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Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:05 am
by WellHung
Not too shabby for a race car chick and I imagine she's mostly shaved. Still, would you deal with the post-race funk and cheese just to get a slice?
I'd have to throw up the caution flag on that one.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:08 am
by NIKV69
She is mad hot! Though she would have to shower fo me to eat that ass.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:11 am
by KROC
Quoting WellHung (Thread starter):
Still, would you deal with the post-race funk and cheese just to get a slice? |
She's not that hot...
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:24 am
by MaverickM11
Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 1):
She is mad hot! Though she would have to shower fo me to eat that ass. |
What are we "chowing"? Ass or other here?
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:27 am
by TedTAce
ROFLMAO!!!
I give this thread about 10 minutes...
My answer: If I get 1/2 her winnings and promotion pay for the event.. I'd eat the pie afterwards even if she had her monthly bill!!!
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:39 am
by waterpolodan
Oh good lord... that should be a stunt on fear factor
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:44 am
by TedTAce
Oh if only they did an X-rated version....
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:54 am
by WellHung
That'll win you some major points when wifey starts combing the forum for your latest posts. Maybe if she put on about 45 you'd find her more attractive?
Well, I was talking about the taco. But if Nik wants to up the ante and toss some salad, far be it from me to deny him.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:55 am
by SlamClick
KROC you just deleted one of my posts for low quality but you are okay with this entire topic.
You incredible hipocrite.
Ban me. I'd consider it an honor.
[Edited 2006-05-26 18:56:23]
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:56 am
by WellHung
Quoting SlamClick (Reply 8):
KROC you just deleted one of my posts for low quality.
You incredible hipocrite.
Ban me. I'd consider it an honor. |
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:58 am
by dtwclipper
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:00 am
by KROC
Quoting WellHung (Reply 7):
That'll win you some major points when wifey starts combing the forum for your latest posts. Maybe if she put on about 45 you'd find her more attractive? |
That has nothing to do with it. "Wifey" isn't paranoid about things like that. Either way, I'm not going to chow down on a fish taco that has been baking and sweating for 4 or 5 hours without it being cleaned. Especially if its a bleeding snapper. Unlike TedAce, I have my limits...and they start at earning my red wings.
Quoting SlamClick (Reply 8):
KROC you just deleted one of my posts for low quality but you are okay with this entire topic.
You incredible hipocrite.
Ban me. I'd consider it an honor. |
This topic is humerous. If your post was deleted for being Low Quality, then it was probably low quality in relation to the thread it was in.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:11 am
by CastleIsland
I have to say, this thread is a bit over the top, and coming from me, that's saying something. That said, gimme a bottle or two of wine and I'd mow it right then and there while she's still strapped in.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:11 am
by jcs17
Hell no, I wouldn't even stick it in her after a race. Do you know how hot those racing suits get? And what if it isn't shaved? Then its like a tropical rainforest down there, and who knows what kind of critters are lurking down there anyway.
I also agree with KROC, she isn't that hot. Good looking, yes. Hot, no. Besides, being a chick in racing, I bet she's been plowed more times than Pamela Anderson.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:16 am
by desertjets
Quoting JCS17 (Reply 13):
Besides, being a chick in racing, I bet she's been plowed more times than Pamela Anderson.
|
Actually she's married, been so for a year and a half too.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:17 am
by KROC
I bet she wasn't a virgin before hand though right? ...
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:18 am
by Tom in NO
Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it
.
Tom at MSY
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:21 am
by KROC
Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 16):
Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it |
There's no doubt about that, but when you have the stipulation of hitting it after she was baking in one of those racing suits for 4 or 5 hours without a shower then it becomes a dicey proposition.
[Edited 2006-05-26 19:23:47]
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:21 am
by jcs17
Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 16):
Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it |
Oh, I'd definitely hit it... I just wouldn't hit it until she took a shower and cleaned up after the race.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:28 am
by AsstChiefMark
What type of chow are you referring to?
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:33 am
by TedTAce
Quoting KROC (Reply 11):
I have my limits...and they start at earning my red wings. |
So much for MeatLoaf's "I would do anything for love"
She got married this past winter in the off season. She was engaged this time last year.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:39 am
by KROC
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 20):
So much for MeatLoaf's "I would do anything for love" |
I was never a fan of Meatloaf's.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:43 am
by aa61hvy
So she has been married for a little while? Why would anyone want roast beef that has been in the sun for a few hours?
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:47 am
by KROC
Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 22):
So she has been married for a little while? Why would anyone want roast beef that has been in the sun for a few hours? |
We've all had it before so whats the difference? Never met a guy who only tagged Virgins.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:50 am
by EA CO AS
Quoting Waterpolodan (Reply 5):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
even if she had her monthly bill!!!
Oh good lord... that should be a stunt on fear factor |
Hey, you have to earn your Red Wings at some point...
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:55 am
by SlamClick
It refers to a bone in the arm? Well am I ever getting an education into what represents quality here.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:58 am
by jcs17
Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 24):
Hey, you have to earn your Red Wings at some point... |
No. No you really don't. There are very few things I can think of that are more disgusting than screwing a chick during her period. You're able to close your hand for a reason... Popping a cherry though is completely acceptable and commendable.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:04 am
by WellHung
Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 24):
Hey, you have to earn your Red Wings at some point... Wink |
I may or may not be speaking from experience when I say it's probably better that you aren't aware you're earning them. Shit, talk about common courtesy!
