joffie
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Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 7:04 pm

Usless friday thread Big grin


I have never seen so many threads in the NON-AV forum about girl troubles on one page.

AS of now, on page 1

Dating Advice Needed Dating Advice Needed (by BristolFlyer May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)


Relationship Problem Relationship Problem (by Cadet57 May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)


Girl Trouble Girl Trouble (by KiwiinOz May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)


Girl-next-door Problem Girl-next-door Problem (by RobK May 14 2006 in Non Aviation)


Why am i posting this?

Because i am bored. My dinner is cooking so i thought i would post something useless Big grin
 
kiwiinoz
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 7:06 pm

Hey man, don't steal the wind from our sails of love!
 
KROC
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 7:12 pm

Problems with women? Its the way of the world.
 
gkirk
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 7:37 pm

I don't have problems with them.
For some reason, they all come up to me saying Ewe'll do nicely  Confused  duck 
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bill142
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 7:38 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
For some reason, they all come up to me saying Ewe'll do nicely

Yeah but you still don't get any.
 
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 8:07 pm

The women have no taste, hence why im single..... Stupid women!
 
Doona
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 8:11 pm

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Huh, I have no problems with women whatsoever...  innocent 

Cheers
Mats
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 8:23 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
I don't have problems with them.
For some reason, they all come up to me saying baaaaa

I'm happy you found your soulmate  duck 

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Because they're all fighting over the same woman  Wink
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 8:30 pm

one of my favorie lines from As Good As It Gets:

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119822/quotes
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carmenlu15
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 11:41 pm

Because you spend your time asking for advice from a bunch of fellow aviation geeks that know nothing about the topic at hand, instead of actually going out and working to solve your problems.  Silly
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Nordair
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 19, 2006 11:50 pm

Quoting Doona (Reply 6):
Huh, I have no problems with women whatsoever... innocent

Neither do I.

What do you suppose Mats...is it because we don't lie to women, we don't cheat on them, manipulate them, or use them?  Smile
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steve7e7
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 12:04 am

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

For the simple reason that men don't and never will, understand women.
 
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 12:37 am

Speak for yourself.  Wink

Coming here for girl help is the same as going to a Star Wars convention for girl help. Not going to do much.

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AsstChiefMark
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 12:45 am

They're all looking for the perfect man. But we know that's impossible.

They haven't figured out that Shangri-la doesn't exist.

Mark
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Nordair
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 1:44 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 13):
They're all looking for the perfect man.

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Not that I believe a word of it though.
 Silly
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jap
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 2:31 am

because we're not any better than you are- it's not easy for us either  Wink Trust me, I just had (still have) guy trouble, and they're around twice as hard as any girl troubles you guys could come up with  Silly

I wouldn't ask for advice here though Big grin
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deltadc9
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 2:57 am

Because we want them and they use that against us. PERIOD.
Dont take life too seriously because you will never get out of it alive - Bugs Bunny
 
YYZflyer
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 6:45 am

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

It's because they talk in a completely different language and we can't understand it  Silly  Wink
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sean377
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 7:20 am

Ahh women!

Can't live with them... Can't live without! Wonderful creatures.
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Cadet57
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 10:19 am

Quoting Joffie (Thread starter):
Relationship Problem
Relationship Problem (by Cadet57 May 18 2006 in Non Aviation)

we can delete this one as were breaking up  Sad ....
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luv2fly
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 10:39 am

Simple solution switch teams, your familiar with the equipment for one.
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Cadet57
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 10:40 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 20):
Simple solution switch teams, your familiar with the equipment for one.

lmao  rotfl 
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pilotaydin
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 11:04 am

this is such a simple question to answer....

MEN : don't expect women to be like men

WOMEN : Expect men to mold into the cute, sensitive, go shopping on sundays and pick our gifts kinda women they are....

so we should fight back and demand they watch football on sundays and drink beer with us out of the bottle....
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 12:41 pm

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 13):
They're all looking for the perfect man. But we know that's impossible.

I dunno... I seem to have found mine. Maybe it's how you define "perfect." Seven years into this agreement we made to put up with each other, I can't think of anything else to want in a guy.
-Leanne  innocent 
 
andessmf
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 1:06 pm

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 23):
Maybe it's how you define "perfect." Seven years into this agreement we made to put up with each other, I can't think of anything else to want in a guy.

Saxdiva, what a great answer! on the 24th I get to celebrate 9 years! {cloud9}

There are actually very simple answers as to how to maintain a healthy relationship. The first problem is that definition of perfect. There is no such thing, so dont go look for it. But after a number of years of being together, you might hopefully find that the two of you are better off with each other rather than alone.

