LHMark
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Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:08 pm

After years of browbeating, Mr. Cialini has finally relented and will be accompanying us to see the USL 1st Division Rochester Rhinos thake on the woeful Portland Timbers at Pae Tec Park. I'm confident he'll enjoy the beer, err.. game.

So, all the Euros who come down on KROC for his constant soccer bashing, take heart. At least the boy is willing to give it a chance before he comes back to the forum and continues to relentlessly crucify the beautiful game.

Of course, a full report and pics will follow.
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:15 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
At least the boy is willing to give it a chance

We call it "getting a grip" in general.  duck   Wink
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:15 pm

Hahaha, I can't believe it, KROC is going to a soccer game. Big grin

I bet he will appear with a gun at the stadium since he believes that all soccer fans are voilent.  Wink

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:17 pm

He's saving up his urine and buying the plastic bags as we speak...
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:19 pm

Quoting Aloges (Reply 1):
Aloges From Equatorial Guinea



Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 2):
Sabena332 From Poland



Quoting LHMARK (Reply 3):
LHMARK From Germany

Hmmmmm...  scratchchin 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:21 pm

I'll also be outfitted with my military issued flak vest, kevlar helmet, and a home made shank - just in case.
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:29 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 5):
I'll also be outfitted with my military issued flak vest, kevlar helmet, and a home made shank - just in case.

Dont worry, you're not going to an England VS Germany match JUST yet...
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:37 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 6):
Dont worry, you're not going to an England VS Germany match JUST yet...

No no, the gear I listed is just so I can get to the Stadium, seeing as its in one of the worst parts of town. I'll break out the semi-automatic assault rifles for the game itself.
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:39 pm

A Google image search for the mighty Rochester Rhinos.

http://www.friendsofsoccer.unh.edu/images/alumni_pro/dinunzio_rhinos.jpg

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:42 pm

Will KROC cope with only one toilet/food break per game  Wink
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:44 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 9):
Will KROC cope with only one toilet/food break per game

I think the more important question is will KROC cope with the immense boredom and and obnoxious LHMark trying to pimp Soccer all night long.  Wink
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:50 pm

Mike going to a soccer game? Note to self: repent sins, start stocking food and water.
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:57 pm

Quoting AC320 (Reply 11):
Note to self: repent sins, start stocking food and water.

Should I come up to GNV for a last drink?
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:57 pm

Erm.....

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
USL 1st Division

and

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
the beautiful game.

Its not going to be Argentina-like is it now ??  Wink
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:00 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
Its not going to be Argentina-like is it now ??

No it won't. There shouldn't be a Military Coup going on downtown during teh game...
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:03 am

Another one bites the dust white .....I am depressed...

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:06 am

Bring a portable dvd player so you can keep entertained between the first and last five minutes of either half.

And make sure to bring cab money because I don't see either of you in any condition to drive home after 90 plus minutes of drinking beer in the stands watching whatever porno you put in the dvd....  Wink
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:21 am

Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 15):
Another one bites the dust .....I am depressed...

Slow down. I'm attending a Soccer Game so Mark can stop bothering me about going for one. Also for the review I will put forth that will most likely send the Euro's and Soccer Fans into a crazed tailspin. I'll do it once, so I don't have to hear how "closed minded" I am.  Wink

PS - I first place back!  Wink
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:27 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 12):
Should I come up to GNV for a last drink?

Sure, Stubbies Pub @5pm. Plenty of college girls to enjoy the final hours of the universe with before KROC entering a soccer stadium causes the universe to collapse.
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:34 am

Quoting LHMARK (Thread starter):
Of course, a full report and pics will follow.

Great, how about some video?  Wink

Mark, you will not enjoy the game with him by your side. His constant bitching will make you riot.  Wink

Mike, at least a soccer game is only 2/3 the total time of a baseball game. Kudos for at least going. Drink many beers.

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:36 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 17):
PS - I first place back!

My hitters are who's doing it, seeing how as my pitching totally sucks.....

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:20 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 19):
Mike, at least a soccer game is only 2/3 the total time of a baseball game.

The thing is, with baseball, the game is actually enjoyable. There is scoring. Oh, and nobody flops around on the ground grab bing their hammy or run around like a douche bag for 5 minute after scoring a rare goal.
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:41 pm

The end of the World is coming....

Run, people run!!!!

Although, I don't know why they do it once the alien ship is above them...

