OMG OMG OMG I can't believe what happened.
So this morning, I was on my way to work. I always use that little shortcut to get to my office, never had a problem so far. BTW, I own a company that does testing of composite structures for Boeing; we're the ones who discovered those bubbles on the 787.*
Anyway, once I'm almost through the entire alley I hear that strange noise. I slow down, and there it is again... it totally freaks me out. I turn around slowly and see a really big shadow moving in my direction really fast. I always carry one of my firearms, today the Browning Centerfire Hi-Power Mark III*, and I train at the firing range every week so my aim is pretty good.
Well, that shadow being the definition of a threat, I pull immediately and fire the entire load of bullets into the f***er... just to be safe. After things have settled and the small stupid-ass Cypriot officer has arrested me, I realise what the fuss is all about. I killed a friend of his! OMG!!!
* No, you need not wonder why I'm posting these details in a situation full of emotional stress.
PS, you don't
want to image-google "donut".
[Edited 2006-07-17 14:12:36]
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.