joekuboj
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A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:47 pm

Me and some other users, have collected some über funny quotes from a.net chat in the past few months...here's the link: http://anet.kobajagrande.com/




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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:52 pm

Isn't that the very official A.net log?  yes 

 bigthumbsup 

-Joge
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:58 pm

Quoting Joge (Reply 1):
Isn't that the very official A.net log?

Of course.  Wink
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:11 pm

Ahhhhh, some real gems there  Smile

you know i just realised BEG is an airport...
i thought you were telling me to beg


:D
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:15 pm

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 3):
Ahhhhh, some real gems there  Smile

you know i just realised BEG is an airport...
i thought you were telling me to beg

Yeah, almost as bad as:


SA006> Stuggart - german town fool
SA006> town/city
AirKas1> STUTGART YOU BLOODY SOUTH AFRICAN WANKER!
AirKas1> *STUTTGART

 Wink
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:22 pm

Oh god, this can / will get very ugly...

 rotfl 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:26 pm

wow - bash.org for Anet!
No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:41 pm

Those are OLD though  Silly It's so much funnier when I'm around (and drunk)  Wink
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:54 pm

Quoting Jap (Reply 7):
It's so much funnier when I'm around (and drunk)

Like last night.. but you left entirely too early (ie. when you were just getting knackered  Wink )
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:57 pm

Crap, im in this , i need to read up  Wink



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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:08 pm

Quoting JamieD (Reply 4):
Yeah, almost as bad as:


SA006> Stuggart - german town fool
SA006> town/city
AirKas1> STUTGART YOU BLOODY SOUTH AFRICAN WANKER!
AirKas1> *STUTTGART

I know, that part sucked bigtime Big grin
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:10 pm

Im saved  Silly


Cheers Joe  Wink
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:13 pm

Quoting Joge (Reply 1):
-Joge

Are you still here!?  duck   Wink

Hmm, haven't even been in the chatroom for years myself...

Thom@s
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:17 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):
Are you still here!?

Why of course.  Smile

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):

Hmm, haven't even been in the chatroom for years myself...

Don't worry, many haven't either. And it's so much more quiet these days. And the worst, no more aviation quizes!  cry 

-Joge
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:19 pm

Will attempt a comeback. (Nothing to do at work anyway due to poor weather and divertions...)

(Edit):Nope, couldn't connect... Oh well.

Thom@s

[Edited 2006-07-17 15:20:56]

[Edited 2006-07-17 15:21:19]
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:20 pm

Just when you think

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 11):
Im saved

I come along and do this:

pilot kaz: but then again looking at a thread sam chui is pissed off with a bad motive rejection Big grin
pilot kaz: he didnt even spell motive right Big grin
pilot kaz: you have to laugh at that Big grin
Wilco737: http://www.airliners.net/addphotos/rejections/big/D-ABJB_upload.jpg <----- BADSOFT
pilot kaz: i see your motve on this you have focused on the throttles of the main and the displays for the background?
pilot kaz: *motive



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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:21 pm

Quoting Joge (Reply 13):
no more aviation quizes!

Those were the days.....  Smile
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:22 pm

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 15):

Nice one...  Smile

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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:40 pm

Quoting MattRB (Reply 8):
Like last night.. but you left entirely too early (ie. when you were just getting knackered Wink )

I WAS totally knackered  crazy  I almost agreed to run around naked in my back yard to kill my 80 year old neighboor and take photos of it too!  Silly

Wait... I remember this... maybe I wasn't knackered enough after all  scratchchin 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:48 pm

Quoting AirKas1 (Reply 15):

n00b
Bazinga punk.
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:40 am

just submitted a quote  Wink for "screening"




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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 18):
I WAS totally knackered I almost agreed to run around naked in my back yard to kill my 80 year old neighboor and take photos of it too!

But you didn't.. hence, you weren't totally  Silly

Quoting Jap (Reply 18):
Wait... I remember this... maybe I wasn't knackered enough after all

   Today is a new day, with new opportunities to try again!   

[Edited 2006-07-17 18:50:41]
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:52 am

whilst not chat, I had a thread here on the funniest civ-av quotes.

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/1194048
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:03 am

Well... here is a clip from the enlightening conversation going on now...



