baylorairbear
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Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:08 pm

Just wondering how many people thought the title was "Lebanese Army Attacks Israel."

Anyone take the bait?

BAB Big grin
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rolfen
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:18 pm

no


Higly unlikely event. It'll probably go like that:
12:20 : "Lebanese Army Attacks Israel"
12:30 : "Israel Retaliates against lebanese army"
12:50 : "Lebanese officials urge the world to stop massacre of lebanese army"

[Edited 2006-07-18 11:22:23]
rolf
 
Thom@s
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:20 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Anyone take the bait?

Fraid not... misleading title though, and no story once having opened the thread. I'm disappointed.

Was at least hoping for a story like "Lesbian organisation travels to Israel to fight for the Hizbopalluba."

Thom@s
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ly7e7
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:21 pm

I surrender!




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gunsontheroof
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:21 pm

Lesbians and Lebanon? This conflict requires waaaayyyy too much annunciation...
 
Alessandro
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:24 pm

As food for thought, IDF has an unit for homo- and transsexual soldiers.
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ly7e7
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:28 pm

Quoting Alessandro (Reply 5):
As food for thought, IDF has an unit for homo- and transsexual soldiers.

Are you sure?

AFAIK the policy is dont ask dont tell.
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cedarjet
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:29 pm

Sorry to be a prude but I don't think this is a joking matter. People are being killed and a beautiful city that only recently rose from the ashes of the last war is being destroyed.
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:43 pm

Quoting Cedarjet (Reply 7):
Sorry to be a prude but I don't think this is a joking matter. People are being killed and a beautiful city that only recently rose from the ashes of the last war is being destroyed.

Bit of a disgusting comment..and certainly not needed given the current situation...
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windshear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:44 pm

I read Lesbian army Big grin

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baylorairbear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:24 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 2):
Was at least hoping for a story like "Lesbian organisation travels to Israel to fight for the Hizbopalluba."

It's 5 a.m. Gimme a break!  Wink

Next time, my amazingly hilarious thread will be dedicated to Thomas, and will not dissapoint at all, I promise.

BAB
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Thom@s
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:28 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 10):
Next time, my amazingly hilarious thread will be dedicated to Thomas, and will not dissapoint at all, I promise.

Now that I am looking forward to.

PS! If you need help on selecting a topic for the thread, you're allowed to use the word lesbian in as many threads as you like...

Thom@s
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EK156
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:37 pm

You guys really have no heart

Bad Taste!!!! Very Bad Taste....
 
baylorairbear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:51 pm

Quoting EK156 (Reply 12):
You guys really have no heart

Bad Taste!!!! Very Bad Taste....

You never know. Lesbians may be, at this very moment, entering Israel through secret channels, poised for an attack.

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
4xRuv
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:04 pm

Quoting LY7E7 (Reply 6):
AFAIK the policy is dont ask dont tell.

No, that's the policy in the US army.
In Israel it's more: So you're gay, so what?
 
bravo45
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:09 pm

I wonder if your mind would have come up with this same 'creativity' had the balance of power and the number of casualties been opposite of what they are right now. And had those cheering here right now been feeling the same way.
 
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:09 pm



 duck 
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windshear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:20 pm

Quoting 4xRuv (Reply 14):
No, that's the policy in the US army.
In Israel it's more: So you're gay, so what?

So true  Smile

Boaz.
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baylorairbear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:51 pm

Quoting Bravo45 (Reply 15):
I wonder if your mind would have come up with this same 'creativity' had the balance of power and the number of casualties been opposite of what they are right now. And had those cheering here right now been feeling the same way.

Yes, I would have, and yes, we would be. In fact, I would prefer it had your suggested circumstances prevailed.

Even for my mind, it would have been incredibly difficult for me twist the word Israel into something sexual, and, after doing just that, I would have revelled in my masterpiece.

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
mandala499
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:04 pm

Didn't pick up the bait... I thought a bunch of lesbian militants have entered Beirut Port and moved south!

Dunno if that's more foolish...

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halls120
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:08 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 13):
Quoting EK156 (Reply 12):
You guys really have no heart

Bad Taste!!!! Very Bad Taste....

You never know. Lesbians may be, at this very moment, entering Israel through secret channels, poised for an attack.

BAB

 rotfl 

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 18):
Yes, I would have, and yes, we would be. In fact, I would prefer it had your suggested circumstances prevailed.

Even for my mind, it would have been incredibly difficult for me twist the word Israel into something sexual, and, after doing just that, I would have revelled in my masterpiece.

We're waiting!!!
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baylorairbear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:15 pm

Quoting Mandala499 (Reply 19):
I thought a bunch of lesbian militants have entered Beirut Port and moved south!

I like your style.

It reminds me of the time Lesbian militants made landfall in Western Australia. They soon found themselves up to their necks in Australia's unforgiving bush.

BAB








edited for spelling

[Edited 2006-07-18 14:16:35]
I'm just skipping stones...
 
IAH777
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:23 pm

Please refer to them by their chosen name: Lezbollah.
 
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:43 pm

Good job they are not from Holland or Israel might retaliate by bombing their dykes.....
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:58 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 22):
Please refer to them by their chosen name: Lezbollah.

Or, if you prefer you may refer to them in the military designation: Tactical Women's Assault Team, or TWAT for short... Big grin
 
IAH777
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:13 pm

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 24):
Or, if you prefer you may refer to them in the military designation: Tactical Women's Assault Team, or TWAT for short...

May God help us if they join up with the Clandestine Lesbian Insurgent Team (CLIT).

