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Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:02 am

Me? I pinched one off in my sister's closet when I was little beause she was being an uber-b*tch.

How 'bout y'all?

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:16 am

I had just spent a week in Ireland last year and was driving to the airport at Cork around 4:30 in the morning. About 40 minutes into the drive, "it" struck (if you know what I mean). Well, I had to pull over rather quickly and ended up squatting behind a hedge a little ways off a country road. Lucky for me I had some paper towels and hand sanitizer with me.

Oh, and if you're a farmer in county Cork and stepped in a big pile last year, I'm really sorry.  Wink

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:46 am

how about the bathtub (age 2). I wouldn't be surprised if this thread doesn't last long; enjoy it while it lasts!  Wink
 
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:48 am

I took one in the tub, as well, when I was around two. I figured that pretty much standard among the babies.

When I was about ten, I had to take one at the river. When I assumed the position, I parked my rear right on an electric fence. OUCH!

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:16 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 3):
an electric fence

Somebody should have upped the voltage.

A construction site for me, and no, not in a porta-potty. Right there in what was to become the living room right on the cement foundation. Just seemed to be thing thing to do at the time.

I also (unfortunately) witnessed someone pinching a loaf @ Haulover beach in Miami. You should have seen the crowd around the water clearing out as the 'floater' drifted down the beach (EEEWWWW)
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:34 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
I also (unfortunately) witnessed someone pinching a loaf @ Haulover beach in Miami. You should have seen the crowd around the water clearing out as the 'floater' drifted down the beach

That reminds, lol. We were on the lake with one of Ted's kin, this really nasty fat guy. He had to lay a log, and you don't go in just for that. So, he got in the water and did the deed while hanging on to the boat. Mind you he was wearing a gigantigous t-shirt.

The turd had floated up into his shirt, swear to Yahweh, and when we pulled him out of the water, it vaccum sealed the turd to his back! Needless to say, Pale Face, as he is called, got a few gratuitous slaps on the back. Of course, you can't have doo-doo in the boat, so after a few minutes we informed him of his ass leech.

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:36 pm

In the geographic center of Matagorda Bay whilst fishing. Thankfully, it was just me and the guys, so they just faced the other way and laughed. I had to drop trou, hold on to the wheelhouse and stick my pasty-white arse as far out as I could, and drop logs. Knowing our sensitive bowels, we thought ahead and brought TP.

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:47 pm

I pooped in the delta out in the east bay when I was about 11. Was out on the boat skiing and had to go, some i dropped some kids off at the pool, or the delta in this case.
 
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:45 pm

outside in the yard of someone else's home when they werent home... in a forest preserve... in the snow (caution. melts snow). ive also done it in a plastic bag and when i was done, i threw it in the road and watched it get run over many many times and laughed my ass off.

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:56 pm

Quoting Lfutia (Reply 8):
ive also done it in a plastic bag and when i was done, i threw it in the road and watched it get run over many many times and laughed my ass off.

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Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:59 pm

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:09 pm

My mate Duncan did one in a birdwatcher's crash helmet.
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:00 pm

Am I the only one here with the guts to take the title question seriously?
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:28 pm

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 12):
Am I the only one here with the guts to take the title question seriously?

By all means, enlighten us.

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:39 pm

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 12):
Am I the only one here with the guts to take the title question seriously?

Wait, wait! I know this one. Didn't you hang some doo-doo from your ears? Yeah, I know it was you. Now where did I hear that?

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:58 pm

im not telling.
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. ok lets just say after a bad trip to taco bell.


the shorts got tossed into a dumpster.
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:03 pm

Quoting Flynlr (Reply 15):

the shorts got tossed into a dumpster.

When I was about twelve, I was terribly ill. The squirts accompanied my sickness. One day I had a rather lengthy sneezing feet. With every sneeze, another pair of drawers bit the dust.

Quoting Flynlr (Reply 15):
the shorts got tossed into a dumpster.

What a waste! Sad

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:55 pm

Into the urinals of our dormitory's toilet on my graduation day of high school...
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:13 pm

The bushes beside a Greek freeway. I was on a school trip and for almost the whole time had been suffering from severe stomach problems, but always managed to find a potty. But then, on the last day in the bus on the way to airport, I just had to get out because my stomach hurting like hell and I had to doo something. Thankfully, it was still early in the morning and pretty much all of my classmates were sleeping in the bus  Wink .
 
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:12 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
I also (unfortunately) witnessed someone pinching a loaf @ Haulover beach in Miami. You should have seen the crowd around the water clearing out as the 'floater' drifted down the beach (EEEWWWW)

Sounds like Kevin & Perry Go Large to me...

