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Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:41 pm

No chance in hell it will go through. What a waste of our legal system.


"The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.

Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?

No.

"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."


http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA
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jap
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:49 pm

ummm... okay... so now, you can't even wear whatever clothes you want to?  Yeah sure

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Mir
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:00 pm

So let me get this straight.....

The guy is suing Michael Jordan because HE LOOKS LIKE HIM?

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Dougloid
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:07 pm

Quoting Jap (Reply 1):
ummm... okay... so now, you can't even wear whatever clothes you want to?

America truly is the land of freedom

No. America is the land of the publicity stunt, grab yourself some air time and get your picture in the paper lawsuit.

It only costs eighty bucks to file. If this guy came to me and wanted me to file it, I'd probably send him down the road but I'm something of a discriminating diner so to speak and I'm more interested in real stuff-on the other hand it might depend on how much I needed the dough and this one would be money down on the barrelhead, cash up front. And he doesn't even look like Mike.

Believe me, it won't make it past the first motion to dismiss. It's already served its purpose.
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:27 pm

I think MJ should counter-sue him for pain & suffering...

For being compared to his ugly ass  Silly
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:55 am

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 4):
I think MJ should counter-sue him for pain & suffering...

For being compared to his ugly ass

Well, his face probably does look like Michael Jordan's ass LOL
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:24 am

I'd like for this asswipe to be forced to pay all court costs, legal fees, and be subject to countersuit for harrassment and wasting the courts time.
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:47 am

Perhaps I should show up on this guy´s doorstep, break a baseball bat over his head, and then sue him for a new bat? After all, it wouldn´t have broken were it not for his head, and I wouldn´t have even been there if he hadn´t made himself into a leading candidate for "idiot of the year".

 scratchchin 

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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:56 am

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Harry Potter...


I'm sueing JK Rowling for the torment and mental anguish that i have to suffer every day because i look like Harry Potter...
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:05 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 6):
I'd like for this asswipe to be forced to pay all court costs, legal fees, and be subject to countersuit for harrassment and wasting the courts time.

Sadly that won't happen until we go to a "loser pays" court system and that stands a snowball's chance in Hell given the power of the trial lawyers out there.

IMO, this guy is a moron and barely resembles MJ. Just another case of some schmuck trying to make a quick buck at the expense of others.

I still get a chuckle out of seeing tons of people swamp MJ's brother (who does look almost identical) at a Huntsville Stars game when the Birmingham Barons came to town thinking it was MJ just wandering through the stands before the game when in fact he was out on the field shagging fly balls very poorly.
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:09 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 8):

A 747 isn´t Harry Potter........  confused 

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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:12 am

Sorry if this guy was told he looked like MJ, he really should take that as a compliment. Cuase in reality he doesn't, I am sorry. And while beauty is in the eyes of the beholder... I dont think this guy looks.................... Figure out the rest..
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:00 am

Perhaps the money this guy is spending would be better spent on some plastic surgery to change his looks.
 
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:04 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 8):
I'm sueing JK Rowling for the torment and mental anguish that i have to suffer every day because i look like Harry Potter...

make it a class action. because I have thick brown hair and glasses I've been called Harry ever since the movies came out
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:07 am

as they say...only in America
 
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:53 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 8):

I'm sueing JK Rowling for the torment and mental anguish that i have to suffer every day because i look like Harry Potter...

Looks like Harry has a much clearer complexion.  Wink
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:01 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 9):
Sadly that won't happen until we go to a "loser pays" court system and that stands a snowball's chance in Hell given the power of the trial lawyers out there.

Please. Loser pays is just a buzzword that the insurance industry is tossing around hoping individuals will latch on to as a good idea when it's just smoke and mirrors to make sure that defendants are deterred from filing legitimate lawsuits. At the end of the day, a complete loser pays system would put single defendents represented by single lawyers at a disadvantage compared to corporations defended by teams of lawyers. Don't get me wrong, this case is as idiotic as they come, but that's why you have pre-trial hearings and motions in order to weed out this type of stuff. Plus if Jordan and Nike both feel they've been harmed by this suit you have this little thing called a "countersuit" or file for a dismissal with prejudice. There are plenty of ways to protect defendants in suits from malicious/frivolous lawsuits that the insurance industry doesn't want you to know about.
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:13 pm

Quoting Garnetpalmetto (Reply 16):
Please. Loser pays is just a buzzword that the insurance industry is tossing around hoping individuals will latch on to as a good idea when it's just smoke and mirrors to make sure that defendants are deterred from filing legitimate lawsuits. At the end of the day, a complete loser pays system would put single defendents represented by single lawyers at a disadvantage compared to corporations defended by teams of lawyers. Don't get me wrong, this case is as idiotic as they come, but that's why you have pre-trial hearings and motions in order to weed out this type of stuff. Plus if Jordan and Nike both feel they've been harmed by this suit you have this little thing called a "countersuit" or file for a dismissal with prejudice. There are plenty of ways to protect defendants in suits from malicious/frivolous lawsuits that the insurance industry doesn't want you to know about.

Absolutely correct about 'loser pays'. It comes from the same house as 'tort reform'. There's nothing to stop anyone who is the victim of a meritless lawsuit from countersuing and getting attorney's fees. It happens all the time.

There was a guy last year who sued one of the broadcast companies alleging that some scene on Fear Factor really upset him, blah blah. Big splash. Since it was in the federal system I could follow it pretty closely on PACER. Turns out the guy was a professional pro se litigant and he got bounced real fast without leave to refile. His hobby was idiotic lawsuits.
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:28 am

Quoting Dan2002 (Reply 15):
Looks like Harry has a much clearer complexion

Mostly because the character has not yet hit puberty and so wont really have experienced teenage spots...
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:18 am

Quote:
What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."


I think what he meant to say is "You figure with my age and you multiply that by my IQ....."
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:25 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 8):
I'm sueing JK Rowling for the torment and mental anguish that i have to suffer every day because i look like Harry Potter...

Bad move dude! You may win but you are going to become famous and Bill Gates will notice that you looked like him - back when he was merely a millionaire. Gates is going to sue you and give your money away to charity.
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RE: Michael Jordan And Nike Sued For $832 Million

Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:59 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 9):
Sadly that won't happen until we go to a "loser pays" court system and that stands a snowball's chance in Hell given the power of the trial lawyers out there.

It has little if anything to do with trial lawyers. The American Rule (yes, you supposed "ultra-patriots", that is what it is called) developed because Americans have always been wary of overreaching government regulation. Because of that, we developed a system where the regulation is done with market systems, namely money, especially since big companies can't go to jail.

Quoting Dougloid (Reply 17):
It comes from the same house as 'tort reform'.

I take it you mean "tort-deform"  wink 
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