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Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:39 am

The "Beautiful Game" . . . men kissing and hugging and swapping shirts . . . communal baths . . . poncey shorts . . . David Beckham wearing nail varnish . . . Players rolling round like prima donnas when they stub a toe . . . Football has to be the gayest sport!

Jesus . . . if I was 20 years younger I think I'd take it up!

[Edited 2006-06-23 02:42:30]
 
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:41 am

Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
Football has to be the gayest sport

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This is going to be a fun thread.  Wink

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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:46 am

It is pretty gay. There are balls slapping off of guys heads, sometimes on their chins, and on their knees. The balls pretty much get slapped on every part of their bodies. Well, except the hands of course, as it would make the finish all too easy and quick. Smile
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:51 am

Baseball players running around the field in their cute, little pyjamas reeks of gayness.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:53 am

It's as gay as baseball players smacking each other on the arse every 5 minutes. It's as gay as brick-house quarterbacks hugging and kissing after every touchdown.
It's as gay basketball players hugging and kissing and sharing each other's sweat during March Madness.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:53 am

They might as well call it what it is: teabagging!
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:55 am

Football (a.k.a. American "soccer") is NOTHING compared to "American" football.

Nothing says "gay" like one guy pressing his hands on another guy's sack every 40 seconds...





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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:56 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
They might as well call it what it is: teabagging!

Would that be Earl Gay with lemon?
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:06 am

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 7):
Would that be Earl Gay with lemon?

Stop puckering up, you cad!
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:09 am

Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
poncey shorts . . .

OK being from the States could you explain please!
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:10 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 9):
Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
poncey shorts . . .

OK being from the States could you explain please!

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Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:17 am

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 10):
Em . . . would "Nancy boy" mean anything to you?

Yes I do know what than means, though I thought we were talking about shorts?
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:20 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 11):
Yes I do know what than means, though I thought we were talking about shorts?

Yep, I was. "Ponce" is another word for "Nancy-boy", so for US a.netters, read "Nancy-boy shorts".
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:23 am

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 12):
"Nancy-boy shorts".

I think effeminate might translate better. Luv2fly might be too butch.  Wink
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:50 am

Soccer is a panzi sport

American football is a real man sport if a foot fairy ( soccer) tried to play american football he would get killed
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:55 am

Dear God, I'm off to 'whiners for some intelligent banter.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:04 pm

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
American football is a real man sport

That's a laugh. Men put on giant shoulder pads that would make any '80s pop starlet jealous, chest padding and helmets that would exceed standards for motorcycling. They then put on skin-tight licra pants, pull their socks up to just below thier knees over the top of their skin-tight licra pants, huddle together, and stick their posteriors skywards. Finally they prance around like little sissy-boys auditioning for a part in Swan Lake, change their entire teams every few minutes so the poor darlings can have a rest, and then they're branded as real men!

Yeah nice one.
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:07 pm

Quoting VH-KCT* (Reply 16):
That's a laugh. Men put on giant shoulder pads that would make any '80s pop starlet jealous, chest padding and helmets that would exceed standards for motorcycling. They then put on skin-tight licra pants, pull their socks up to just below thier knees over the top of their skin-tight licra pants, huddle together, and stick their posteriors skywards. Finally they prance around like little sissy-boys auditioning for a part in Swan Lake, change their entire teams every few minutes so the poor darlings can have a rest, and then they're branded as real men!

Yeah nice one.

Spoken like a true flamer.

I bet you're a scrauny little puss that wouldn't last 30 seconds on a football field.

I agree with those who say football is a real man's sport. As for soccer? HA! Yeah, let all those skinny, long-haired Europeans run around and have their fun.

Soccer.... pfffft.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:04 pm

You're all wrong: if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:16 pm

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 18):
You're all wrong: if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!

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No need for all that girly American padding in the proper game. The body preotection is built-in!
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:19 pm

Rugby Rugby Rugby Rugby!!!

Great sport Big grin
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:28 pm

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
American football is a real man sport



Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 18):
You're all wrong: if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!

Braybuddy just scored a touchdown there...

