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A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:01 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger

Nowhere in that article does it mention Scotland! Therefore one cannot call me a sheep shagger  Wink
Yorkshiremen such as EWS, BMIflyer and MYT332, however, are fair targets  Wink
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:05 am

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Therefore one cannot call me a sheep shagger

They could have forgotten to put in some information  Wink  duck 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:07 am

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 1):
They could have forgotten to put in some information

My guess is the article was written by Gkirk himself, so that's why  stirthepot 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:13 am

Kirkie, You could come out with an article that proves with evidence beyond reproach that there NEVER EVER was a Scott who shagged a sheep, and we'd STILL call you a sheep shagger!! You are stuck with it, live with it!!!
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:15 am

Ok, so I took the bother of opening the link...

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Nowhere in that article does it mention Scotland!

First paragraph:

"Sheep shagger (alternative spelling: sheepshagger) is a term normally aimed at people living in rural areas where populations of sheep are greater than those of the human residents, such as rural Scotland, Wales or New Zealand, or Draperstown (...)"

So there. Big grin
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:17 am

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Therefore one cannot call me a sheep shagger



 scratchchin 


 Wink  duck 

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:20 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):


 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
From YVR
 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:21 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl 


-David
 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:35 am

Apparently they are not only sheep shaggers but:

http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/802/
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:44 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:47 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 4):

How did everyone miss reading that?

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:53 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 
 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 9:32 am

From the article:

In Scotland, sheep shagging is often referred to as "Gkirk-ing" which refers to a famous drunken resident once caught in the act several times.

Ain't Wikipedia grand?  rotfl 

I wonder how long that stays there.

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 10:22 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):



Quoting Mir (Reply 12):
From the article:

In Scotland, sheep shagging is often referred to as "Gkirk-ing" which refers to a famous drunken resident once caught in the act several times.

Priceless!

Quoting Mir (Reply 12):
I wonder how long that stays there.

Saving it for the world to see:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/carmenlu15/humor/wiki.png

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 10:59 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 13):
Saving it for the world to see:

 rotfl  priceless!!
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 11:22 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

Absolutely Brilliant!!!  goldmedal 

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 11:32 am

If you go to the 'history' tab, you can see the select the version with the reference to our favorite Scot on A-net in the definition of 'sheep shagger'.  biggrin  I get a little uneasy about Wikipedia for allowing such stunts and tend to be cautious in using them for reference.
I though we could no longer make fun of Gkirk and a possible affinity to sheep. I am quite sure he gets his share of the human ladies for sex. Now that he has a paying job, maybe he can afford to date them now and not just drink or be on a-net. My comments are not to make fun of Kirkkie, only to note how crazy it got there.
I am quite sure 'sheep shagging' has occured in most situations for millennium where the sheephearders have been with the sheep for a while, no other humans around and the need to satisfy their lust. I believe the saying in Kiwi land was "where men are men, women are women and sheep are nervous..."
 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 2:05 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

That's absolutely priceless. Big grin  duck 
 
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 5:03 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
Yorkshiremen such as EWS, BMIflyer and MYT332, however, are fair targets

You my friend, better be able to run fast, because we are coming to get you  Wink

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Thanks for the laugh Patrick, really gave me a great start to the day Big grin



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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 5:54 pm

For fuck sake Kirkie - you left yourself (and the rest of Scotland) right open this time!

Everyone else in the world could see the direction this was heading right from the start! Why the hell couldn't you ?!?!  Yeah sure

Fool!  Silly
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 6:50 pm

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 19):
Everyone else in the world could see the direction this was heading right from the start! Why the hell couldn't you ?!?!

Well, he was probably blinded by love for, um, Bessie.

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Wed May 31, 2006 7:02 pm

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 19):
For fuck sake Kirkie - you left yourself (and the rest of Scotland) right open this time!

Everyone else in the world could see the direction this was heading right from the start! Why the hell couldn't you ?!?!

Fool!

And it even explains your restrictive attitude towards shaving, dear Mr. Gordonsmall...your lover wouldn't notice  Wink Big grin
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:10 am

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

why Kirkie couldn't see it, he was too busy occupying his title, sheep-shagger

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:04 am

Have never seen so many  rotfl  's in my life

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:10 am

I'm not a yorkshirman you bafoon!

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:14 am

you cant beat em join em....
 rotfl .
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Funneh as hell though well done you German druggy  Silly
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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:16 am

Kirkie had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up it's arse
And turned it's wool to nylon

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:40 am

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 26):
Kirkie had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up it's arse
And turned it's wool to nylon

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



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RE: A Guide To Sheep (insert Word Here)

Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:41 am

If the source had been anywhere other than the easily editable and changeable Wikipedia, I may just have been convinced.

I prefer Sabena332's update. Much more credible.
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