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Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:10 am

So no more of this:





What do you think?
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:15 am

Fault!

Lew Big grin
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:16 am

It's Britain, no surprise there. Big grin
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BradWray
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:19 am

What a joke!

Typical England not giving us what every other country has!

Thanks, Bradley! Big grin
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:20 am

I think they should put a roof on Centre Court so no more of these daft rain delays!

(I think that was on topic.  Wink )
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yooyoo
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:29 am

A bunch of prudes made that rule.!!

Thick cotton long sleeved shirts and knee high "pants" more appropriate.?

Get the medics ready !!
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Matt72033
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:33 am

they should have made a "mandatory thong rule" as opposed to a no short skirts rule  Wink
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:35 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 6):
they should have made a "mandatory thong rule" as opposed to a no short skirts rule

Why cover so much up? You're just as bad as the Wimbledon officials !!


 Wink
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:37 am

Quoting BradWray (Reply 3):
Typical England not giving us what every other country has!

Camel toe?
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:48 am

Quoting MattRB (Reply 8):
Camel toe?

yo-yo packing !!
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:50 am

What BS! I love to watch womens tennis for just that reason. Got to love seeing Martina Hingis' ass as well as Sharapova's.
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:26 am

Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 10):
What BS! I love to watch womens tennis for just that reason. Got to love seeing Martina Hingis' ass as well as Sharapova's.

why else would anybody watch tennis? its obviosuly not for the game, thats crap!
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:30 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 11):
why else would anybody watch tennis?

Well you have a few hours before you need to bring out the Kleenex Matt.
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:38 am

Well they haven't introduced a rule where tenniswoman have to wear a jumper yet! fiouuuuuuuuuu!  Wink
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:04 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 11):
why else would anybody watch tennis? its obviosuly not for the game, thats crap!

I have to disagree here, the women play some great tennis. I have seen some great matches.
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:05 am

Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 14):
I have to disagree here, the women play some great tennis. I have seen some great matches.

Sounds that some of the ladies make are quite nice as well  Wink
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:08 am

Whats the big deal about the skirts, they wear shorts under them anyway. It's hardly like they have the dead hedgehog hanging out now is it ?.

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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:13 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 16):
Whats the big deal about the skirts, they wear shorts under them anyway. It's hardly like they have the dead hedgehog hanging out now is it ?

True but why do women play in skirts anyway if not for sex appeal, I would think that it would restict their mobility making them play worse than they could.
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:10 am

Quoting StarAC17 (Reply 17):
True but why do women play in skirts anyway if not for sex appeal, I would think that it would restict their mobility making them play worse than they could.

IIRC it's some old rule that says they have to.

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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:29 am

So this is, like, progress?
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:32 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
What do you think?

Its just not cricket...
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:12 pm

Oh well. I'm not interested in Wimbledon anymore.
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:19 am

It's fine. Seeing that the girls are there to play a match and not to have you jerk off in front of your tv screen, why should they wear such short skirts  Wink

Wimbledon is tennis... not porn.  Silly
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:38 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 22):
Wimbledon is tennis... not porn.

REally?....shame.  Wink
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:41 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 23):
REally?....shame. Wink

 biggrin  I praise myself lucky... looking at the sets the men play that is...  eek 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:04 am

Where did you read about this ban? I can't find any information on it.
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:06 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 24):
I praise myself lucky... looking at the sets the men play that is...

i consider that a "foot foul" and unfair to the male gender.  Wink
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:11 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 26):
i consider that a "foot foul" and unfair to the male gender.

there are other channels for jerking off, my friend  Wink
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:20 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 27):
there are other channels for jerking off, my friend

Like during a German World Cup match, for example.  Wink
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:22 am

Looking at Kim Clijster's outfit right now (Go Belgium go!!! Wink), I am not sure if what 9VSPO said is actually true...
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:22 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 27):
there are other channels for jerking off, my friend



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 28):
Like during a German World Cup match, for example.

 rotfl 

You guys are killing me !!  Wink

Hey, if the Krauts win Friday, the screen will be covered !!!
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:45 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 30):
the screen will be covered !!!

Announcer: "And Michael Ballack appears to have something in his eye, which can't be good as he lines up to take this free kick."
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:54 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 31):
Announcer: "And Michael Ballack appears to have something in his eye, which can't be good as he lines up to take this free kick."

Never aim for the eyes...it stings.  biggrin 

I wonder if LHMark will watch the game or go to KROC's house and watch Mike and Brenna open wedding gifts?
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:58 am

 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:32 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 22):
It's fine. Seeing that the girls are there to play a match and not to have you jerk off in front of your tv screen, why should they wear such short skirts

LMAO, hey Maria Sharapova is one attractive woman, trust me whether it's on TV or in a magazine men will jerk off to her.
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:36 am

I hope this news doesn't mean that the UK is becoming the next Iran  Wow!
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:41 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 22):
Wimbledon is tennis... not porn.

I say let the girls wear whatever they want, if it puts them at ease.
It's really not worse then a bikini... or beach volley ball...
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:41 am

I guess NO ONE wants to see Kim Clijsters sweaty panties on center court.
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:56 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 32):
I wonder if LHMark will watch the game or go to KROC's house and watch Mike and Brenna open wedding gifts?

Like I would invite LHMark over to my house.....
 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:00 am

That's ok, we still have this:

 
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RE: Short Skirts Banned At Wimbledon!

Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 am

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 37):
I guess NO ONE wants to see Kim Clijsters sweaty panties on center court

Hox rude! She ain't that bad looking sometimes! Better looking than Justin Henin anyway but she ain't no Daniela Hantuchova that's fore sure  Smile

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