baylorairbear
Posts: 2841
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:25 am

Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:48 pm

Came across this a while ago.

WTF? That thing is hugely huge and nasty looking. Perhaps that is a result of her required premarital probing. Whatever the case may be, she can certainly afford a nicer belly button than that monstrocity.


BAB yuck 
I'm just skipping stones...
 
skidmarks
Posts: 6614
Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:51 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:59 pm

hmm, if she dropped her keks I certainly wouldn't be worried about her belly button Big grin !! And opened her blouse up a tad!!

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
Christa
Posts: 1215
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:37 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:02 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
hmm, if she dropped her keks I certainly wouldn't be worried about her belly button Big grin !! And opened her blouse up a tad!!

Errr.... old perv  Wink
Croeso i Faes Awyr Rhyngwladol Caerdydd - Welcome to Cardiff International Airport
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:08 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
hmm, if she dropped her keks I certainly wouldn't be worried about her belly button !! And opened her blouse up a tad!!

"...and cleaned my false teeth."

Thom@s  Wink
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
skidmarks
Posts: 6614
Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:51 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:20 pm

Quoting Christa (Reply 2):
Errr.... old perv

Your point being?

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
Christa
Posts: 1215
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:37 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:28 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 4):
Your point being?

Don't talk back now old man  box  Wink

Regards,
Chris
Croeso i Faes Awyr Rhyngwladol Caerdydd - Welcome to Cardiff International Airport
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:32 pm

To be honest though, I was expecting something much worse from the thread title...  scared 

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
skidmarks
Posts: 6614
Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:51 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:38 pm

Quoting Christa (Reply 5):
Don't talk back now old man

Yoof of today, no respect like wot when I was a kid !  talktothehand 

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:47 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 7):
Yoof of today, no respect like wot when I was a kid !

Indeed. So in all seriousness, tell us young fellas what it was like when you were younger. Like... was it scary when they invented the railway?

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
christeljs
Posts: 528
Joined: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:08 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:51 pm

I am still looking at the photo, not finding a single thing wrong with that belly button! It's perfectly normal looking.  scratchchin 
Christel A Photography
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:54 pm

Quoting Christeljs (Reply 9):
I am still looking at the photo, not finding a single thing wrong with that belly button! It's perfectly normal looking.

Maybe slightly bigger than average, but nothing "wrong" with it really.

Wouldn't kick her out of bed...

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
skidmarks
Posts: 6614
Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:51 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:54 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 8):
Like... was it scary when they invented the railway?

Oh yes, the railway. I remember that. Nasty, smelly steam engines! Big grin

Keep pushing it Thomas, I'll get to Norway one day!!  box 

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:56 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
Keep pushing it Thomas, I'll get to Norway one day!!

I'll show you our wonderful facilities for elderly, and some nice ponds where you can feed the ducks...  Wink

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
Aviation
Posts: 1110
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:28 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:06 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
That thing is hugely huge and nasty looking

Yeh not too great,
But really, she doesnt really look any good at all in that pic...


Cheers,
Aaron
Signed, Aaron Nicoli - Trans World Airlines Collector
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:09 pm

Quoting Aviation (Reply 13):
But really, she doesnt really look any good at all in that pic...

Are we looking at the same picture...?  drool   Wink

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
BHMNONREV
Posts: 1209
Joined: Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:17 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:26 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):
I'll show you our wonderful facilities for elderly, and some nice ponds where you can feed the ducks...

No respect for us old coots, the nerve...  old 

And back OT, I find myself focused upon other "attributes" besides her navel...
 
Christa
Posts: 1215
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:37 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:49 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 7):
Yoof of today, no respect like wot when I was a kid !

Were there that many dinosaurs around?
Croeso i Faes Awyr Rhyngwladol Caerdydd - Welcome to Cardiff International Airport
 
skidmarks
Posts: 6614
Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:51 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:14 pm

Quoting Christa (Reply 16):
Were there that many dinosaurs around?

There still are dinosaurs - they're just disguised as Yoof!!  tongue 

Andy  old 
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
 
IAH777
Posts: 2810
Joined: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:55 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:49 pm

Quoting Christeljs (Reply 9):
I am still looking at the photo, not finding a single thing wrong with that belly button! It's perfectly normal looking.

That belly button is the model Geiger used to create the creature popping out in Alien.

 
Christa
Posts: 1215
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:37 pm

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:56 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 17):
There still are dinosaurs - they're just disguised as Yoof!!

