dc10s4ever
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I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:32 am

Yes it is hard to belive, but the HOOTERS girl I have been dateing these past few weeks is still a virgin! I could not believe it my self!. She has agreed to give it up this Wednesday afternoon. This Wendesday I will pick her up, we will drive to DFW and board AA66 to ORD, and this will be her FIRST EVER time on an airplane.! She will pop her aviation cherry with a 777. I figured her first time should be with a big one.
Not only will it be her first time on an airplane it will be her first time out of the state of Texas. She is very scared about her first flight. Hopefully she wont chicken out. If she does, we have a problem.
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:34 am

I had a first time flyer sit directly behind me on my SLC-EWR flight. Miserable.

Harry
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:38 am

Make sure you keep an eye on those 2 huge engines and watch for wierd noises coming from her undercarriage. Make sure you don't land too early and make sure your seat is in the upright position at all times.  Wink
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:39 am

Whoop! We are all proud of you. Is this your first time with a virgin? You know they get attached, she may even want be with you on every flight.  bigthumbsup 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:40 am

Whoop Whoop! Windshear! Windshear! Whoop Whoop!
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:44 am

Are you leaving the kids behind? That's a bit mean LOL.  Silly
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:49 am

Im speechless..  rotf 

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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:53 am

Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
 
dc10s4ever
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:56 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 5):
Are you leaving the kids behind? That's a bit mean LOL

No the kids are not comming. It is a quickie day trip. Return on AA67
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:57 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 8):
It is a quickie

Hooters girls are good at those.  Wink

Harry
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:00 am

Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:02 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 10):
Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?

Well, we've been waiting for updates since word came of his first drunken encounter with her.  Wink

Harry
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:10 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 10):
Does it make you feel cool that you get to brag about this on an aviation website? Whats the point?

It is an aviation web site, and this will be her first airplane ride! That is the point.
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:13 am

Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:15 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13):
Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?

Because it's more fun that way.
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:16 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Yes it is hard to belive, but the HOOTERS girl I have been dateing these past few weeks is still a virgin! I could not believe it my self!. She has agreed to give it up this Wednesday afternoon. This Wendesday I will pick her up, we will drive to DFW and board AA66 to ORD, and this will be her FIRST EVER time on an airplane.! She will pop her aviation cherry with a 777. I figured her first time should be with a big one.
Not only will it be her first time on an airplane it will be her first time out of the state of Texas.

Why don't you induct her into the mile high club?

I'd like to see the trip report on that one.  Big grin
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:18 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13):
Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?

It is her airplane virginity

[Edited 2006-08-06 20:20:42]
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:21 am

Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:25 am

Quoting Aircraft (Reply 15):
Why don't you induct her into the mile high club?

Believe it or not we have not reached that level in our *dateing*. I doubt it will. We are at different stages in life and we will continue to go out, it will not likely go beyond that. She has made mistakes in her life, she has had a hard time. She wants to take things very slow for a considerble amount of time. She is a single mom paying her own way, she is going to school, and trying to improve her life. She does not really want to get into a long term commited relationship right now which could alter her plans of graduating from college.
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:25 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 13):
Then why is the title of the thread only mention that you were taking her virginity and no mention of her first airplane ride?

Dude, you missed the boat on that one, huh?  rotfl 

Anyway, good luck with the cherry poppin.

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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:30 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 16):
It is her airplane virginity

Take pictures of you sitting next to her on the plane!
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:31 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 17):
Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.

This goes with the other thread about how baby feeding is sex.  banghead 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:27 am

Pretty sick thread. You should have titled it in a more "Respectable Way". "Pride Comes Before A Fall". Robert NWDC10
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:39 am

i think all of you people need serious psychiatric help.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:01 am

Wow. I'm really surprised how many people had his joke go right over their heads! HE NEVER SAID HE WAS GOING TO HAVE SEX, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT OFFENDED!!!!!!! HE'S TAKING HER AIRPLANE VIRGINITY!!!!!

Good luck with it, man, and don't forget to protect yourself. Do it safely. There will be a rubber between or under your seats depending on where you are sitting.

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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:08 am

Just imagine, her virgin flight on a virgin ac and taking her virginity all at the same time. but who would have such powers, who could possibly pull that off?



Chuck Norris of course
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:22 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 17):
Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.

Oh wow I cant believe you missed that!  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:48 am

oh forgot one...on virgin airlines
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:52 am

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 24):
HE'S TAKING HER AIRPLANE VIRGINITY!!!!!

Just an amazingly stupid term. It's like when I took my girlfriend fishing for the first time, did I take her Fishing Virginity? Shit no, I just took her fishing, not everything you do for the first time should be considered losing your virginity of that particular activity.
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:47 pm

Quoting NeilYYZ (Reply 28):

Was it fly fishing by any chance?
I thought I was wrong but I was only joking!
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:03 pm

Mile high Club Before landing Briefing:
Fly the ILS 27L, If you do go missed approach ATC vectors to the ILS back course on 09R  butthead 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:15 pm



Looks like she was already cleared for lift off...
Go big or go home
 
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Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:45 pm

Quoting Pulkovokiwi (Reply 29):
Was it fly fishing by any chance?

