jafa39
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The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:35 am

You have to insult me without using swear words, look in the dictionary, search Wikipedia, find witty and amusing ways to rip the piss outta me.

Because you are all bits of fluff from inside a dinner-ladies bra.

Jafa39
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Cadet57
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:37 am

Yes, well you smell like the inside of Lance Armstrong's cod peice after riding into Paris.
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:46 am

Oh please, insulting you is about as difficult as finding a stain on an intern's blue dress. . .
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aircraft
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:56 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Because you are all bits of fluff from inside a dinner-ladies bra.

I was having a good day until I read that.

Your mother has no car insurance and your father owns a hammer!
 
ajd1992
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:03 am

You are a kiwi.
 
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n229nw
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:11 am

Why would I want to participate in an insult thread started by some vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert?
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Cadet57
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:13 am

Quoting N229NW (Reply 5):
Why would I want to participate in an insult thread started by some vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert?

"I came here for an arguement!"

"Oh, im sorry. This is abuse"  laughing 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:19 am

Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
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texan
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:22 am

I thought about coming up with something witty but, honestly, you're not worth it.

Texan  Silly
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Cadet57
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:42 am

Quoting Texan (Reply 8):
I thought about coming up with something witty but, honestly, you're not worth it.

Enjoy winter Pat! Muhahahahahaahahh. And yes, two feet is a small storm.
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:51 am

The hair that is shaved off the back of a grown female Hezbollah-Israeli lovechild is not enough to complete a copy of the mop that is on your egg-shaped head.
"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:52 am

You are no doubt depriving some village of its idiot.
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:57 am

Jafa, you are like a bowling ball, you get picked up, fingered, thrown in a gutter, and come back for more. Big grin  Wink
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:58 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):

New Zealand..... a province ruled by Australia Big grin  duck 
 
thepilot
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:53 am

Jafa39, why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma!!!
From YVR
 
AeroWesty
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:59 am

You write dodgy trip reports.
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VHVXB
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:33 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 13):
New Zealand..... a province ruled by Australia

LOL. We don't want New Zealand. Jafa if your a supporter of NZ rugby the All Blacks won't win the World cup next year
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:07 am

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 16):
LOL. We don't want New Zealand. Jafa if your a supporter of NZ rugby the All Blacks won't win the World cup next year

Lol of course they won't. I've never seen such a strong team choke so much as NZ do in the world cup.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:32 am

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 16):
LOL. We don't want New Zealand. Jafa if your a supporter of NZ rugby the All Blacks won't win the World cup next year



Quoting Bill142 (Reply 17):
Lol of course they won't. I've never seen such a strong team choke so much as NZ do in the world cup.

Swim between the flags boys...you're supposed to be insulting me, not crying over the latest NZ/OZ rugby result.
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:34 am

"Swing like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with your mom and now it burns when I pee"  bigthumbsup 
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VHVXB
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:48 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 18):
Swim between the flags boys...you're supposed to be insulting me, not crying over the latest NZ/OZ rugby result.

LOL. I didn't mention anything about the rugby result even though I am disappointed they did lose but the Tri nations is the only thing they can win
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:48 am

You're so ugly you could Trick or Treat by telephone.
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:36 pm

I'l use my favorite. It's mind over matter...I don't mind 'cuz you don't matter.
If it pisses off the right, I'm all for it.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:03 pm

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 6):
"I came here for an arguement!"


Made from jets!
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:04 pm

the best part of you drippled down your mom's leg!!!!!!!!!
If it ain't broke, DON'T touch it!!!!
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:00 pm

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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:59 pm

I have no idea who you are and no desire to learn.
too bad most of us get too soon old and too late smart
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:54 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 18):
Swim between the flags boys...you're supposed to be insulting me, not crying over the latest NZ/OZ rugby result

We invented the Pavlova you pill popping half bread kiwi.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:09 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):

When they circumcised you, they threw away the wrong bit.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:11 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
The Insult Thread.

I was gonna take the piss out of you, but it seems nature got there first
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m180up
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:27 pm

you are so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you to know what was your specie, if you flew you were a bat, if you jumped you were a frog  Wink
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:19 pm

I've heard from someone who knows a guy who knows somebody at NZ that you have been banned from flying with them because you're too heavy at 92.5 kg.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:44 pm

Hey Everybody!

Jafa has TWO user names now.
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474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
express1
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:57 pm

jafa you remind me of jafa cakes, thay are very nice but thay dont last or stay around for long  box 

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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:23 pm

You're so ugly, you have to fly to Wellington on a regular basis so you can stand next to Helen Clark and prove to the nation that you're only the second ugliest man in New Zealand.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:52 pm

Quoting NZ747 (Reply 34):
You're so ugly, you have to fly to Wellington on a regular basis so you can stand next to Helen Clark and prove to the nation that you're only the second ugliest man in New Zealand.

Oooooooh!

THAT had to hurt.
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:56 pm

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:25 pm

Jafa39, you are American!
 stirthepot  duck 
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jafa39
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:27 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 37):
Jafa39, you are American!

Man that's harsh!!!

I shall have go to bed and suck my thumb, whimpering and wiggling my feet.......
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:49 pm

Jafa, it's impossible to look at you and DISbelieve Darwin's Theory of Evolution!
Those who want to do something will find a way; those who don't will find an excuse.
 
VHVXB
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:11 pm

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 27):
We invented the Pavlova you pill popping half bread kiwi.

 rotfl 
 
Cadet57
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:30 pm

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 13):
New Zealand..... a province ruled by Australia

 faint 

Quoting Aerowesty (Reply 14):
You write dodgy trip reports.

Ohhhh, burn..

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 23):

Ok. Ok. I'll give you that one... Very funny.

Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 25):
/quote]

That is mean  Wink

[quote=9VSPO,reply=28]When they circumcised you, they threw away the wrong bit.

So he really is a Kiwi....

Quoting PipoA380 (Reply 36):
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

You English kaaaaaniggit.
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:22 am

This thread is about as much use as a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake..
Never give up..
 
carmenlu15
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:24 am

You are the living proof that even Nature makes terrible mistakes.
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:46 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 43):
You are the living proof that even Nature makes terrible mistakes.

In other words, the poster child for abortion.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:14 am

You are 3 of the most idiotic people I have ever met.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
You are the reason abortion is still legal
You're the leading argument for retro-active birth control
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:21 am

Jafa, you're a windmill - standing around useless unless someone's blowing you.

Quoting PipoA380 (Reply 36):
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 rotfl 

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 42):
a one legged cat

Quite the sense of equilibrium on the bugger, isn't it?
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:40 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Because you are all bits of fluff from inside a dinner-ladies bra.

You are nothing more than a broken septic tank....full of poo and spewing in every direction, making the neighborhood quite unpleasant.
Crye me a river
 
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:20 am

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 17):
Lol of course they won't. I've never seen such a strong team choke so much as NZ do in the world cup.

Would love to make a come back at you, but unfortunately its so true.

Quoting NZ747 (Reply 34):
You're so ugly, you have to fly to Wellington on a regular basis so you can stand next to Helen Clark and prove to the nation that you're only the second ugliest man in New Zealand

Whats with you and aunty Helen, you seem to be talking about her heaps lately
 
VHVXB
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RE: The Insult Thread.

Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:51 am

Quoting ZKSUJ (Reply 48):
Would love to make a come back at you, but unfortunately its so true.

LOL. At least you accept it

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