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:29 am

I have unfortunately seen the aftermath of a few well placed bombs. One of my personal best was doing it in the back of a shipping container. I couldn't make it anywhere else, and this was the most private. I witnessed someone once placing a bag of something into a box of chicken sitting on the dock. It was to be shipped to somewhere across the seas - Russia? I asked the guy what he put in the box, and it ended up being a turd he just birthed. I imagine whoever opened that box had a suprise. I think the whole load was "fouled".
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:56 pm

I'm taking a grunt right now. I'm in the last stall in the men's room at DEN across from gate A34. I'm gonna leave you all a present.  Wink I'm liking the wi-fi, though I think $7.95 is a bit steep.

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:26 pm

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 21):
I'm taking a grunt right now. I'm in the last stall in the men's room at DEN across from gate A34.

Thanks for the info. DEN Security is en route and shall be escorting you to the probing room very soon. Look for the fellows in Tyvek suits and respirators.
 
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:41 pm

A few years ago while running here on a Toronto city street in daylight.

I do alot of long distance running and one day I went out for a run with a <100% feel-good stomach. I had a spontaneous *event* in my white running lycra (thank God I was wearing running shorts over top). It oozed out the bottom of my form-fitting once-white lycra and down my legs to my ankles as I ran home. I took off my t-shirt to clean up my legs which really did not help, as now I had to run with a soiled t-shirt in my hand. The worst part was the warm squishy feeling as I ran home in those very tight once-white form-fitting lycra.

Getting home presented another problem as I had to somehow make it up to my condo unit with s**t running down my legs, a soiled butt, and a soiled t-shirt. I'm sure I was very fragrant.

Realistically, no one likely noticed what happened. Although I felt exposed.
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:13 pm

Quoting Yyz717 (Reply 23):
A few years ago while running here on a Toronto city street in daylight.

I do alot of long distance running and one day I went out for a run with a <100% feel-good stomach. I had a spontaneous *event* in my white running lycra (thank God I was wearing running shorts over top). It oozed out the bottom of my form-fitting once-white lycra and down my legs to my ankles as I ran home. I took off my t-shirt to clean up my legs which really did not help, as now I had to run with a soiled t-shirt in my hand. The worst part was the warm squishy feeling as I ran home in those very tight once-white form-fitting lycra.

Getting home presented another problem as I had to somehow make it up to my condo unit with s**t running down my legs, a soiled butt, and a soiled t-shirt. I'm sure I was very fragrant.

Realistically, no one likely noticed what happened. Although I felt exposed

That is sooooo funny!!
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:41 pm

Quoting Yyz717 (Reply 23):

I'm sure people would have noticed the shit stain on the back of your "once-white" shorts, don't you think?

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:13 am

Quoting Baylorairbear (Reply 21):
I'm taking a grunt right now. I'm in the last stall in the men's room at DEN across from gate A34.

HEY!!! How about a courtesy flush over there?
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:29 am

Quoting EmiratesA345 (Reply 25):
I'm sure people would have noticed the shit stain on the back of your "once-white" shorts, don't you think?

Mark

That crossed my mind at the time!

All in all, a very earthy experience.
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:20 am

BAB you start some strange threads  Wink

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:29 am

Into a hole in the ground, deep inside a forest, at 2am.

I was on military exercise at the time, and it was 'SOP'  Wink



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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:34 am

I took a crapper in my pants in the middle of class once (third grade)
and I also have taken a wee wee in the pool at King's Dominion (amusement park) three years ago (thought it would be funny)....
Uhhh What?
 
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:54 am

Quoting Boeinglover24 (Reply 30):
and I also have taken a wee wee in the pool at King's Dominion (amusement park) three years ago (thought it would be funny)....

and the water is still yellow.

When I did my 6 months in 2004, I was working in test cell on the very aft part of the aircraft carrier. It's 1am when we normally perform a 4 hour engine test run and our crew usually get one 20 minute break. While the test cell operator was RFIing an engine, I was outside as my duties as performing leak check. Well, just me and two other guys outside, I managed to sneak to the rails where no one can see my and did my business in the middle of the Indian Ocean. So for you guys in Australia, if you see a turd at the beach, drop me a postcard. Thanks.

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:11 pm

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 29):
'SOP'

'SOP' =  Confused

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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:15 pm

Quoting AirbusA346 (Reply 32):
'SOP' =

Standard Operating Procedure
 
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RE: Strangest Place You've Taken A Doodoo?

Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:19 pm

In a trench that I dug with my ice axe, many times while spending a month straight backpacking in Alaska.

The best ones? At cruising altitude of course! I'm serious, something about being 7 miles high makes me drop chunks like a new man.

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