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And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:00 pm

The bright side is that if this scares her straight she will have the funniest story to tell in the future!

Quoting NewsNet5.com 11:14 a.m. EDT July 31, 2006:
Waitress Shown Own License When Asking For ID
WESTLAKE, Ohio -- A waitress who asked a woman to show proof of age upon ordering a drink was shown her own license, police said.

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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:20 pm

Or maybe this one...

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/9601292/detail.html

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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:43 pm

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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:12 pm

Quoting BR076 (Reply 2):



Quote:
"I think it's fair to say we were not dealing with a great criminal mind here," U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie said in a statement.

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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:38 pm

My favorite is an oldie but goodie. Anybody else remember a late night show from 10-15 years back called "America's Dumbest Criminals"? This one idiot got caught on a trooper's dash camera with the following after a simple stop for speeding:

Trooper: "Sir, can I have your license and registration please"?

Idiot: "That coke in the trunk isn't mine."

Trooper: "Please step out of the car and may I have the keys to your trunk."

Paraphrased from memory but that's the gist of it. How stupid can you be.

Close second was the guy who used the reflection off the glass of a security camera enclosure to comb his hair 30 seconds before holding up a 7-11.
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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:52 pm

Boy George is not the sharpest tool in the shed (but a tool nonetheless  Wink) either ...

http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/nationa...10/07/Arts/boy_george20051008.html

Pop star Boy George was arrested in New York Friday for suspicion of possessing cocaine after he called police to report a burglary at his Manhattan apartment, police said.

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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:29 pm

Well, it looks like we have a bunch of stupid criminals... so how about we vote on the #1 spot?  Wink
 
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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:51 am

Any Cleveland folks who listen to WMJI (Majic 105.7) have knuckle heads in the news. One of my favorites is this guy, who steals a dodge from a dealer parking lot around noon, and runs away. The car is actually one of the employee's cars, who call the police. Over at the police station, there is a shift change going on, so you have a large number of officers in the back lot. The guy who stole the car decides to take a short cut, but goes into the police lot, past the police only sign. All the officers have to do is escort him from the car directly in to the station.

You gotta hear that from Lanagan and Malone... They are the best!
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RE: And The Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To

Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:54 am

Quoting AislepathLight (Reply 7):
Any Cleveland folks who listen to WMJI (Majic 105.7) have knuckle heads in the news. One of my favorites is this guy, who steals a dodge from a dealer parking lot around noon, and runs away. The car is actually one of the employee's cars, who call the police. Over at the police station, there is a shift change going on, so you have a large number of officers in the back lot. The guy who stole the car decides to take a short cut, but goes into the police lot, past the police only sign. All the officers have to do is escort him from the car directly in to the station.

Right here is Strongsville, that was priceless.
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