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Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:26 am

You may have seen this before but they have a version translated into English for non-German speakers ( myself included ) I don't know whether he needs help or a couple of belts, but an army of 1000 kids like this could topple a country from within. http://www.break.com/index/angry_ger...subtitles.html
 
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:33 am

I recommend his parents lock him up in a room without any computer access for a year or two.

That or Chloroform...

...or a shotgun.

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:39 am

That little shit is friggin insane, his parents need to take baby huey away from the pc for a bit, me thinks. Then again, he's a windows user so I can feel his pain  Wink
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:43 am

This looks like a TedTAce reaction when he gets laid out by KROC...
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:50 am

He's probably trying to play it on a P2 32MB ram Windows 3.1 machine. Seriously, that kid is fcking nuts!!
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:52 am

Holy crap! That kid needs to put in a straight jacket and go to a mental institution. His parents must have dropped him on his head when he was a baby too many times.

I remember a little while ago some one used that in a thread and titled it "Cornish takes a spaz in German". Or something like that.
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:08 am

Ouch!
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:10 am

The future leader of the Fourth Reich?

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:28 am

I've always though that video was a set up. Now if you read what he is saying it dosn't match what he is doing. It sounds like he is playing the game, but if you what his hands they don't move nor do you see him use the mouse... plus he smashes the crap out of his keyboard and it still works..? Yea right

btw.. anyone know what game he is playing..?
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:36 am

Quoting EMBQA (Reply 8):
btw.. anyone know what game he is playing..?

Unreal tournament 2004, it says it in the Vid a bunch of times  Wink
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated

Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:42 am

I saw the video 2 months ago, I was told he was playing a PC game and it froze during a crucial part of the game. Which, to me, makes more sense than the game loading slow.
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:44 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 1):
I recommend his parents lock him up in a room without any computer access for a year or two.

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Quoting EMBQA (Reply 8):
btw.. anyone know what game he is playing..?

Unreal Tournament, fun as hell game. Probably the only thing I play on this computer anymore.

Either way, I witnessed something really weird when I was in MCI a few weeks back. This man was trying to use airports wi-fi with no success, and he started flipping out, cursing, etc. Then, he took his laptop and slammed it on the ground and started stomping it until it was unrecognizable. Crazy
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:06 am

That´s a ADHD child hands down....or a very skilled actor.

Naaaaa..

He need lots n lots of Valium/Xanax, a bucket of it, at least!!

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:28 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 9):
Unreal tournament 2004, it says it in the Vid a bunch of times

I caught that. I should have said... what is the basic story of the game..? what do you do..? Is it on-line, or something you need to load..?
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:31 am

Its a single player and online multiplayer shooter. Pretty good from what ive heard, Ive never played it thou. But from the vid, if this is real, He seems to be attempting to play mulitplayer.
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:32 am

Quoting EMBQA (Reply 13):
I caught that. I should have said... what is the basic story of the game..? what do you do..? Is it on-line, or something you need to load..?

www.google.com

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:03 am

This is what happens when you play crappy video games Big grin  duck 
 
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:37 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 16):
This is what happens when you play crappy video games

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:37 am

This is the most hilarious video I ever saw, I am glad that someone traslated it! Big grin

I was rolling on the floor when I saw that for the first time.  rotfl 

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:30 am

Quoting Solnabo (Reply 12):
That´s a ADHD child hands down....or a very skilled actor.

My thoughts exactly... well.. really, any disorder that can give you rage attacks (AS, ADD, ADHD, etc)... something is definitely wrong with the kid- unless, like you stated, he's acting. :/
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:36 am

Quoting Piercey (Reply 17):

:D sorry... couldn't resist.. haven't ever played Unreal Tournament myself though  Smile
 
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:01 pm

Reminds me of myself when a.net is down or loading slow.

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:06 pm

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 21):
Reminds me of myself when a.net is down or loading slow.

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Classic Big grin
 
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:09 pm

This is what worries me... Computer games are so good, and so addictive, that young people like this kid here, act all junkie like, when he does not get his "fix".

Scary shit IMO...

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:32 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 14):
Its a single player and online multiplayer shooter. Pretty good from what ive heard

It's a brilliant game. Although I think the version I have is older than 2004...

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 21):
Reminds me of myself when a.net is down or loading slow.

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Hehe...

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:15 am

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 21):
Reminds me of myself when a.net is down or loading slow.

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Hey, replace all of the mentions of "Unreal" and "unreal tournament" with "a.net" and the "play" with "chat", and you're pretty realistic  mischievous . Whenever he tells someone to "die", it's because he's attempting to pwn them in a thread, and whenever he says he doesn't need help, it's... because he goes so psychotic in a thread people are telling him to get help! Big grin

Someone should fake the subtitles, maybe put in a few usernames and we're set  rotfl 
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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:01 am

......and when he have that fit banging the keyboard, why didn´t he throw it at the webcam???

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:07 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 25):
Whenever he tells someone to "die", it's because he's attempting to pwn them in a thread, and whenever he says he doesn't need help, it's... because he goes so psychotic in a thread people are telling him to get help!

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RE: Psychopathic Teen PC Gamer Video ( Translated )

Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:18 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 20):
:D sorry... couldn't resist.. haven't ever played Unreal Tournament myself though

It's a great game (waits for UT 2007)  Smile

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 21):
Reminds me of myself when a.net is down or loading slow.

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 rotfl 

Quoting Windshear (Reply 23):
This is what worries me... Computer games are so good, and so addictive, that young people like this kid here, act all junkie like, when he does not get his "fix".

Whoa, don't go pullling a Jack Thompson on me. Come on, you belive that most gamers act like that?
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