Rharrrrr!?
Croeso i Faes Awyr Rhyngwladol Caerdydd - Welcome to Cardiff International Airport
 
jap
Posts: 2196
Joined: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:25 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:00 am

the bellybutton is normal... it's not even BIGGER than normal, it's just an "outie"  scratchchin  I can't see anything wrong with it either- there're probably worse things wrong with your bodies  devil 

Kidding...  Wink
Scandinavian chick with a scandinavian horse- oh yeah! :D
 
IFEMaster
Posts: 4164
Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:17 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:09 am

Who cares if it's a good or bad belly button? She's been with that nutcase Tom Cruise, so she's soiled goods I'm afraid.
Delivering Anecdotes of Dubious Relevance Since 1978
 
Frontiercpt
Posts: 955
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:47 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:54 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
I'll get to Norway one day!!

Ya, you and what army?
 
BradWray
Posts: 641
Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:21 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:57 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
That thing is hugely huge and nasty looking

Big version: Width: 260 Height: 288 File size: 31kb
Hamilton: English for 'Alonso's bitch' :D
 
baylorairbear
Posts: 2841
Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:25 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:47 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 20):
the bellybutton is normal... it's not even BIGGER than normal, it's just an "outie"  scratchchin  I can't see anything wrong with it either- there're probably worse things wrong with your bodies  devil 

Said belly button's diameter looks to be about 1/10 the width of her waist. It's disproportionate. If tits and ass need be proportional to be appropriate and attractive, then the navel should fit the bill as well.

It does look like an outie, but one that never came out. It appears that it's being held in some sort of belly button purgatory, not allowed to protrude, not allowed to descend.

Nonetheless, imagine the lint that comes outta that thing!


BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
halls120
Posts: 8724
Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:24 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:46 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 24):
Said belly button's diameter looks to be about 1/10 the width of her waist. It's disproportionate. If tits and ass need be proportional to be appropriate and attractive, then the navel should fit the bill as well.

It does look like an outie, but one that never came out. It appears that it's being held in some sort of belly button purgatory, not allowed to protrude, not allowed to descend.

Man, you are one picky person. Who gives a flying fu*k about a slightly enlarged belly button when it is attached to the package in the photo?
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain, a Biography
 
vaporlock
Posts: 3528
Joined: Sat May 19, 2001 9:22 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:30 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 20):
the bellybutton is normal... it's not even BIGGER than normal, it's just an "outie" I can't see anything wrong with it either- there're probably worse things wrong with your bodies

Jap, your right....there is nothing wrong with that belly button!!! It is only slightly an "outie"...

Hell, check this one out.....ewwwwww...disgusting!!! This guy needs some major HELPPPPPPPPP!!!! First of all it looks like someones ear canal...either that or he's been smoking thru his gut hole!  scared 

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Phyllis  bouncy 
 
Handcuffs
Posts: 86
Joined: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:56 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:33 am

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 26):
Hell, check this one out.....ewwwwww...disgusting!!! This guy needs some major HELPPPPPPPPP!!!! First of all it looks like someones ear canal...either that or he's been smoking thru his gut hole!

I thew up in my own mouth when I saw that disgusting thing, that looks like it doubles into his arsehole. BBBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
Freedom isn't free...peace isn't pretty!!!
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:39 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 17):
There still are dinosaurs

Must resist... temptation.. of pointing out.... who that statement... came from... Argh!

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 21):
She's been with that nutcase Tom Cruise,

She's famous?  Confused

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
nkops
Posts: 2156
Joined: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:09 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:01 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 18):
That belly button is the model Geiger used to create the creature popping out in Alien.

Isn't that the scene from Spaceballs..... "Oh no, not again"
:evil:
 
IFEMaster
Posts: 4164
Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:17 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:14 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 28):
She's famous? {Confused}

Yes. That there carrier of the belly button is none other than Katie Holmes.
Delivering Anecdotes of Dubious Relevance Since 1978
 
Thom@s
Posts: 11674
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2000 2:03 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:22 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 30):
Yes. That there carrier of the belly button is none other than Katie Holmes.

Ah... I've heared the name.

You could show me pictures of the 10 most famous celebrities, and I probably couldn't name any of them. Big grin

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
vaporlock
Posts: 3528
Joined: Sat May 19, 2001 9:22 am

RE: Ugliest.Belly.Button.Ever!

Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:15 am

Quoting Handcuffs (Reply 27):
I thew up in my own mouth when I saw that disgusting thing, that looks like it doubles into his arsehole. BBBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

Handcuffs..... rotfl  dam your funny!!!! It has to be one of the worst I've ever seen...LOL

Phyllis  bouncy 

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: scbriml, wingman and 20 guests