baylorairbear
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I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:04 am

I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.

Any suggestions?

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AeroWesty
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:06 am

Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.
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kaddyuk
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:06 am

Streak...

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:09 am

you haven't been fired yet?

other than that i don't know...steal a 737?
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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:09 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow. Lol, that's one of my ring tones. Big grin

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 2):
Streak...

Duly noted...

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:10 am

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 3):
other than that i don't know...steal a 737?

We don't get anything bigger than S340's regularly.  Sad Though, there is the random MD-80 or 732 charters to LAS.  scratchchin 

BAB
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:13 am

You should organise a college Frat party...
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:13 am

go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:16 am

You could always go to the bar! Always a safe bet  thumbsup 
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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:18 am

Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 7):
go out in one of the vehicles and park on the numbers

Actually, that's one of my responsibilities.  bouncy  I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 6):
You should organise a college Frat party...

You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.  Wink

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:19 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Actually, that's one of my responsibilities. bouncy I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

sounds exactly like what my fiancee does. she's an airport ops agent at RSW
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:20 am

Just grab a plane and take it for a joy ride. Big grin
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kaddyuk
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:21 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Okay, I just took my first office doo-doo. I like to move in fast and make a strong impression. There's no way they'll miss that one.

Make smells like that again and you'll recive your P45 before you know it...!

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
You've got good ideas. Maybe you aren't such a chav after all. Yeah...you are.

I told you i'm genious...

Make some Diet Coke & Mentos rockets...
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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:26 am

Man, y'all type too fast. This is a thread, not chat. That being said, I have to walk around the terminal and secure all exits and entrances. I'll be back in forty-seven seconds.

BAB
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:27 am

Fornicate with a huffer-cart.



Hint:Find the button that says "suck" instead of "blow".
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:29 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Any suggestions?

Bab's....I don't think you need any of our suggestions.....your pretty good at coming up with things on your own...LOL

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:32 am

You could always create an avatar for your user name on Yahoo! It's hours of fun.
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:40 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Hire Barbara Billingsley to talk jive to all incoming flights.

Better yet, hire Westy to impersonate John Hinshaw: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol!"

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:56 am

Quoting AC773 (Reply 17):
Better yet, hire Westy

That could be dangerous! I'd get mistakenly slapped around everytime I was about to show a visiting pilot a map of Florida.  silly 
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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:57 am

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 14):
Fornicate with a huffer-cart.

What in the hell is that?

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 14):
Hint:Find the button that says "suck" instead of "blow".

I have a feeling that one day I might come to work and find Aerowesty disguised as this huffer cart.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 16):
You could always create an avatar for your user name on Yahoo! It's hours of fun.

I would rather launch a crusade for the purpose of ending all avatars. I can't stand those things!

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:58 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I am now taking requests for mischief and general disobedience. Mind you, I have an entire airport all to myself.

Go to the pilot shop and steal 40 ft. of flight line and a gallon of prop wash. That should keep you busy for a while.  Smile
 
baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:59 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18):
That could be dangerous! I'd get mistakenly slapped around everytime I was about to show a visiting pilot a map of Florida.  silly 

I don't know what on earth you're talking about!

BAB
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:00 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 19):
I can't stand those things!

Neither can I. But these are fun. You can dress yourself up, put on silly hats, all sorts of things.

"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl... "
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:02 pm

A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Now figure that out..

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:04 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 23):
A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Some use the lascivious name of "Airstart".
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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:12 pm

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 24):
Quoting Greasespot (Reply 23):
A huffer cart is used to give airplanes blowjobs.......

Some use the lascivious name of "Airstart".

Is that like a gpu?

BAB
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:14 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 25):
Is that like a gpu?

BAB

Blows a high volume of air into large aircraft to spool the engines. Some don't have bleed start air because they are old or they are broke.
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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:22 pm

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 26):
Blows a high volume of air into large aircraft to spool the engines. Some don't have bleed start air because they are old or they are broke.

Okay, gotcha now. Thanks.

Guess what I just found! A zamboni!!!! I'ma have me a rodeo!

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:33 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 27):
A zamboni!!!!

Where the hell did you find that?
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:33 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 27):
A zamboni!!!! I'ma have me a rodeo!

A floor cleaning machine is great fun, if that's what you found. You can lower the brushes in patterns on floors to make large breasts or smiley faces in the dust.
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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:02 pm

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 29):
A floor cleaning machine is great fun, if that's what you found.

That's exactly what I found. It was just parked over in the corner. I drained the cleaning solution, and can now pop a wheelie!

Just to keep you updated, I started my new job two hours and two minutes ago.

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:17 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 30):
I started my new job two hours and two minutes ago.

And you have posted already 10 times since then! Dude, I want your job.

RM  Smile
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:20 pm

Quoting Fly727 (Reply 31):

And you have posted already 10 times since then! Dude, I want your job.

It'll probably be available by 5 a.m.

BAB  rotfl 
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:46 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 9):
Actually, that's one of my responsibilities. bouncy I have to drive a pick-up along the taxiways and runways to ensure that all lights are functioning properly.

We'll I'll be avoiding your airport at night!

Say ... you don't happen to have a bulldozer at that place do you?  scratchchin 
 
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:09 pm

Quoting ZOTAN (Reply 33):
Say ... you don't happen to have a bulldozer at that place do you?  scratchchin 

Oh, how I wish I did. I'd demolish some of the more antiquated structures out here, free of charge.

BAB
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:12 pm

Are you going to do a trip report?
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:29 pm

BAB, you don't have a job do you? You have more of a "to do" list interspersed with misbehaving and causing general mayhem while posting on A.net at the same time!!!!!!! Big grin

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:58 pm

Update:

I started my new job seven hours and fifty-seven minutes ago. I have ridden a zamboni, learned how to change the range on a radar scope, peeled out in an F-150 on rwy 19, and taken one helluva dookie.

The hours passed reasonably quickly, and I have now completed my first day of work at my new job. Only 364 more to go.

Thank you all for joining me,

BAB wave 
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:03 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 37):
and I have now completed my first day of work at my new job. Only 364 more to go.

You work 7 days a week and have no leave all year ??

What are you - an illegal immigrant ??  Wink
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:38 pm

Lets see the Pics  Smile
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:48 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 5):
We don't get anything bigger than S340's regularly.

Well, what's wrong with that? The SAAB beats the 737 in all respects... *covering myself in flame retardant gel*

Good old Swedish machine, that is...

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:11 pm

Kindly report to me at start of duty tomorrow. Dont bother wearing the uniform.

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baylorairbear
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:30 pm

I wish I was his supervisor.

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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:49 am

So are you going back for day 2? I agree with whoever posted it earlier, TRIP REPORT!!!
 
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:56 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 13):
That being said, I have to walk around the terminal and secure all exits and entrances.

All 2 of them?
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RE: I Started My New Job Four Minutes Ago.

Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:09 pm

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 44):
All 2 of them

Differentiate them well.  Smile
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