The other thing is the 'put up with each other' thing. That is very true. I told myself before marriage that I wanted someone that I could live with for the rest of my life, and specifically someone that I could put up with, and someone willing to put up with me.

Look, a marriage is in many ways a business relationship. Dont kid yourselfs, it is very hard work, especially at the beginning. But like any good business, the rewards from it can be very good. And you get out of it what you put into it.

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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 1:21 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 2):
Problems with women? Its the way of the world.

What he said.




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Doona
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 20, 2006 7:30 pm

Quoting Nordair (Reply 10):
What do you suppose Mats...is it because we don't lie to women, we don't cheat on them, manipulate them, or use them?

Perhaps it's that we do not give the devil-women a chance to do all those things to us?  silly 

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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Thu May 25, 2006 10:50 pm

Quoting Pilotaydin (Reply 22):
so we should fight back and demand they watch football on sundays and drink beer with us out of the bottle....

That is what my wife does, she even bought me Packers-Bears tickets for our 5th anniversary!

So when she wants to go to the mall, I say "I'll drive".

Women....see how that works?

Quality women exist!
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Boeinglover24
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 1:12 am

If you never had problems with women ever then that must mean you're gay  Smile
Uhhh What?
 
aerobalance
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 1:22 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 9):
Because you spend your time asking for advice from a bunch of fellow aviation geeks that know nothing about the topic at hand,

ahem.... I'm an aviation geek, I'm an aviation business owner. I'm also currently dating this lady....

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andessmf
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 1:26 am

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 29):
I'm also currently dating this lady....

Congratulations! She looks good. But note that I have not seen you ask for dating advice.
 
CO7e7
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 1:33 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
I don't have problems with them.

That's because you prefer  Wink Well, at least that's what some a.netters say!!

Quoting Pilotaydin (Reply 22):
this is such a simple question to answer....

MEN : don't expect women to be like men

WOMEN : Expect men to mold into the cute, sensitive, go shopping on sundays and pick our gifts kinda women they are....

so we should fight back and demand they watch football on sundays and drink beer with us out of the bottle....

 checkmark  Now we're talking!
 
jap
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 1:41 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 13):
They're all looking for the perfect man. But we know that's impossible.

They haven't figured out that Shangri-la doesn't exist.

Why should we, when we're not perfect ourselves? We're looking for someone who's compatible to us... and actually care instead of being a sexist bastard  Wink
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carmenlu15
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 1:56 am

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 29):
What's with the crap stereotypes?

Relax, it was just a joke.  Smile Though, given the large amount of relationship advice threads as of late, you seem to be the exception rather than the rule... Big grin

Bottom line: You guys never understand our sense of humor.  Wink
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 2:04 am

Quoting Pilotaydin (Reply 22):
so we should fight back and demand they watch football on Sunday's and drink beer with us out of the bottle....

But we do !! I am my hubby's drinking partner and football in the pub is fab!! - nothin better than a few beers down the pub on a Sunday with a good match to watch! (guess I am a rarity - or so he says!!)  bouncy 
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andessmf
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Fri May 26, 2006 2:12 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 33):
You guys never understand our sense of humor. Wink

Now I take offense at that, I can understand jokes from women, its just that it can take me a loooong time to get that understanding... silly 
 
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 27, 2006 8:13 am

As a friend of mine once told me...

If it has a vagina, then there is some wiring screwed up in there somewhere...
Puhdiddle
 
LO231
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 27, 2006 8:50 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 3):
don't have problems with them.
For some reason, they all come up to me saying Ewe'll do nicely

Sheep don't count, snap out of it now.

Regards,
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rolfen
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 27, 2006 10:31 am

I ...

- Always fall in love with the wrong women, those who will move out of the country, marry or whatever the following month
- Run away from those who want to go out or sleep with me, no matter how gorgeous they are
- Can ask any ugly girl to come home with me but dont dare to ask the same to a pretty girl

Me? Problems with woman? nooooo
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boeingfanyyz
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 27, 2006 10:40 am

Single and loving it!!!

Cheers,
Boeingfanyyz  airplane 
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747srule
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 27, 2006 12:01 pm

You know what they say: If it has tits or tires,it's going to be trouble!!!
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QANTASforever
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 27, 2006 12:04 pm

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 29):
ahem.... I'm an aviation geek, I'm an aviation business owner. I'm also currently dating this lady....

...um, and how would she feel about you posting her picture on the internet?

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kiwiinoz
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RE: Why Do We All Have Problems With Woman?

Sat May 27, 2006 1:32 pm

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 41):
...um, and how would she feel about you posting her picture on the internet?

I think she charged him extra for that. He's a business owner, it's all deductable.

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