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I'm Above Average, Are You?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:37 pm

The average person passes gas 14 times each day.

Proof once again that I am clearly above average, just like my Mommy always told me.  goldmedal 
 
808TWA
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RE: I'm Above Average, Are You?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:47 pm

I pass gas stations at least 14 times a day
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BradWray
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RE: I'm Above Average, Are You?

Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:25 am

I am well under average! I pass gas about 7 times a day!

I think its becouse I dont drink fizzy drinks  Smile

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RE: I'm Above Average, Are You?

Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:58 am

Daily here (on the plane we call it crop dusting)...I think it's a guy thing.
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EasternSon
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RE: I'm Above Average, Are You?

Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:01 am

I can't tell you exactly how many times a day, you'd have to ask my fiance. I'm asleep for some of them.
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AR385
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RE: I'm Above Average, Are You?

Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:02 am

You can't tell. It's a reflex. It's like knowing how many erections you had a day, the average male will have about seven, and never realize it. Same with gas.
 
yooyoo
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RE: I'm Above Average, Are You?

Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:07 am

Quoting AR385 (Reply 5):
You can't tell. It's a reflex. It's like knowing how many erections you had a day, the average male will have about seven, and never realize it. Same with gas.

it goes hand in ass, i guess.  Wink
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