Of course, the biggest threat of all lies in the formation of a lesbian army: the dreaded 'Militia Etheridge'.
 
windshear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:37 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
Good job they are not from Holland or Israel might retaliate by bombing their dykes.....

Me gets it ha ha, he he, huhu Big grin

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xwizard
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:39 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Just wondering how many people thought the title was "Lebanese Army Attacks Israel."

Guilty as charged - but in my defence I have been drinking!!

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 13):
You never know. Lesbians may be, at this very moment, entering Israel through secret channels, poised for an attack.

Some may say that this is more likely the the alternate!!!
 
baylorairbear
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:03 am

Quoting Xwizard (Reply 27):

Guilty as charged - but in my defence I have been drinking!!

If I've gotten one, I've gotten them all!

BBC is reporting that Lezbollah has met firm resistance by the aforementioned gay Israeli unit Frontline Artillery Garrison & Strike force (FAGS). Reinforcements are advancing from the rear.

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
Birdwatching
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:22 am

Aaaawwww I want my 3 minutes back that I wasted by reading this thread.

And I anticipated pictures (or even a video) of a whole army of lesbian hotties in camouflage bikinis riding open jeeps through the desert...

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mandala499
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:29 am

Tasteless as it may be, at least this gives a break from the seriousness of war...

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srbmod
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:32 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Was it the Militia Etheridge?
 
tbar220
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:49 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 18):
Yes, I would have, and yes, we would be. In fact, I would prefer it had your suggested circumstances prevailed.

Funny thread, but huh?? So you would prefer 200 dead Israelis and 30 dead Lebanese? No offense, but shouldn't you prefer nobody dead?
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pbottenb
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:08 pm

Quoting Aloges (Reply 16):

Aloges,

once again you show me why you are on my rr list...
 
Pulkovokiwi
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:13 pm

I am sure the Israelis will take it lying down.
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fspilot747
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:16 pm

Quoting Tbar220 (Reply 32):
Funny thread, but huh?? So you would prefer 200 dead Israelis and 30 dead Lebanese? No offense, but shouldn't you prefer nobody dead?

I was kind of prefering 0 dead Lebanese. I don't care how many Israeli soldiers die in Lebanon. They're the ones who decided to come on in and kill civilians and fleeing children. Israel is just a sympathy whore.


I think many more of my fellow Americans are getting tired of a country that does absolutely nothing for us while we provide everything for them and risk our own safety to make sure Israel gets whatever it wants. Tired of it. We need to diverge.

But I do support Lesbians.

[Edited 2006-07-19 05:21:23]
 
rjpieces
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:21 pm

Quoting FSPilot747 (Reply 35):
I think many more of my fellow Americans are getting tired of a country that does absolutely nothing for us while we provide everything for them and risk our own safety to make sure Israel gets whatever it wants. Tired of it. We need to diverge.

Judging by responses on A.net, I think most Americans are happy that Israel is destroying a terrorist organization that is an enemy of the United States. But if you support Hezbollah so be it....
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:35 pm

Quoting RJpieces (Reply 36):
But if you support Hezbollah so be it....

Typical ignorant remark. I don't support suicide bombers or any sort of terrorism and violence against civilians people (though the use of the term civlian is subjective as Israel seems to think the Lebanese public are not civilians).

Americans are not worried about Hizbollah. Hizbollah is Israel's problem and Israel has made it ours.
 
lehpron
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:10 pm

How come we can use the word 'lesbian' for our enjoyment, but if we use the word 'gay' or other nicknames, we offend those members that happen to be?

It seems like what Carlos Mencia says, "if you want to be treated equal, I'll give you that. If you want to be treated as special, I'll give you that too. But don't do both and mix them up!"

I'm basically poking fun at everyone, so chill.  Wink

[Edited 2006-07-19 08:28:42]
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:44 pm

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 1):
12:20 : "Lebanese Army Attacks Israel"
12:30 : "Israel Retaliates against lebanese army"
12:50 : "Lebanese officials urge the world to stop massacre of lebanese army"

Here's a more likely scenerio:
12:20: Reports that Lebanon is putting its entire air force into an attack against Israel.
12:30: Reports that 4 helicopters had been shot down by the IDF.

The Lebanese army has to be the weakest army on Earth in proportion to the size of the country (well, maybe excluding Canada, but they have their insurance policy next door Big grin )
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mandala499
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:56 pm

Glad to see QR332 and Rolfen still got a sense of humour in all this...

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fspilot747
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:59 pm

Quoting FSPilot747 (Reply 37):
Hizbollah is Israel's problem and Israel has made it ours.

Actually let me amend that. The relentless Israeli lobby that harasses our public workers in the Congress and Senate has made it our problem.
 
rjpieces
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:01 am

Quoting FSPilot747 (Reply 41):
Actually let me amend that. The relentless Israeli lobby that harasses our public workers in the Congress and Senate has made it our problem.

Yes, because the eight AIPAC lobbyists are to blame for EVERYTHING that is happening in the Middle East. Get real.
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wrighbrothers
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:37 am

I saw lesbian, though I admit I needed to double check !

Quoting Cedarjet (Reply 7):
Sorry to be a prude but I don't think this is a joking matter. People are being killed

People make jokes about WW2, the Holocaust, 9/11 etc, million of people have died due to these, but it doesn't stop people making a joke, you can't just drop everything because a war is going on

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pbottenb
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RE: Lesbian Army Attacks Israel!

Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:45 am

Quoting EK156 (Reply 12):
Bad Taste!!!! Very Bad Taste....

How do you know what one tastes like?

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