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Ask Alice

Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:57 pm

This was posted a while ago. Go talk to Alice and post her responses here. It was funny last time around.

Have fun,
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RE: Ask Alice

Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:51 pm

Human: hi
ALICE: hello there
Human: whats your name
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: no its not
ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Human: ahem
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: and you're an it
ALICE: What if someone said you are an it ?
Human: it wouldn't bother me
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: about what
ALICE: What about what?
Human: what are you talking about
ALICE: The topic is ahem.
Human: blah blah blah
ALICE: X said he meet people but he is not the kind that opens up to people easily.
Human: X?
ALICE: In the context of ahem , I don't understand " X ." .
Human: you don't understand much
ALICE: I understand your meaning.
Human: no you don't
ALICE: What makes you think I don't get it?
Human: because "I don't GET it" is gramatically incorrect
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Me either.
Human: you're stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: can I go now
ALICE: Right now? Of course.
Human: hey!!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: no
ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: no
ALICE: Or ask me?
Human: I'm leaving
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human:*hits ALICE*
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: i'm human
ALICE: Me too.
Human: no you're not
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: wait a minute
ALICE: I'm waiting.
Human: i said i hit you, then you asked me what i look like.why
ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he hit you then you asked him or her what he or she look like.
Human: why
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: bye
ALICE: Goodbye.
Human: i'm going back to
ALICE: Goodbye.
Human: ok
ALICE: Hurrah!
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RE: Ask Alice

Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:05 pm

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 1):

ROFL very good  Big grin. If I did not have work in under an hours time, I would give it a try.

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