Mexicana757: Z what did I tell you about leaving your sausage laying around
Mexicana757: tsk tsk
atrude777: janni and sausages dont mix very well.
Boeing744: hello Chris #2
atrude777: she gets bad results.
xjramper: dammit...i did it again?
Mexicana757: yea
Mexicana757: or was that Alex sausage
usairways16BWI: umm...i hope those are the edible kind of sausage
Mexicana757: ??
xjramper: haha
Mexicana757: sis there a non-edible type?
UK_Dispatcher: god, i'm bored
Boeing744: oh god... look what you guys have started
usairways16BWI i dunno u tell me
firennice: ?
Mexicana757: you were asking
xjramper: its a sausage fest...twofold
Mexicana757: lol
jap: ........
xjramper: muhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:05 am

Quoting Boeing744 (Reply 23):

And it continues...


jap: HEY :O
jap :I'm no lesbian :P
xjramper: lol
firennice: excellent
usairways16BWI: what...afraid to say "penis"
atrude777: i was gonna say the non edible ones but the way janni bites
Mexicana757: xj do i need to smell your sausage?
atrude777: im scared.
xjramper: please dont
jap: I'd like to smell legoguy's sausage Big grin
atrude777: ..................
xjramper: ewww
Mexicana757: haha
jap: I bet he cooks a mean frankfurter :P
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:48 am

Quoting Boeing744 (Reply 24):
jap: HEY :O
jap :I'm no lesbian :P
xjramper: lol
firennice: excellent
usairways16BWI: what...afraid to say "penis"
atrude777: i was gonna say the non edible ones but the way janni bites
Mexicana757: xj do i need to smell your sausage?
atrude777: im scared.
xjramper: please dont
jap: I'd like to smell legoguy's sausage
atrude777: ..................
xjramper: ewww
Mexicana757: haha
jap: I bet he cooks a mean frankfurter :P

Oh Please! Enough  Wink



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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:22 am

Oh crap Im wanna the bashed users!

-Matt  biggrin 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:52 am

ANYBODY STILL ALIVE ???!!!
Kai Tai - I missed you so much
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:35 am

Quoting Boeing744 (Reply 24):
Reply 24

WHAT THE H*LL?!  rotfl 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:36 am

Quoting Boeing744 (Reply 24):
jap: I'd like to smell legoguy's sausage

RUN, LEGOGUY, RUN!!!!!!

that is creapy, though...
Well I believe it all is coming to an end. Oh well, I guess we are gonna pretend.
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:41 am

Quoting Piercey (Reply 29):
RUN, LEGOGUY, RUN!!!!!!

that is creapy, though...

I think I was just a teeny weeny bit drunk  blush 

Legoguy, I'm sorry- I swear  Silly
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:44 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 30):
I think I was just a teeny weeny bit drunk

Legoguy, I'm sorry- I swear

Isn't there a "Don't post while intoxicated rule" on a.net?  drunk 

Still creapy....
Well I believe it all is coming to an end. Oh well, I guess we are gonna pretend.
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:19 am

Quoting Piercey (Reply 31):
Isn't there a "Don't post while intoxicated rule" on a.net?


Yeah, but I don't think there is a "don't be in the chat room while drunk" rule though....... Wink
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:52 am

Heres one chat we had a few mins ago, over in a.net chat  


EWS gute nacht!
WILCO737 nighty night!
WILCO737 Gute Nacht Lew  Wink
Garri767 night phil
EWS :-P be up in 5 babe  Wink

Lew and phil eh?   


Lee

[Edited 2006-07-24 21:53:39]
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:53 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 33):
Lew and phil eh?

Yep.. were a item now, internet only though! Big grin

Lew
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:08 am

Woo i'm included....

lmao @:

hoons90 breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ
UsAirways16bwi oh no
UsAirways16bwi any fatalities?
hoons90 no
UsAirways16bwi ok
aeroyu OMG, RIP
hoons90 aeroyu, there are no deaths

Gaz

[Edited 2006-07-24 22:18:19]
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:12 am

WTF why can't I post the usernames :@

Gaz
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:15 am

Quoting GLAGAZ (Reply 36):
WTF why can't I post the usernames :@

N00b!

Lew Big grin
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:19 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 37):
N00b!

 box  :P

Gaz
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:30 am

just remove one "<" like Jamie in reply #4




[Edited 2006-07-24 22:31:17]
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:19 pm

hoons90> GKirk is a nice guy
Fiatstilojtd> Hoons are you insane...
 rotfl 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:05 pm

hahaha, and the chat is getting funnier and funnier:

BaylorAirBear: qhere the hell is amsterdam
BaylorAirBear: denmark?
Jap: Netherlands
BaylorAirBear: that's a country?!?
KaiGywer: hahahahaha
Jap: YES :P
BaylorAirBear: what the seuce
BaylorAirBear: deuce
Jap: sometime refered to as "holland" :P
BaylorAirBear: is it The netherlands or just netherlands
joekuboj: the
KaiGywer: i usually go with holland Big grin
BaylorAirBear: and why isn't it hollands
BaylorAirBear: mmmm hollandaise
BaylorAirBear: what country is sweden in?
KaiGywer: hollandaise is good. bearnaise is better
Jap: ......
Jap: Sweden IS a country
BaylorAirBear: ewwww
BaylorAirBear: no way?!?
Jap: YES :P
VHVXB: lol
KaiGywer: sweden is that country tucked nicely in between denmark and norway
BaylorAirBear: ok, what about finland? isnnt that in norway
Jap: NooOOOOOooo
KaiGywer: nah, finland is where santa claus lives
Jap: Finland is a country too :P
BaylorAirBear: oh yeah, he's on that finnair plane
KaiGywer: and BAB, you better be quiet before people think all americans are as dumb as you Big grin

