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David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:13 pm

 rotfl   rotfl 

 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:02 pm

I don`t know, what is the worst.

The Hoff, the car, the music, the special effects, or the girls?  rotfl 

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:07 pm

Is that real????

Please tell me its a fake, those facial expresions, THAT dance.

The song is catchy though, as much as i hate to say it
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:54 pm

Since when was KITT right hand drive???
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:27 pm

Quoting Andz (Reply 3):
Since when was KITT right hand drive???

Exactly  Wink

Quoting Oldeuropean (Reply 1):
The Hoff, the car, the music, the special effects, or the girls?

Isn't "The Hoff" a big star in Germany? (or so I heard)



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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:51 pm

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 4):
Isn't "The Hoff" a big star in Germany? (or so I heard)

He is, he walked into a bar in Hamburg and the barman said "David Hasselhoff! I'm a huge fan, welcome to my bar!"

He replied "actually these days I prefer to be known as The Hoff"

Barman says "okay... no hassle"
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:41 pm

 rotfl   rotfl 

Whisky tango foxtrot?!  laughing 

I swear it sounds like the girls are saying "but I know you're gay" at one point  eek 

Thanks for making my day!!!

... I wouldn't jump in his car even if he paid me to  eek 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:00 pm

That is by far the worst video/song/white man dancing I have ever seen in my life.... how do people actually like this guys singing??

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:04 pm

Quoting Andz (Reply 3):
Since when was KITT right hand drive???

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:09 pm

 laughing  Thats darn funny.. I just watched a classic episode of knightrider .. His T-shirt is cool too.. Dont "Hasstle" the "Hoff"  rotf 

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:17 pm

Quoting Jap (Reply 6):
swear it sounds like the girls are saying "but I know you're gay" at one point

THEY DO! lmao  rotfl  It is freakin funny as hell!
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:09 am

Did you hear that?.....

That was the sound of a collective orgasm by Germans worldwide.

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:39 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 4):
Isn't "The Hoff" a big star in Germany? (or so I heard)



Quoting YooYoo (Reply 12):
That was the sound of a collective orgasm by Germans worldwide.

Where comes this conspiracy theory from, that he was a big star in Germany?  vomit 

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:44 am

Quoting Nkops (Reply 7):
how do people actually like this guys singing??

Ask the Krauts...they love him.

Quoting Jap (Reply 6):
I swear it sounds like the girls are saying "but I know you're gay" at one point

That is exactly what they are saying.

Of ocurse it is Saturday now but the picture is still relevant.
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:09 am

Im sorry.. but..  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

























































 rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf  rotf 

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:11 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 15):

Looks like pep is wearing a wig  duck   Wink


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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:15 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 15):

 rotfl  That's some funny sh!t---wait...what?! No *hat*?! Sacrilege! Sacrilege!  biggrin 


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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:54 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 14):
Ask the Krauts...they love him.

What the heck.
Why is everybody alleging that this poor guy is popular here. From the beginning (the Knight Rider TV series), beside of some little boys, who were more impressed by Kid the car, everybody laught about this clown and nobody understood the later success of Baywatch. (Well, girls in swimsuites  eyebrow . But if you wanted to see boobs, there were better possibilitys here in Germany. We are not so prude, you can see them really naked everywhere here. But this is another subject. )

Once and for all: please stop this insulting rumor.

Axel

[Edited 2006-07-15 19:03:28]
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:07 am

Quoting Andz (Reply 3):
Since when was KITT right hand drive???

Well...It's an Australian video. And the Trans Am was available as right-hand drive...





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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:10 am

What does the lady sing around 0:35? "I know you're gay"?  Smile
 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:12 am

Quoting Racko (Reply 20):
"I know you're gay"?