Quoting SlamClick (Reply 25):
It refers to a bone in the arm? Well am I ever getting an education into what represents quality here. |
That would be spelled 'humerus'. Looks like you could use a little more education than just what's considered quality here.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:20 am
by aa61hvy
Quoting JCS17 (Reply 26):
No. No you really don't. There are very few things I can think of that are more disgusting than screwing a chick during her period. You're able to close your hand for a reason... Popping a cherry though is completely acceptable and commendable. |
Red spiderwebs
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:21 am
by MaverickM11
Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 24):
Hey, you have to earn your Red Wings at some point... |
Yuck.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:22 am
by Tom in NO
Quoting KROC (Reply 23):
Never met a guy who only tagged Virgins. |
Such a guy would be the ultimate definition of the 'four F's' (find 'em, feel 'em, f--- 'em, and forget 'em)
.
Tom at MSY
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:24 am
by aa61hvy
Quoting KROC (Reply 23):
Never met a guy who only tagged Virgins |
It's a clean slate, no STD's and they will do whatever you tell em to. Plus they don't know if you're a stud or a freakin bum-cause they never did it before.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:27 am
by andz
The word is
humorous. And no it isn't.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:34 am
by jcs17
Yeah, that's the downside to nailing 60 year old nuns.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:40 am
by MaverickM11
Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 31):
It's a clean slate, no STD's and they will do whatever you tell em to. Plus they don't know if you're a stud or a freakin bum-cause they never did it before. |
Works well on guys too
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:45 am
by slider
You are cracked man!
Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 16):
Take out the married/engaged folks and gay males that inhabit this forum, of those males left 99.4% would hit that and they know it.....they're just afraid to admit it .
Tom at MSY |
Damn straight, Tom! I'd hit it. My wife knows it. Hell,
she'd do her, hehe...
Danica is smoking. And she can drive. Too much hype admittedly, and I'd love to see her place this year and drive a solid 500.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:07 am
by SlamClick
Only if one intended the noun which names that bone. If you would pull you head out of KROC's ass long enough to read my post you would see that I said:
Therefore the suffix -
ous forming the adjectival was used to match parts of speech, to wit: the adjective H-U-M-O-R-O-U-S which KROC apparently intended.
On the other hand no one was talking to you in the first place.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:12 am
by AeroWesty
Does Danica know how to spell "hypocrite" correctly?
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:25 am
by WellHung
Quoting SlamClick (Reply 36):
Therefore the suffix -ous forming the adjectival was used to match parts of speech, to wit: the adjective H-U-M-O-R-O-U-S which KROC apparently intended. |
If indeed that was your original intention, which is quite suspect, the original word would have to be
'humerusous' in order for your comment to make any sense. So either way, you've got nothing.
Quoting SlamClick (Reply 36):
On the other hand no one was talking to you in the first place. |
Quoting SlamClick (Reply 36):
If you would pull you head out of KROC's ass long enough to read my post |
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:29 am
by aa61hvy
My girlfriend just read this thread...Her thoughts:
-Danica is pretty
-JCS is a jerk with the way he posted
-I'm (AA61hvy) an arrogant prick
-WellHung has funny pictures
-Who would go down on a chick on her period-that's nasty as hell
-Everyone on this thread is disgusting...
So be it
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:33 am
by slider
Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 39):
My girlfriend just read this thread...Her thoughts:
-Danica is pretty
-JCS is a jerk with the way he posted
-I'm (AA61hvy) an arrogant prick
-WellHung has funny pictures
-Who would go down on a chick on her period-that's nasty as hell
-Everyone on this thread is disgusting...
So be it |
But does she think Danica is hot?
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 6:58 am
by aa61hvy
Trust me, I've tried that angle at least 100 times...It aint happening
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:29 am
by jcs17
I'm going to be very unhappy when I see the next incarnation of this thread... "Would You Chow [insert WNBA player] post-playoff game"
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:54 am
by ZakHH
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 10:04 am
by halls120
Quoting JCS17 (Reply 26):
No. No you really don't. There are very few things I can think of that are more disgusting than screwing a chick during her period. |
Oh, I can. And yes, while sex at that time of the month can be messy, in my experience, if she initiates it, she is really in the mood. Which makes the mess much less of an issue.
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 10:40 am
by Boeing Nut
Thanks You jerk, you just bought me a lot of time on the couch...
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:33 pm
by ANCFlyer
And your eyesight is failing too . . . . obviously.
She's hot . . .
Pre-Race or Post-Race - I'd be on it.
Quoting JCS17 (Reply 13):
Hell no, I wouldn't even stick it in her after a race. Do you know how hot those racing suits get? And what if it isn't shaved? Then its like a tropical rainforest down there, and who knows what kind of critters are lurking down there anyway. |
So what?
Less than that, after last years Indy 500 . . . .
Not I - pre/post race, when ever, however . . .
Of course, I'm a scumbag like that anyhow . . .
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:47 pm
by baylorairbear
Quoting WellHung (Reply 27):
I may or may not be speaking from experience when I say it's probably better that you aren't aware you're earning them. Shit, talk about common courtesy!
|
No shit! No further comment.
I don't find her to be that attractive, but I'd still hit it because, after all, chach is chach. As far as tongue-tapping her after a race, I am completely against dental dams, and do not savor the thought of scraping her duck butter from my tongue.
BAB 
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 1:47 am
by TedTAce
Isn't that what you gave your neighbor after the elevator incident? Or was it "long" duck dong? Talk about hypocritical
RE: Would You Chow Danica Patrick Post-Indy 500?
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:22 am
by bhmbaglock
As long as it doesn't involve "Red Wings", I'm in. Sweaty or showered she looks pretty damn good to me.
Of course there's probably more guys here who would be interested in going down on Jeff Gordon. Each to his own taste.
