dc10s4ever
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Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 10:35 am

Ok more proof USA legal system is FLAWED!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-05-25-man-prison_x.htm
 
baylorairbear
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 10:40 am

You do the crime, you do the time.

Quote:
"I truly hope that my bet on you being OK out in society is not misplaced."

My money's on him becoming a repeat offender. That's a rather risque way to label her judgement, me thinks.

Quote:
Cecava also ordered Thompson to get rid of his pornography.

Now that's just too far!

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BR715-A1-30
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 10:47 am

That is Bull#$%^... Just because he is 5' 1" doesn't mean he shouldn't be subject to the same punishments as others.
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Newark777
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 10:49 am

"You are a sex offender, and you did it to a child," she said.

Which means he deserves whatever he would have gotten in prison.

Harry
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baylorairbear
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 10:50 am

They may as well send him to a juvenile detention center where he will "fit in."  sarcastic 

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I'm not sure which way to go with the "fit in" joke yet.
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 12:13 pm

Why send him to juvey hall? That place would be like heaven for him.
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baylorairbear
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 12:17 pm

Quoting Hodges (Reply 5):
Why send him to juvey hall? That place would be like heaven for him.

May I be the first to introduce you to Sarcastic Smiley... sarcastic  He can often be found in posts enhanced by his namesake.

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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 12:49 pm

The mug shot shows that he's almost 5' 2". With high heels and/or lifts he'd be 5' 5" easy. That's tall enough for prison.
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 12:50 pm

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Ok more proof USA legal system is FLAWED!

Although it sounds crazy on the surface, in all honesty this little blurb is far too short to be "proof" of anything.
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jcs17
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 1:01 pm

Wouldn't being that short be an advantage in the prison showers? Not that I have any experience in prison showers...
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 1:03 pm

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Not that I have any experience in prison showers...

LOL - Most people wouldn't need to make that qualification. . .

I can see it now - just like in front of the Tilt-a-Whirl at the countyr fair, courthouses will now have a sign out front that says "You must be this high to go to jail"  sarcastic 
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 1:16 pm

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Not that I have any experience in prison showers...

I Frequent prison showers, infact, i even run a massage parlour with a "theme room" being a Prison Shower...

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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 1:26 pm

Quoting SATX (Reply 8):
Although it sounds crazy on the surface, in all honesty this little blurb is far too short to be "proof" of anything.

 laughing 

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 10):
courthouses will now have a sign out front that says "You must be this high to go to jail"

 rotfl 

Maybe they can get him one of those cells with the 1/2 door and he only uses the bottom half . . . won't hurt his feelings that way.

Ridiculous Judgement . . . .
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Newark777
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 1:26 pm

Here's a picture of the perv if anyone is interested:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0525062shorty1.html?link=rssfeed

Harry
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IAH777
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 1:32 pm

Problem is he's too tall to stand-up and too short to kneel.  Wink
 
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RE: Man Too Short To Go To Prison

Fri May 26, 2006 2:17 pm

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Wouldn't being that short be an advantage in the prison showers?

Would get "bumped" on the neck a lot...

Quoting JCS17 (Reply 9):
Not that I have any experience in prison showers...

Of course not...  Wink

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