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The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:37 am

i stumbled across this sign on my bus to xcaret in cancun. made me laugh a bit.


http://www.filecabin.com/up1/1153172074-Pic396.JPG







what are some youve seen?



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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:43 am

SLOW Kids Crossing I don't have a picture of it but its the yellow signs you see in neighborhoods. It means SLOW down Kids Are Crossing but when you read it, it says SLOW Kids Crossing. It always gives me a laugh!

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:46 am

I'll admit I stole the idea (though not the bandwidth), but this one's too funny to remain unposted:



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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:46 am



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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:47 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 3):
Lew

With Lew you never know. It might be photoshopped!

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:49 am

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 4):
With Lew you never know. It might be photoshopped!

Nope!! Not one of mine! But i knew someone would post that!  rotf 

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:49 am



 rotf  rotf 
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:49 am

Too add to my above post, while in NYC I saw a sign that lead to a nuclear fallout shelter, no lies its true. I don't havwe a pictutre of it because I didn't have my camera on me so I used my Aunt's camera and she deleted it  grumpy 

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:58 am

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I always like that one...
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:01 am

Here are some good ones from Ebaums world.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs.html
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Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:04 am

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Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:09 am

 
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:12 am

Quoting StarAC17 (Reply 9):
Here are some good ones from Ebaums world

Well the point is to post the funniest one here, not to destroy the thread by hijacking people to another site.

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:21 am

Quoting Nirmalmakadia (Reply 11):

NO SHIT!  Wow!  eyepopping 
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:25 am

Not hijacking, afraid my site won't do hotlinking so all I can do is post the links below to ones I have spotted around and about:

Not sure what they meant, lol.
http://www.globetrotter2006.fotopic.net/p31334236.html

I'd be concerned by this happening!
http://www.globetrotter2006.fotopic.net/p31384424.html

Only in Ireland. Read it carefully Wink
http://www.globetrotter2006.fotopic.net/p25485952.html

Street signs meet modern art.
http://www.globetrotter.photos.gb.net/p24022461.html

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:20 pm

Engrish anyone?


Wonder if this guy still works there?


Well, its not one sign, but two.

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Pho...ist_died_for_our_dunkin_donuts.jpg

(sorry, I guess the site doesn't support hot linking)
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:28 pm



Man ska inte dricka rödvin i en vit hall.
 
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:23 pm



Came across this place in northern Orlando. I had a bad blond moment and actually had to drive by it to see what it was about. For some reason (it was Florida so it did kind of fit with all of our weirdness) I thought there was a market for offsite and outside storage of adult toys like dildos, vibrators, and bondage gear. Luckily it was just for boats, RVs, and such.
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:59 pm

Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
 
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:18 am

I've posted these before . . . but a while back . . .

 rotfl  No shit, eh?


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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:26 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):
I've posted these before . . . but a while back . . .

No shit, eh?

I've seen those tank signs for real actually - they're down by Bovington camp - the British Army's tank training area in Dorset on the south coast Big grin
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:35 am





http://x18.xanga.com/0dec24f36413247153575/b6704779.jpg





[Edited 2006-07-19 17:37:21]
 
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:42 am

This came from Another Anetters trip report:
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:13 am

Quoting Jetmatt777 (Reply 1):
SLOW Kids Crossing I don't have a picture of it but its the yellow signs you see in neighborhoods. It means SLOW down Kids Are Crossing but when you read it, it says SLOW Kids Crossing. It always gives me a laugh!

Yeah, my wife always yells at me when I comment on the "Slow children at play" signs Big grin
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:22 am

No one have posted the f***ing sign from germany or austria.  Wow! I'd search for it, but not sure if the results would be what I'm looking for...

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:36 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 24):
I'd search for it, but not sure if the results would be what I'm looking for...

Just search for the rest of the sign Big grin

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:14 am

I was a chinese restaurant last month and the door on the bathroom stall said "Caution, toilet under construction". I took a pic on my camera phone but didn't put it on my comp yet.

Where my dad's office is (in Richmond Hill Chinatown) there are so many funny store names and restaurants. (Child Restaurant, Big Buk Variety).

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:20 am

Classic.  bigthumbsup 

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Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:28 am

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:02 am



A friend of mine found this during a bike ride:






Shitterton:






A sign I found on another bike ride:

http://i2.tinypic.com/20gxn43.jpg



That dog somehow looks smug as the owner is picking up it's crap.




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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:17 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):

That's not funny. That's torture to remind us how cheap gasoline used to be  Wink
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:49 am

Never took a picture of this one:

A local funeral home here in Baltimore moved to a new location outside the Beltway. Their sign, "Future New Home of Sol Levinson's Funeral Chapels" was situated right behind a "DEAD END" sign

Before I could get back out there with a camera, the road sign was changed to "NO OUTLET"

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:09 am



I would love to get this at our airport!

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:36 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 25):

F***ing slow down!!!
 
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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:22 pm

Quoting Boeing744 (Reply 33):
F***ing slow down!!!

More like "F***ing, please, not so fast."

Rather inappropriate with those two kids on the sign really... Big grin

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Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:38 pm












And not really a sign but very funny

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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:54 pm

Quoting Solarix (Reply 35):

Good luck getting there.

Quoting Solarix (Reply 35):
[img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4750/needmoneytt8.jpg[img]

Saw him in New York City.


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RE: The Funny Signs Thread

Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:04 pm

Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 8):
I always like that one...

That sign still exists in North Adelaide. Surprised that the cops still haven't cleaned it up.

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