No, just sitting in a Bass Tracker drinking some beers and enjoying the outdoors, fly fishing involves standing in a river, and it's hard to keep a cooler beside you in rushing water.
It may be too early to drink scotch... But it is NEVER too early to think about it...
 
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:38 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 8):
It is a quickie day trip.

In more ways than one, my friend.....in more ways than one  wink  .....

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Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:04 am



 Wink

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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:06 am

I don't see why some people are making such a stink about the title and content of this thread, I thought the 'play on words' use for the title was funny. Sure, the title may be in bad taste but never the less it does describe future events accurately. Have a great flight.



Cheers

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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:18 am

I get the title and I think it's funny...

What's even funnier is that you HAVE to point out in EVERY DAMN THREAD/POST YOU MAKE ABOUT HER that she's a Hooter's Girl  Silly

Now THAT smells like "I want attention"- the thread is just funny  Wink
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:31 am

Dc10s4ever,

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
She will pop her aviation cherry with a 777.

NICE!! Now that's classy!

Have fun


-Zaki
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:33 am

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 3):
Whoop! We are all proud of you. Is this your first time with a virgin? You know they get attached, she may even want be with you on every flight

LOL. pretty much had me rolling out of my chai on that one.
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:39 am

Wow never left Texas never been on a plane that sounds a bit weird then again we should consider ourselves lucky to be able to travel!

Good luck to her! Should be a very special day!  Smile

Side questions: Doesn't she mind you talking so freely about her on A.net + is it really her on the pic above?
 
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:49 am

Quoting VinnieWinnie (Reply 39):
Side questions: Doesn't she mind you talking so freely about her on A.net + is it really her on the pic above?

1) don't know.

2) No  rotfl  Look at the shirt- it says Hooters MELBOURNE- that's an Aussie hooters girl (who has a penis)  Wink
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:27 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 40):
2) No Look at the shirt- it says Hooters MELBOURNE- that's an Aussie hooters girl (who has a penis)

Lol silly me! Just that i saw her in the 2 recent threats and therefore started to wonder! But yeah should have had a closer look + for dumb people like me DC10sforever should have posted a real pic of her  Wink lol
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:48 am

Dude, you better take some pics. Even a crappy cell phone pic will do, but we're not getting taken for a ride any longer without concrete evidence.  mischievous 

BAB

Also, FYI, I'll be starting my "Innuendo Tutorial 101" thread next week in hopes of preventing gratuitous stupidity, as witnessed above. sarcastic 
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:15 am

Whoop, Whoop, Terrain, Terrain!
Whoop, Whoop, Pull Out, Pull Out!
vibrator, stick shaker!!!!!!!!!!
Stall, Stall, Stall, Stall!!!!
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:21 am

Quoting Roadrunner165 (Reply 35):
I thought the 'play on words' use for the title was funny.

So do most folks, me included. Only a few folks didn't get it.... probably because they don't get "it"....  Big grin

Quoting Roadrunner165 (Reply 35):
the title may be in bad taste

I don't think so, and like I mentioned above, I don't think most others did either.

Quoting Jap (Reply 40):
Look at the shirt- it says Hooters MELBOURNE- that's an Aussie hooters girl

Or Melbourne Florida.  Wink
 
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:54 am

Will all you offended poster boys and gals just GET A SENSE OF HUMOR already. If you want, you can say the occasion is a

Neo-flight

and be done with all this "virginity" banter. As long as both passengers are of age and it's consensual boarding and deplaning, I don't seem any problem with it. Enjoy the rotation, lift and thrust of it all.
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:27 am

Quoting Flight152 (Reply 17):
Who ever said anything about running to the mods and bitching? I just think it's funny that some people need to advertise getting laid in a new topic for attention.

It seems to have gotten your attention... you claim to be offended by the title, yet you opened the thread. Methinks you doth protest too much... probably in order to get attention.

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 44):
So do most folks, me included. Only a few folks didn't get it.... probably because they don't get "it"....

FOR REAL!
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:19 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Not only will it be her first time on an airplane it will be her first time out of the state of Texas

Has she remembered to apply for a passport ? She might think that you are taking her "overseas" if you fly over lake Michigan !!!.

I don't understand how people in the US can live in such a big country with so much to see and do and such a huge variation of climates, and yet never even leave the trailer park/town/state etc. Really amazes me, how people can be that narrow minded and not even explore their own country, yet can judge what goes on in the world at the drop of a hat.


The big question though is who gets the window ? The aircraft geek or the virgin ?

 Smile
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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:45 pm

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 47):
The big question though is who gets the window ? The aircraft geek or the virgin ?

Well he's got a tough choice there. I'm sure he'll be pining to sit by the window, yet he will obviously want to allow her to see the view. Tough call really. Maybe he'll sit by the window and have her lean over him throughout the entire flight.

"While you're down there love..."

Anyway DC10s4ever, please make sure that when you're on the plane, and filling her with info on aircraft, don't use the line (considering your username)...

"You know Hooter girl, this is a great lady - the 777. I prefer three-holers though..."

 Wink

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RE: I Am Going To Take Someones Virginity Weds!

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:01 pm

DC10s, do you actually call her Hooters Girl?

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