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:09 pm

Have a good nap KROC....

On a side note I'm going to the Rangers game tonight v. The D-Backs....That should be just as exciting as the succer game...
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:21 pm

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 23):
Have a good nap KROC....

On a side note I'm going to the Rangers game tonight v. The D-Backs....That should be just as exciting as the succer game...

At leaast its a baseball game. You taking Jcs so he can cop a free ticket and not say thanks for buy you a beer or something again?
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:32 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 24):
You taking Jcs so he can cop a free ticket and not say thanks for buy you a beer or something again?

No I'm not taking that standup guy JCS..I'm going with my girl, my sis, my sis's roommate, her bro, and her bro's girlfriend...We'll be in the bleacher seats...Look for me to push over a kid when a HR is hit in the green space in center field...
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:35 pm

Can people actually be hurt before getting to the stadium to watch that game? Just wondering. But then, I'm thinking about the World Cup games. Otherwise, this is a case I would not worry so much about hooliganism, seeing that they have a proper seat in a stadium. Well, maybe after the game.
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:15 am

Just over 6 hours till game time. God help me.

At least I got Brenna to pay for the tickets, so I don't have to waste my payola on it.  Wink
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:24 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 27):
At least I got Brenna to pay for the tickets, so I don't have to waste my payola on it.

Cheapskate  grumpy 

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:26 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 14):
No it won't. There shouldn't be a Military Coup going on downtown during teh game...

No Soccer game lasts 22 years  Smile

Cheers! wave 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:38 am

Quoting LO231 (Reply 28):
Cheapskate

Please, I pay for enough shit. Ask Mark about her penchant for crashing her car with no insurance and who bailed her ass out there.  Wink

Quoting MD11junkie (Reply 29):
No Soccer game lasts 22 years

Cheers!
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:33 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 27):
Reply 27, posted Sat Jun 17 2006 18:15:25 UTC+2

Just over 6 hours till game time.

Should be over by now, so...

Quoting KROC (Reply 27):
God help me.

...did he (need to)?

[Edited 2006-06-18 02:34:49]
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:47 pm

KROC made it out alive, but unimpressed. Look for his review soon.
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:07 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 32):
KROC made it out alive, but unimpressed. Look for his review soon.

Does he smell of urine?
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:25 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 33):
Does he smell of urine?

If i got hit with a urine bomb it would have been the most excitement of the outing. Sorry Euroguy, I gave it a chance...
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:36 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 32):
Look for his review soon.

Can't wait for it. Big grin

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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:34 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 33):

Does he smell of urine?

Usually. Sometimes even his own.
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:47 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 10):
I think the more important question is will KROC cope with the immense boredom and and obnoxious LHMark trying to pimp Soccer all night long

Pay attention to the explainations he gives you for a better understanding of the action, which is almost non-stop. I'm late posting here, and I know you've already been, and apparently didn't like it too much, but you did go, and I hope you had many beers, and had a good night out anyway. Even if you still don't like the game.

Quoting DL021 (Reply 16):
Bring a portable dvd player so you can keep entertained between the first and last five minutes of either half.

Soccer Ian, not the NBA.  Big grin
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:00 pm

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 37):
Pay attention to the explainations he gives you for a better understanding of the action, which is almost non-stop. I'm late posting here, and I know you've already been, and apparently didn't like it too much, but you did go, and I hope you had many beers, and had a good night out anyway. Even if you still don't like the game.

Just because I don't like Soccer doesn't mean I don't understand how its played. Okay, maybe I don't get the offsides thing, but I never got it in Hockey either. But I understand whats going on. And yeah, non-stop action. kick, kick, kick, head, trip, dive, grab hammy repeat. *Yawn*
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:13 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 38):
but I never got it in Hockey either

Offsides I get.... but what the hell is icing?

Quoting KROC (Reply 38):
grab hammy repeat.

 rotfl 
 
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:19 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 38):
And yeah, non-stop action. kick, kick, kick, head, trip, dive, grab hammy repeat. *Yawn*

Very much like baseball, isn't it?  duck 

pitch, catch, pitch, run, dive, catch, throw, crash into/over side fence -> repeat  Wink
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RE: Kroc Is Going To A Soccer Game

Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:54 am

Quoting KROC (Reply 38):
non-stop action. kick, kick, kick, head, trip, dive, grab hammy repeat. *Yawn*

You prefer to see man in thighs touch their crotches... I know.

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