the time or just a quiet one who will not admit it

If I gotta pass the gas, I´ll usually take a look around and try to let out a little squeker ....  shhh 
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Fri May 19, 2006 4:53 am

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 4):
If I gotta pass the gas, I´ll usually take a look around and try to let out a little squeker ....

...and then it turns out it was only the tip of the iceberg...



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Fri May 19, 2006 4:58 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 5):
...and then it turns out it was only the tip of the iceberg...

 Wow!
That usually happens to me if I keep it in for too long ...  Silly
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:02 am

Being a Guinness drinker I tend to do it regularly, with military precision!  Wink

Usually they tend to be loud, and fairly vicious ......  Silly
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Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 6):
That usually happens to me if I keep it in for too long ...

We still talking about farting I hope...  scared 

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:04 am

Quoting Kazzie (Thread starter):
So whats your take on farting? Do it all the time or just a quiet one who will not admit it

All the time. We have a FartFest most mornings at work.

There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

EVERYONE farts - it is impossible to live if you didn't - so be proud and loud !!.

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:06 am

I usually wait till i get into the car, let one rip, power up the windows and turn the heat on to MAX !!

Oh baby!!!
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:07 am

I find it annoying when people say "eww...that's so gross" when people fart...get over it! It's only natural! Like Lee quite rightly said, it's something to (sometimes) be proud of!l!!

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:11 am

Farting = always funny. Its just the smell that turns people off. As for me well, I turn a lot of people off.
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:11 am

It is natural, and if someone does do it I just cover my nose with my shirt. I will cough if its really bad.
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:11 am

Quoting British767 (Reply 11):
it's only natural!!

So is pissing and shitting....and i do that after Indian as well, but i refuse to do it while in mixed company.  Wink
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:16 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9):
There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

  

I was in an elevator once with 2 more people, one of them being a very nice looking chick. For a minute she must have forgotten about where she was. She was looking for something inside her purse when suddenly a loud "BRRRRRRRPFFFFFFTTTT" was heard. The other person and I just looked at each other like saying "WTF?!?!?" and the poor girl didn't have the courage to turn around. She immediately froze and just said "OH MY GOD!!" without looking at us and she ran away as fast as she could as soon as the elevator doors were open.

As for farting contests...they're one of the funniest things I have ever seen...even more if people are using lighters to produce explosions.

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:16 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
We still talking about farting I hope...

....maybe.....  devil   Wink

This is the way I see farting ....

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:20 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9):
There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

Except when its Kaz! Man does she stink!

I quite enjoy a good fart. BTW, if you ever see me eating beans, run for your lives!!! Man do they make me fart, and I swear to god last time I ate beans environmental health set up an exclusion zone .......
 
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:21 am

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 16):
This is the way I see farting ....

Funny, I thought the cloud would be in the 2nd symbol though...

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:23 am

It's funny you mentioned this. Last night on Mythbusters they did this topic. Some pretty funny and interesting stuff.
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:26 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 18):
Funny, I thought the cloud would be in the 2nd symbol though...

Speaking of which. Anyone ever try to see if a little (or large depending what you had for dinner) white puff of vapour comes out if you fart in the winter? Kinda like when you breathe.
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:35 am

Quoting IBERIA747 (Reply 15):
even more if people are using lighters to produce explosions.

 flamed   bigthumbsup 

even better in a pitch black room !!!.

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:37 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 9):
There is nothing funnier than when a chick farts in public !!.

That's extremely coarse and unlady-like. There is no decorum these days
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:39 am

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 22):
That's extremely coarse and unlady-like. There is no decorum these days

maybe, but it's still funny as f*ck !!

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:44 am

When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I was paranoid as hell. What would she think if I accidently farted in bed. Turns out she did the deed before me and I thought it was as funny as hell. (what can I say, I´m such a child!)
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:46 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 23):
That's extremely coarse and unlady-like. There is no decorum these days

maybe, but it's still funny as f*ck !!

Nope. It's just plainly poor breeding
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:48 am

Alex just done a well big snappy fart...
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Fri May 19, 2006 5:54 am

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 26):
Alex just done a well big snappy fart...

You might wanna do some shopping tommorrow ....



 Wink
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Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 25):
Nope. It's just plainly poor breeding

Nah, it's being comfortable with oneself and having a sense of humour too.

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:55 am

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 26):
Alex just done a well big snappy fart...

