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C130 Vs. F16

Thu May 25, 2006 11:53 pm

A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this."

The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back

On and said "What did you think about that?"

The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ??
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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 12:08 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ??

I thought he was going to shut one down and thell the Viper to do the same...
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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 12:28 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 1):
I thought he was going to shut one down and thell the Viper to do the same...

This would have been a little bit better.

Why isin't this in Mil/Space?
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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 1:28 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
Why isin't this in Mil/Space?

Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...
 
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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 1:14 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
Why isin't this in Mil/Space?



Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

Look carefully... hehe.  Wink

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
poured a cup of coffee and took a piss

Good thing he didn't do it the other way around...

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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 1:25 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

hahaha.

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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 2:09 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
poured a cup of coffee and took a piss

Good thing he didn't do it the other way around...

Sigh, too early in the morning... what I meant to say was "good thing he wasn't combining the two."

Bad morning for jokes this...  Sad

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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 2:15 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
Why isin't this in Mil/Space?

Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

If I knew how to make my text really, really, really, really, really small, I would write PWNED in really, really, really, really, really small letters.

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RE: C130 Vs. F16

Fri May 26, 2006 2:29 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 3):
Because its a joke Mr. Wizard...

New keyboard time...

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