I don't care if American football or baseball are scientifically proven to be the most "straight" sports in the world, I'd still watch Football over that any way.

Oh, and why are we even discussing this, when we all know that Volleyball, synchronized swimming, diving, gymnastics, and figure skating are by far the most gay sporting events?  scratchchin 

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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:36 pm

Football is quite gay I think... I get double, triple orgasms every time I watch it... The men are gorgeous, they take off their shirts and their bodies are gorgeous, they keep kissing and hugging each other and when they are pissed off and they shout at each other.......Phewww  Wink

However, no sport is as gay as wrestling IMO..
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:47 pm

Quoting Pl4nekr4zy (Reply 17):

You're watching the sport with all the prancing around and I'm the homosexual?  sarcastic 

Quoting Braybuddy (Reply 18):
if you want to see real men on a pitch watch RUGBY!

Or Aussie Rules Football. Padding is for wimps.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:31 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 21):
Volleyball, synchronized swimming, diving, gymnastics, and figure skating are by far the most gay sporting events?

Sports? I thought they were just hobbies . . .
 
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:41 pm

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Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:44 pm

You didn't come on a.net expecting to find anything INTELLIGENT, KaiGywer, now did you?
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:51 pm

Quoting VH-KCT* (Reply 23):
Aussie Rules Football

Real men and AFL don't go together. They kick the ball away to their little friends before someone hurts them and when they catch the ball they get rewarded by not having anyone come up and get the ball off them.

Rugby is for real men and the Wallabies rule! Big grin

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 6):

Too graphic!!!  yuck 
 
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:54 pm

or how about hurling? i love how we americans think we have such tough sports like american football and hockey yet everybody is always so padded up they look like astronauts on a space-walk. europeans idea of body padding is shin-guards at best.

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
American football is a real man sport if a foot fairy ( soccer) tried to play american football he would get killed

rugby is so much more hardcore than american football its laughable.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:16 pm

Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
David Beckham wearing nail varnish

Pavel Nedved wearing hair-curlers...
 
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:32 pm

Quoting VH-KCT* (Reply 16):

 checkmark   rotfl 

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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:09 pm

Quoting BAxMAN (Reply 3):
Baseball players running around the field in their cute, little pyjamas reeks of gayness

Mmmmmm........ baseball players....

YUM!

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
Soccer is a panzi sport

Spoken like a true dumbass American... it's PANSY... as in the flower.

So, to translate COEWR777's Ameriblabber to the rest of the world.....

"Football is a pansy sport. American Football is for real men. I like Budweiser and McDonalds and George Bush. America has 73 states. The capital is New York. Wal-Mart rules."

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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:22 pm

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
Soccer is a panzi sport

American football is a real man sport if a foot fairy ( soccer) tried to play american football he would get killed

Go do a Yahoo search for 'soccer NFL kicker' and get back to us, dumbass.

Stop embarrassing the USA.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:44 pm

Quoting TurkishWings (Reply 22):
Football is quite gay I think... I get double, triple orgasms every time I watch it...

You are among the truly sick, dude....heh heh heh. That was a three star performance.

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 31):
Spoken like a true dumbass American... it's PANSY... as in the flower.

So, to translate COEWR777's Ameriblabber to the rest of the world.....

stuff your tripe back down the craphole it came from and get back on task there boy, or we'll have to annex Manhattan to Texas and send in the Texas rangers to get y'all straightened out.
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Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:30 am

So is it a double-stuff if not only is football gay, but the player actually is too?
 
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Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:44 am

Quoting VH-KCT*reply=16:
.

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And its boring to watch too both NFL and league soccer. The soccer world cup is a different story
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:15 am

Quoting Darrenthe747 (Reply 28):
everybody is always so padded up they look like astronauts on a space-walk

ouch, thats a "touch-down"
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Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:30 am

Quoting VH-KCT* (Reply 16):
They then put on skin-tight licra pants, pull their socks up to just below thier knees over the top of their skin-tight licra pants, huddle together, and stick their posteriors skywards.

You seem aroused.