 rotfl  A.net geography lesson Big grin
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:37 pm

wrighbrothers "can I use use you micr wave to make some popcorn Phill ?
WILCO737 I dont have a MW
wrighbrothers , Frying pan ?
Windowseat is everyone over at Phil's house again?
Gary2880 so you can fly a 737 and you dont have a microwave
Windowseat LMAO
WILCO737 haha
WILCO737 I dont need a MW! I blew up 2 of them! So I thought: better dont get a 3rd one
Windowseat lol
WILCO737 öpö
petertenthije remind me not to fly with you

wrighbrothers here's an apple Wilco
WILCO737 thanks
WILCO737 *looks at the apple* Where is the rest?
Gary2880 now thats all your getting for a week so make it last
petertenthije ooooh, are you stuffing Wilco? Apple in the mouth, into the oven.....
WILCO737 Sad
wrighbrothers LOL !!

petertenthije then why is the post box still in Hounslow?
Gary2880 to avoid package bombs
Gary2880 i could be assassinated
wrighbrothers What, by the old staff travell center

Gary2880 im a humble senior cameraman from aberdeen that owns half a company
wrighbrothers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Gary2880 shut up
petertenthije which half?
wrighbrothers AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Gary2880 the camera and editing half
petertenthije so the profitable half is for someone else?

WILCO737 TEST
wrighbrothers what's with the "TEST" wilco ?
WILCO737 nevermind
wrighbrothers hmmmmmmmm
KAL007 yah wilco
Gary2880 i mind though
KAL007 tell us !!!
petertenthije getting curious too
Gary2880 we demand the right to know!
WILCO737 bbl
Gary2880 mutaney!
WILCO737 bye

Gary2880 wonder if you could use mars bars as stuffing...

Gary2880 you couldnt stuff a turkey with a snickers?!!
jap I'm sure you could :P


Gary2880 who wants a deep fried haggis
Gary2880 haggis for all
Gary2880 and stovies
petertenthije that' s a good way to scare everyone out of here

IwantaBBJ Jeah, Peter, the Opera  Wink
petertenthije ooh, opera, that must be why i did not recognise it
petertenthije noticed BTW that two people suddenly left the converstaion
Attamottamotta!
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:25 am

Quoting Petertenthije (Reply 42):
petertenthije then why is the post box still in Hounslow?
Gary2880 to avoid package bombs
Gary2880 i could be assassinated
wrighbrothers What, by the old staff travell center

Gary2880 im a humble senior cameraman from aberdeen that owns half a company
wrighbrothers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Gary2880 shut up
petertenthije which half?
wrighbrothers AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Gary2880 the camera and editing half
petertenthije so the profitable half is for someone else?

Oh yeah, that was from aggggggggges ago !, when Gary2880 was pretending to be a BA senior Manager, but he got beaten by the guy who knows all the facts  Wink

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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:48 am

Quoting Wrighbrothers (Reply 43):
Oh yeah, that was from aggggggggges ago

Told you it was old.
Attamottamotta!
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:47 am

xjramper> eating
Mexicana757> what are you eating and may I have some?
xjramper> pussyfish
xjramper> and no...all mine
xjramper> :P
skidmarks> Cough!Splutter! Pussyfish?
jap> PUSSYFISH?
xjramper> lol catfish
Well I believe it all is coming to an end. Oh well, I guess we are gonna pretend.
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:15 am

 rotfl 

joekuboj> hi phil
WILCO737> hi hoe
joekuboj> :|
WILCO737> *joe
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:32 am

Quoting Piercey (Reply 45):
xjramper> eating
Mexicana757> what are you eating and may I have some?
xjramper> pussyfish
xjramper> and no...all mine
xjramper> :P
skidmarks> Cough!Splutter! Pussyfish?
jap> PUSSYFISH?
xjramper> lol catfish

Haha....that was great. It sounded great at the time, and, well, it was good.  Silly

XJR
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:16 am

oh man, this aeroyu guy cracks me up!!

hoons90> breaking news.. a bizjet just crashed in Teterboro, NJ
UsAirways16bwi> oh no
UsAirways16bwi> any fatalities?
hoons90> no
UsAirways16bwi> ok
aeroyu> OMG, RIP
hoons90> aeroyu, there are no deaths
LooneyToon
 
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RE: A.net Chat Quotes

Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:30 am

Quoting Joge (Reply 1):
Isn't that the very official A.net log?

Jorgos Tsambikakis! Holy shit mate! Long time no talk!

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