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Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:04 am

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,201689,00.html

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Bin Laden's voice — always quiet in his messages — sounded fatigued in the audio. He demanded President Bush release al-Zarqawi's body to his family and that Jordan allow him to be buried in his homeland, something Amman has said will never happen.

Al Qaeda's central leadership is believed to have differed with al-Zarqawi, criticizing his strategy of targeting Shiite civilians with suicide bombings in an attempt to spark a civil war in Iraq.

Bin Laden defended al-Zarqawi in the audiotape, saying he had "clear instructions" to focus on U.S.-led forces in Iraq but also was free to mount attacks on anyone who sided with the U.S.-led coalition "regardless of their sect or tribe."

However, bin Laden did not mention Shiites Muslims in particular, underlining the divisions with al-Zarqawi, who frequently railed against Shiites.

The Al Qaeda leader — perhaps inadvertently — also showed a lack of a direct hand in the fight in Iraq, said Diaa Rashwan, an Egyptian expert on militant groups.

In particular, bin Laden made no mention of al-Zarqawi's successor, or even the name of al-Zarqawi's organization, Al Qaeda in Iraq, Rashwan noted.

Instead, bin Laden said, "The banner has not fallen, it has only been passed from one lion to another."

Well, maybe we should release the body............
























......and bomb everyone who shows up at his funeral.  rotfl 




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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:13 am

I absolutely think we should give up Zarqawi's body......





















In exchange for Osama's.....  biggrin 

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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:14 am

I think it is a great idea. Tell Osama he can pick it up any time he wants. As long as he appears in person.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:18 am

I thought the body was marinating in pig guts and wouldn't be ready for barbecuing for another couple of weeks.

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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:00 am

I say give him to a good taxidermist who could stuff and mount him for display in the GW Bush library.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:02 am

Quoting L-188 (Reply 4):
I say give him to a good taxidermist who could stuff and mount him for display in the GW Bush library.

I'm guessing that he would want OBL on the display as well
 
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Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:11 am

As long as Osama signs for it and we have a GPS tracker on the body I'm all for it.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:39 pm

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 5):
I'm guessing that he would want OBL on the display as well

Not enough left of OBL to put on display. Got this feeling that all those tapes supposedly from OBL are really computer generated stuff originating in Al Jazeera offices.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:58 pm

Quoting Jwenting (Reply 7):
Not enough left of OBL to put on display. Got this feeling that all those tapes supposedly from OBL are really computer generated stuff originating in Al Jazeera offices.

You really think?
 
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:31 pm

OBL is still Living.Are you sure.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:49 pm

Tell him, that we'll drop the body off from a B-52, as long as he gives us directions to his place Wink
Anyway, I though Osama was dead ?, their are conflicting reports though.

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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:11 pm

Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):

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Quoting Mir (Reply 1):

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Quoting L-188 (Reply 4):
I say give him to a good taxidermist who could stuff and mount him for display in the GW Bush library.


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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:26 pm

Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):
Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

That would give me much more satisfaction than killing him right away.  Big grin
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:34 pm

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):
I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

That would give me much more satisfaction than killing him right away

HAHAHA
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:36 pm

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):
Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):
Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

That would give me much more satisfaction than killing him right away.

Nawwww, just kill him, at the hands of the families who lost someone on 9/11.

Then bury bin Laden and Al Zarqawi side by side, on a pig farm in Iowa.
 
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:37 pm

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 8):
Quoting Jwenting (Reply 7):
Not enough left of OBL to put on display. Got this feeling that all those tapes supposedly from OBL are really computer generated stuff originating in Al Jazeera offices.

You really think?

No...he obviously doesn't think...
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:40 pm

Quoting NWA742 (Thread starter):
He demanded President Bush release al-Zarqawi's body to his family and that Jordan allow him to be buried in his homeland

Hahahahahahahahaha is this a joke or something!?!?!? Does he serious expect that they would return him!?!?! Was he drunk when the message was recorded, hence he sounded fatigued! Big grin
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:49 pm

Quoting KC135TopBoom (Reply 14):
Nawwww, just kill him, at the hands of the families who lost someone on 9/11.

That's why I'm not worried about someone killing him...I know you'll be right behind me loading up. Instead, I'll take the time to defecate on him in order for the bullet to pass so much easier. Big grin

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 16):
Does he serious expect that they would return him!?!?!

The thing is, he's probably setting up a new 'reason' to lash back out.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:49 pm

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 12):
I wouldn't shoot him when he showed up to get it....I would just slowly take the largest shit on his turban and then piss in his face.

Don't forget to grind it in good with your shoe.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:54 pm

They should threat them to mutilate Zarqawi if another body shows up mutilated/beheaded by Al-Qaeda or an affiliate.

If they stop, the family gets the body back.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:15 am

Where's Al Zarqawi's body and where is it kept anyway?
Is it left to rot there or is it frozen to preserve it or something?

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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:21 am

Quoting Aer Lingus (Reply 20):
Where's Al Zarqawi's body and where is it kept anyway?

In a McDonald's meat freezer in Upstate NY  Wink
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:29 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 21):
In a McDonald's meat freezer in Upstate NY

That reminds me of a Hongkong movie that I watched a couple of times before called The Untold Story 2.

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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:43 am

I would trade the body for a video of Old SOB Laden holding a current issue of a newspaper (goat breeders daily ?) to prove he isn't pushing rocks in Tora Bora.
It would be nice to see his butt buddy from Egypt too!
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:50 am

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 2):
I think it is a great idea. Tell Osama he can pick it up any time he wants. As long as he appears in person.

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Precisely what I thoght when I first saw the thread title. If he wants it, tell him to come pick it up himself.

If he's really a good enough friend to say something like that, he'd be more than willing to give up his for al-Zarqawi's.

Wow, I think I just stumbled across a way to destroy all the insurgents.  biggrin 

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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:58 am

Quoting BHMBAGLOCK (Reply 6):
As long as Osama signs for it and we have a GPS tracker on the body I'm all for it.

Thats not a bad idea.

I think we should dump the body off with a garbage truck full of garbage infront of the family's house and let them dig the body out.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:48 pm

Would the US seriously consider the GPS idea.
Interesting.
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RE: Bin Laden Wants Al-Zarqawi Body Released....

Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:03 pm

Send a message back to Osama: You want him, come and get him.
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