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Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:59 pm

Quoting Jalto27R (Reply 37):
You seem aroused.

You and Pl4nekr4zy seem like unintellignet machoistic fools who presume that anybody who is capable of constructing their communication with the use of anything other than the most basic juxtaposition of single-syllable words, or is capable of observing the ironic or rediculous, must be homosexual.

Of course I may be completely mistaken; it may be quite simply the case that the two of you are yet to reach a level of maturity where you can consider the use of 'oh yeah? well you're gay' restricted to the taunts of immature juveniles incapable of putting forward their argument.
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Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:33 pm

lol
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Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:33 pm

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 6):
Football (a.k.a. American "soccer") is NOTHING compared to "American" football.

Nothing says "gay" like one guy pressing his hands on another guy's sack every 40 seconds...

Not to mention some of the positions they play ... "Tight-End", "Wide Receiver", etc.

Oh, and they're always saying things like "spike it in the end zone" ...
 
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Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:34 pm

Quoting VH-KCT* (Reply 38):
You and Pl4nekr4zy seem like unintellignet machoistic fools who presume that anybody who is capable of constructing their communication with the use of anything other than the most basic juxtaposition of single-syllable words, or is capable of observing the ironic or rediculous, must be homosexual.

Of course I may be completely mistaken; it may be quite simply the case that the two of you are yet to reach a level of maturity where you can consider the use of 'oh yeah? well you're gay' restricted to the taunts of immature juveniles incapable of putting forward their argument.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

this is probably one of the best responses i have ever read on a.net. my stomach hurts now from laughing so hard.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:20 pm

You want a gay sport, try Aussie Rules football. The shorts they wear are TIGHT as hell, and VERY short, jeez, just lookin at pics on some aussie rules football sites is like looking at porn. Might be why aussie rules is the one sport i really follow lol

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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:27 pm

Quoting Braybuddy (Thread starter):
The "Beautiful Game" . . . men kissing and hugging and swapping shirts . . . communal baths . . . poncey shorts . . . David Beckham wearing nail varnish . . . Players rolling round like prima donnas when they stub a toe . . . Football has to be the gayest sport!

This is what Ive been saying for years lol.

Please... Theres no hitting or any form of violence! I need the violence.

Rugby, American Football, Hocket etc. all have violence, and are sports played by real men, not a bunch of wussy chavs (in Englands case anyhow).

Thanks for making my first laugh a good one this morning!

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Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:36 pm

Women do not have hot flushes, they have power surges
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:49 pm

Nearly chucked up my breakfast laughing at that, ABfemme!
Brilliant!
 
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:24 pm

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 7):
Would that be Earl Gay with lemon?

Dr Watson walks in to the room to see Holmes squirting lemon juice on his cock. "Good God Holmes! What on earth are you doing?" "A lemon entry my dear Watson!"
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Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:14 am

All sports are gay in a way. Football and wresting is high up on the list. I would have to say that the least gay sport out there is midget tossing.



It requires a great amount of concentration, strength, skill, and liquor. It also allows midgets to travel without worrying about terrorism or long TSA lines.
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RE: Just How Gay Is Football?

Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:45 am

Quoting COEWR777 (Reply 14):
American football is a real man sport if a foot fairy ( soccer) tried to play american football he would get killed

Wow, so it must be a great sport because of that.... why not just get a gun and do it quicker  Yeah sure

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 31):
So, to translate COEWR777's Ameriblabber to the rest of the world.....

"Football is a pansy sport. American Football is for real men. I like Budweiser and McDonalds and George Bush. America has 73 states. The capital is New York. Wal-Mart rules."

 rotfl 

Quoting FlyKev (Reply 43):
Please... Theres no hitting or any form of violence! I need the violence.

Why? Violence would only put people off taking up the sport.

Rugby is a pretty gay sport. Back in the day when i had to play the damn sport, i've had my balls grabbed once or twice, my ass used as a pillow a couple of times and experienced about 20 smelly fat players crouching together pushing each other so that they can all fall over on top of each other. If that's not gay, i'm not sure what is.

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