A Smelly 1 then. Big grin

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Fri May 19, 2006 5:55 am

Just remember, when you smell a fart, molecules that are now in your body were in someone else's asshole just a few seconds before.
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:00 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 29):
Nope. It's just plainly poor breeding

Nah, it's being comfortable with oneself and having a sense of humour too.

Nope it's a sure sign of the rapid decline in the moral values of today's society
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:18 am

Kaz, is there nothing you wont discuss on these boards?  Wink


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Fri May 19, 2006 6:19 am

Q. Do you know why farts stink ?
A. So that deaf people can enjoy them too ! Big grin
 
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:23 am

Taking this a step further, what do you call them in your country?

By far my favourite is 'trump' - love it!; care to share some overseas terms folks?
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:28 am

I am a huge fan of the Dutch Oven and its cousin, the Detroit Oven.

Dutch Oven: while you and your dearest are in bed, blow ass, pull the sheet over her (or his, in some cases) head and hold 'em down there. Classic!

Detroit Oven: while driving, let 'er rip and press the "window lock" button, rendering your passenger helpless to escape the stink-filled cabin. My poor rookies...
 
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:35 am

Quoting Cxsjr (Reply 35):
Taking this a step further, what do you call them in your country?

Cutting the cheese!

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 36):
Detroit Oven: while driving, let 'er rip and press the "window lock" button, rendering your passenger helpless to escape the stink-filled cabin. My poor rookies...

Make sure its a hot summer day and crank the heat!

Quoting CFCUQ (Reply 34):
Q. Do you know why farts stink ?
A. So that deaf people can enjoy them too !

LOL!

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It was not me, it was my food
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:36 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 33):
Kaz, is there nothing you wont discuss on these boards?

Nah,

Ill even happily talk discuss your female purchase in Thialand  Wink
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:41 am

Or how Kaz just said THE funniest thing of 2006!!

My Fav TV show comes on 'Question Time' and for those who are familiar with question time, its about bitching about politics. For those who are not familiar with it, there are 4 members of different political parties or random famous people taking questions about politics from the audience.
So Kaz shouts out...
'I hate this programme, ill never get any questions right'

Im absoloutly killing myself.. daft cow!!
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:43 am

A lead of mine (While I was at AS) was dubbed "The King of All farts." He even purposely farts loudly in supervisor meetings. The dude thought he was a hotshot and could do anything he wants.
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:43 am

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 39):

My Fav TV show comes on 'Question Time'

Muppet.
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:45 am

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 38):
Ill even happily talk discuss your female purchase in Thialand

Kaz, get a life, and learn to spell too.

I will happily discuss what I "got upto" in Thailand, and no, it wasn't "lady purchasing" as you so kindly put it.

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 39):
Or how Kaz just said THE funniest thing of 2006!!

My Fav TV show comes on 'Question Time' and for those who are familiar with question time, its about bitching about politics. For those who are not familiar with it, there are 4 members of different political parties or random famous people taking questions about politics from the audience.
So Kaz shouts out...
'I hate this programme, ill never get any questions right'

Im absoloutly killing myself.. daft cow!!

  

Thanks for the laugh Hannah 

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 41):
Muppet.

As are you at times  



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kazzie
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:47 am

Lee......


you need to saturate more.... go back the field that you came from!

Peeled!
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:47 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 42):
As are you at times Wink

Says the train stewardess  Wink  duck 
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:50 am

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 43):
Lee......


you need to saturate more.... go back the field that you came from!

Peeled!

Ok......  Yeah sure

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 44):
Says the train stewardess

Boredom time north of the border is it?  Wink
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:52 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 45):
Boredom time north of the border is it?

Normal day then  Silly
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:53 am

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 46):
Normal day then Silly

Indeed. I'm so bored I'm even watching Big Brother  Yeah sure  Sad
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Fri May 19, 2006 6:54 am

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 39):

My Fav TV show comes on 'Question Time' and for those who are familiar with question time, its about bitching about politics. For those who are not familiar with it, there are 4 members of different political parties or random famous people taking questions about politics from the audience.
So Kaz shouts out...
'I hate this programme, ill never get any questions right'

Now Tart and Ginger are debating themselves over question time!!! HA love it!
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Quoting Gkirk (Reply 47):
I'm so bored I'm even watching Big Brother

Oh geez, that really sucks man.  Sad

No pubs open this time of night?  Wink



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