Cuz he is?  Wink  duck 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:27 am

It doesn't hold a light to this guys candle:


@ EWS,
That one made me crack up  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 
 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:29 am

Kaspar, that is freaking hilarious  rotfl   rotfl 




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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:32 am

Quoting CPH-R (Reply 22):
It doesn't hold a light to this guys candle:

Is that Janet Jackson in the gym?  scared 
 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:33 am

Quoting CPH-R (Reply 22):
@ EWS,
That one made me crack up

Cheers, Now that video you posted.. My god i thought it couldnt get any worse.. but that guy clearly steals the limelight!

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:36 am

By the way, the girls in the 1st video sing "I know your game", not gay  silly 

Wash your ears  Wink



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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:39 am

I can't believe since I posted that this morning I've been singing "Jump Into My Car" all bloody day!   

[Edited 2006-07-15 20:40:24]
 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:43 am

Quoting Andz (Reply 5):
He is, he walked into a bar in Hamburg and the barman said "David Hasselhoff! I'm a huge fan, welcome to my bar!"

He replied "actually these days I prefer to be known as The Hoff"

Barman says "okay... no hassle"

 rotfl 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:09 am





"The Hoff" On a motorcycle this time. These Hoff music videos are like a car crash you can't help but stare in amazement and pure shock.


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Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:20 am

 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:08 am

Quoting CPH-R (Reply 22):
It doesn't hold a light to this guys candle:

Is that Carl Lewis or something?

Someone so buff with such a squeaky voice has got to hit the steroids big time...

Have you guys been introduced to Sweden's finest? Go to the videos section - I highly recommend the "Ding Dong song"

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:25 pm

Quoting Oldeuropean (Reply 13):

Where comes this conspiracy theory from, that he was a big star in Germany? vomit

Well apparently Der Spiegel is in on the conspiracy Big grin

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,407072,00.html
 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:39 pm

Quoting Spyderz (Reply 30):
This one is maybe the stupidest one of all:

THATS THE ONE..!! I just about died when I saw that..... It was too funny. I was pulling a double shift at the hangar one night and one of the guys had that on his PDA. It made my night...!!
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:06 am

Dear Ian,
Any respect I ever had for you is now gone. I can't believe I watched the first 75 seconds of that clip. Those are 75 seconds I shall never recover. My life has less worth now that I've watched that clip. I am dumber now, having seen it.

That it the WORST clip I have ever seen.
How could you have the heart to make us endure that ???  Wink

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:14 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 16):
Looks like pep is wearing a wig

No. It's a hair-shaped hat.


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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:29 am

Quoting Canuckpaxguy (Reply 33):
I can't believe I watched the first 75 seconds of that clip.

It's 02:59 mins! The end is the best bit and you missed it! Big grin
 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:18 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 35):
The end is the best bit and you missed it! Big grin

Sorry man...I just don't think I could handle reloading that clip.
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:37 am

Quoting Oldeuropean (Reply 12):
Where comes this conspiracy theory from, that he was a big star in Germany?

I've heard it too, and the most famous German in the US admits to it.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12834091
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:25 pm

Quoting EWS (Reply 9):
I just watched a classic episode of knightrider

Yeah, but Knight Rider isn't the problem. Knight Rider was "cool" (for the 80s). It's the Hoff who's the problem!

Quoting EWS (Reply 14):
Im sorry.. but.. (ANC Rider)

"ANCRider... A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who patrols in Alaska..."

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:11 am

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Where is PETA when you need them? Those poor puppies, rubbing up on the Hoff's junk.
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:34 am

Quoting EasternSon (Reply 39):
Where is PETA when you need them? Those poor puppies, rubbing up on the Hoff's junk.

And to think we think Michael jackson is fucked up......That picture is as well....I mean puppies on his junk.....

Poor puppies......Burn in hell Hoff.....

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:51 am

Quoting EasternSon (Reply 39):

  

My sympathies for those poor puppies. Now will somebody please call PETA?

[Edited 2006-07-18 22:52:07]
 
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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:44 am



 rotf  Its a true video alight.. here's the "making" of it !

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RE: David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:25 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 14):

 rotfl  That's hillarious! Wait a minute, where's the hat?! PULL IT OFF THE AIR!!!!
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