f.pier
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Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 4:18 pm

When I was younger it happened often.
I remember that once I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test. I had to go to the blackboard and... I hope she didn't realize.... but who cares now?
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 4:22 pm

Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.  Sad
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 4:24 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl 

I think I'm married to your wife as well! wink 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 4:55 pm

Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal  Sad
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 5:08 pm

Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 6:07 pm

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 10:25 pm

Quoting OD720 (Reply 4):
Quoting F.pier (Thread starter):
I was at school and the teacher called me for an oral test.

I wouldn't call that untimely

LMAO!!! Quite!
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 10:55 pm

Untimely? Never. Infact, if it wasn't for Viagra, we'd never get one at all.

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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sat May 27, 2006 10:57 pm

Depends on what Im looking at  Smile
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 12:30 am

Dam you guys are funny!!!  rotfl   rotfl 

Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 12:44 am

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.  Big grin
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 12:49 am

Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 1:20 am

A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......
Uhhh What?
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 1:24 am

Quoting Boeinglover24 (Reply 13):
A couple of years i was close to putting scotch tape around mine.......

hmmm , interesting fetish - but it probably deserves a thread all of its own 

[Edited 2006-05-27 18:27:07]
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 2:15 am

Quoting RichardPrice (Reply 3):
Yes, the git next door put up scaffolding which blocked our Sky dishes signal

what an inconsiderate bastard!
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 3:11 am

As Vice magazine said, "Since the invention of Viagra, the only excuse for not getting an erection is stupidity."
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 8:55 am

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!!

Sure you do. It's just not as obvious without a tight shirt.
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 11:23 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
Depends on the point of view. My wife thinks all of mine are untimely.

 rotfl   rotfl 

Classic.

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 9):
Thank god us females don't have to worry about things like this!!! haha

Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.  Big grin

I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

I had to sit in that chair for 20 freaking minutes, so I could reagain some, uh...dignity.  Big grin
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 11:43 am

... And just where does one get one of these erections, I would like to take several measurements for a future report I am planning for 2008

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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 12:09 pm

Quoting Photopilot (Reply 10):
Well you only have two choices. Our "timely" erections or your Duracell.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

It's embarrassing for me to confess, but I've had them way too many times than I've wanted.  banghead 

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
Well, since it's you females that are usually the culprit for starting these "untimely" actions.

Yes, indeed. I know way too many who are "Guilty as charged", especially at work.  Wink
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 12:25 pm

Erection?

What the hell is that?!

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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 12:35 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 22):
Erection?

What the hell is that?!

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 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  LMAO!

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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 1:14 pm

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 19):
I was at work once, and was with one of my best friends. She's a former Miss Ohio and Mrs. Ohio, and she's drop-dead gorgeous. Well, she and I were discussing sex (and there wasn't another soul around), and....well.....and yes, she did notice, and to this day, she won't let me forget it.

Got any pics? Of Miss Ohio ofcourse.
nothing
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 1:40 pm

Cmon...you are not a man if you haven't had an unwanted woody!
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 2:17 pm

The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 5:07 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 20):
Erection?

What the hell is that?!

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Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 5:13 pm

Quoting SATX (Reply 25):
Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.

 rotfl 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 5:26 pm

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 18):
... And just where does one get one of these erections, I would like to take several measurements for a future report I am planning for 2008

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Quoting SATX (Reply 25):
Hold on there a second. If Civ-Av is the forum for guys who never get any, then my guess is they have 'untimely' erections every day and wet dreams every night. Now, maybe they don't know there's a term for these things, in which case your post is still accurate.

Now I'm a bit confused.
 
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 5:27 pm

There is no such thing as an untimely erection! I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene.

Now, could someone please point me to tonights drunken posting thread?!?

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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 7:01 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 28):
I have one now, and I can't imagine a more fitting scene.

Too much information alert! [whoop, whoop, whoop]
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RE: Have You Ever Had Untimely Erections?

Sun May 28, 2006 9:05 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 24):
The worst chubby timing has gotta be morning wood. Nothing worse than having to rub one out just so you can take a leak. Otherwise, you gotta stand across the bathroom (possibly in outside the bathroom) and arc your stream juuuuuust right, thereby looking like a cherub fountain garden statue.

So true! Couldn't have put it better myself  Silly

I always dread one in PE classes  covereyes 

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