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Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Fri May 19, 2006 11:00 pm

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1195569,00.html

It appears the engagement is now off and he has finally realized she a complete whack job. What a shame. I was really looking forward to seeing her big fake boobs on national TV again when she bolted the second time.
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Fri May 19, 2006 11:02 pm

I gotta wonder why it took dude so long to realize she was a whack job to begin with. Sane women cause enough problems.... Mix in being a lunatic as well, and that just spells disaster.
 
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 12:01 am

It seems that now both Flairport and BradWray each have a chance at new happiness.
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 12:06 am

Can anyone say, "spinster"?

 

Just my opinion, of course.

By the way, when I first read about the fact that her fiance' wanted her back about a year ago, my private thought was, "What kind of masochism is this?"

[Edited 2006-05-19 17:08:11]
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 12:09 am

I had no idea a woman could run for Miss Georgia Family Values in more than one year. Bets of luck, Jennifer!
 
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 12:13 am

Thinking about the whole deal, I hear strains of that great song,

"Hurts so good / Come on baby, make it hurt so good"

John Cougar Mellencamp, you had just the right words for everything!

 

[Edited 2006-05-19 17:14:03]
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 12:26 am

DOE !!!



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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 12:28 am

With as crazy as this chick is, you know that the sex just has to be freaky.
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deltagator
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 12:59 am

They claimed they were celibate (sic?) despite living together. They muttered something about how it made financial sense to have one house and such since they were going to have it one day anyways.

That said, with those bug eyes, fake boobs, and screwball mind I would say that once youget her in the sack she would definitely be a handful.

Quoting Maury (Reply 4):
I had no idea a woman could run for Miss Georgia Family Values in more than one year.

I know we don't agree on much but you made me laugh with that one.
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 1:26 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 8):
That said, with those bug eyes, fake boobs, and screwball mind I would say that once youget her in the sack she would definitely be a handful.

I could never get enough of those bug eyes.  Big grin I think that dating her would be like dating Betty Boop!

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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 1:50 am

Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 9):
I could never get enough of those bug eyes.


EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 1:53 am

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 10):
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argh! The glare!

Someone, please -- for the love of that which is holy -- get her some sunglasses!

Better still, get me some!

 

[Edited 2006-05-19 18:53:30]
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 2:01 am

It's too bad someone like this couldn't have a tattoo on their forehead "WARNING: Crazy woman"....
 
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 2:13 am

I forgot her squeaky voice. Add that into the other qualities I listed earlier and you've got a freaky Betty Boop sex fiend in the bedroom.
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 5:33 am

Hopefully she can sell her story, and fix those damn eyes of hers.
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 6:59 am

I used to work in Duluth around the time she did her runner... And I've actually seen her. That picture doesn't do her any justice - she's skankier and freakier looking in real life.
 
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 7:23 am

Quoting Go3Team (Reply 14):
Hopefully she can sell her story, and fix those damn eyes of hers.

Someone should set her up with Greg Biffle.  wideeyed 
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 8:56 am

Quoting Misbeehavin (Reply 15):
I used to work in Duluth around the time she did her runner

And she never got hit by a car?



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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 9:34 am

Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 9):
I could never get enough of those bug eyes.

They look fake. Perhaps she really has no eyes.
 
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 10:49 am



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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 10:58 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 12):
It's too bad someone like this couldn't have a tattoo on their forehead "WARNING: Crazy woman"....

Why tattoo the obvious! The bitch looks wacked.
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RE: Runaway Bride Back On The Market

Sat May 20, 2006 10:59 am

Just when I had almost forgotten about this bitch, you HAD to bring her up, didn't you?  banghead 
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