BDKLEZ
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What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 6:45 am

I used to live in Amsterdam, and I'm led to believe from my mate, that one night I took a taxi from Amsterdam Central Station in a sad attempt to get home because I was stinking drunk!

When the driver asked where I lived, I'm told that my response was along the lines of....

"I'm not sure, but It has 6 in it somewhere!"

Needless to say, I ended up staying at my mate's house that night!

What's your  drunk  story?
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CastleIsland
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:13 am

How the hell am I supposed to know?  Wink
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:16 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 1):
How the hell am I supposed to know?

Nice one 

My story is, I was 16 and working for Tesco. We went to a nightclub for the work christmas bash, and i got so drunk i collapsed in the toilets, ending up in a heap on the floor.

It was my first time drinking, so what the hell 


I'm so much more well behaved nowadays  



Lee

[Edited 2006-05-25 00:27:49]
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:26 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 2):
i got so drunk i collapsed in the toilets, ending up in a heap on the floor

Isn't that you anytime you go out?  Wink

As for me, it may have been when I was out in Cuba. It was this all inclusive hotel and I drank so much local whiskey, vodka, rum, wine and beer in one night I was just totally gone. The last I remember is jumping into a pool fully dressed with two Canadian girls.

Actually nah, when I was in Bratislava. That has to be it. I remember 12 pints of Guinness and a bottle of whiskey near enough plus some other shit haha! Apparently I started a fight with two Americans on business as my beer they bought me was warm! Ryan Hemmings ended up dragging me outside into a cold, snowy street and saving me from destruction along with Glenn! Big grin

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:29 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Isn't that you anytime you go out?

Erm, no Big grin

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
The last I remember is jumping into a pool fully dressed with two Canadian girls.

LMAO 

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Actually nah, when I was in Bratislava. That has to be it. I remember 12 pints of Guinness and a bottle of whiskey near enough plus some other shit haha! Apparently I started a fight with two Americans on business as my beer they bought me was warm! Ryan Hemmings ended up dragging me outside into a cold, snowy street and saving me from destruction along with Glenn!

  


Lee

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:29 am

I woke up with a broken off toilet seat around my neck, dried shampoo in my hair, sharpie all over me, shoes missing, in a house I didn't recognize.

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:33 am

Only a few months ago.
Went to this birthday party and there was booze stocked up. Got pretty drunk and got a lift home off my friend who lives round the corner. I am told that I was saying "What the hell is chico doing at number one when he's rubbish?" and talkin about this girl who was cheating on her BF at the party. Needless to say the next time I saw my mate in school they just burst out laughing. I still haven't seen their dad yet, the one who drove me home  Silly

Good night though!
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:36 am

My work christmas party last year. Free bar (we got given 10 free drinks vouchers, entitling us to a pint or a spirit/double and a mixer). I bought a pint before the vouchers were distributed, bought another with my voucher, followed this with 9 (really!) [b]double[b] whisky and cokes, as well as a glass of champagne. I staggered home and ended up being spectacularly ill; and got my first proper hangover.

I was probably dangerously close to doing some serious damage to myself that night!
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:45 am

I can share a good story from "the day after".

A friend and me flew to Greece approx. 10 years ago. In the first night we went out to some bars and thus we had a nice amount of drinks consumed, somehow we must have met two girls from England (I found that out on the next morning).

Apparently we went swimming with the girls after we left the bar, we lost our key for the hotel room on the beach and so we had to get into our room with a method that was obviously a bit too loud.

On the next morning I got woken up by the telephone, I raised my dead and saw the two girls laying between my friend and me, I had absolutely no friggin clue where we met them and what has happened at all. Eventually my friend answered the phone, he listened to the voice on the other end for approx. 30 seconds and said: "Hey, they want to kick us out here".

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Well, the hotel manager was a nice guy, we didn't have to pay for the door.  Wink

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:45 am

I've swam at at the River Walk in San Antonio, after closing the bar a Joe's. That would probably be the drunkest for me. Many times have I tried to surpass that feat. Alas, I suppose it isn't meant to be.

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:47 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 8):
I raised my dead

Your dead what?

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:53 am

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 10):
Your dead what?

Typo, should be "my head". Sorry but typing is not easy currently because I am enjoying a certain green souvenir from your home county.  cheerful   Wink

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 7:57 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 11):
because I am enjoying a certain green souvenir from your home county.



Erwtensoep  confused 
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 8:02 am

I got so drunk in September that I passed out and got alcohol poisoning...

1.) I passed out on my mums bed and was sick on it.
2.) I tripped over my mate who was sitting outside, then proceeded to walk around and shout "look at my boobies".
3.) I woke up wearing shorts and a thong.
4.) Overall, I got completely rat a*sed!

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 8:03 am

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 12):
Erwtensoep

Exactly.  Wink

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 9:45 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 8):
Well, the hotel manager was a nice guy, we didn't have to pay for the door

Nice one liner there!
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 11:14 am

I don't know, I can't remember.
 
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 11:24 am

I was stationed at Ft. Hood . . . I went out with my partner his wife, and her sister. When I was coherent enough to realize my whereabouts I was in the old Airport Hilton Hotel at DFW. . .

That was way long ago (1978), I'm much smarter now.
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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 11:28 am

Quoting BDKLEZ (Thread starter):
What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

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RE: What's The Drunkest You've Ever Been?

Thu May 25, 2006 11:45 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 17):
I went out with my partner

Do tell, Pep.  Wink
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