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Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:39 am

Breaking news...

The deputy leader of terror group al Qaeda, Ayman al Zawahiri, has appeared in a new video message, telling Americans to convert to Islam.

 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:47 am

Were do I sign up?
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:57 am

Do I get a toaster or something when I join? Do I still get Sunday off or does that change? What a blowhard.
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:08 am

Does he mean islam or his particular variation on it?
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:11 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 2):
Do I get a toaster or something when I join? Do I still get Sunday off or does that change? What a blowhard.

No.A lifetime membership*,20 pounds of TNT and a note to saying,"Have a
nice day."



*Lifetime is based upon your mission and
the amount of virgins we can talk you into believing or how many
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:27 am

Will the good Dr. Zawahiri who rails against the West's treatment of Islam do something to stop the ethnic cleansing and genocide in Darfur, or is it OK when Arab Muslims pillage, rape and destroy non Arab Muslims.

Just wondering.

(Actually this question goes for any Muslim radical all of whom seem to be strangely silent on that.)
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:41 am

This is just the required warning and offer of salvation that must, per the Quran, precede an attack.
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:48 am

And this is somehow news? Since when did anyone listen to the ramblings of a group of fanatics. Converting to Islam is a personal choice made by individuals. No one, especially a terrorist, should be demanding anyone to convert to Islam.
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:14 am

Gadahn, dressed in a white robe and turban with a long black beard, said: "We invite all Americans and unbelilevers to Islam.

"To Americans and the rest of Christendom we say, either repent misguided ways and enter into the light of truth or keep your poison to yourself and suffer the consequences in this world and the next."

A computer terminal was visible in the background.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:20 am

Quoting Dougloid (Reply 3):
Does he mean islam or his particular variation on it

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:34 am

Breaking news??
Yeah I think they can make some $$ of the adds they will air with it.
Whats new??
Stupid media!!
Who broke this important news? I am thinking Al Jazeera, but they don't make it into the west, someone translated it and aired it on.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:44 am

Is a beard required for conversion? I can only grow a goatee...Hair is a little thin in the sides of my face...Is that going to be a problem?
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:52 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 8):
Gadahn, dressed in a white robe and turban with a long black beard, said: "We invite all Americans and unbelilevers to Islam.

"To Americans and the rest of Christendom we say, either repent misguided ways and enter into the light of truth or keep your poison to yourself and suffer the consequences in this world and the next."



Quoting Csavel (Reply 5):
Will the good Dr. Zawahiri who rails against the West's treatment of Islam do something to stop the ethnic cleansing and genocide in Darfur, or is it OK when Arab Muslims pillage, rape and destroy non Arab Muslims.

Just wondering.

(Actually this question goes for any Muslim radical all of whom seem to be strangely silent on that.)

Oddly,all of this is beginning to sound like OBL and his thugs,are the
anti-Christs or "the destructive force",hidding behind a religion, as been for told. Any thoughts?

[Edited 2006-09-02 22:09:20]
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:03 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 8):
"To Americans and the rest of Christendom we say, either repent misguided ways and enter into the light of truth or keep your poison to yourself and suffer the consequences in this world and the next."

Actually, CNN was airing a special on Bin Laden, and they mentioned that before the 9/11 attacks he issued a similar "call for conversion", as apparently it is written in the Koran that you should offer a chance for your enemies to convert, which would forgive all their sins...

I just hope this is not history repeating itself.

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:07 am

So if we convert to Islam, how does that stop us getting on an ill-fated transatlantic flight which they wish to blow up?
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:08 am

Quoting Flyingbabydoc (Reply 13):
I just hope this is not history repeating itself.

I had a similar thought, but haven't he/they issued similar calls in the past, without it being linke to any specific action. Or in their twisted sense of morality, are they meeting the demands of the Koran by doing this on a periodic basis?
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:12 am

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 15):
I had a similar thought, but haven't he/they issued similar calls in the past

Yes, before Madrid and London, and a few (2, I think) empty threats. 3 out of 5 makes you a bit skeptical whether these are empty promises or actual threats.

Of course, induce fear is exactly what they want. And they are probably following not the Koran, but rather the criminal, deviated and bloody senseless doctrine of indiscriminate murder and fanaticism.  Angry

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:12 am

What I don't understand is if they are hold up in a cave somewhere how come they have a computer in the background?  Confused
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:17 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 17):
What I don't understand is if they are hold up in a cave somewhere how come they have a computer in the background?

Maybe they carried it there? lol (j/k)
I am sure they have generators and remember the satellite phone. They are not uncommon for people with cash. Not to mention the crazy low prices of smuggled stuff you can find there.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:24 am

Religious nuts telling other people to convert to their religion...news? Hardly.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:07 am

1. He must be talking about HIS version of Islam, coz:
1.a. if I remember correctly in the mosque, they were saying that killing is sinful and so is suicide.
1.b. I don't believe in flying into buildings or creating mass carnage (and a mess out of my carcass) as a method to deflower 72 virgins through eternity.
1.c. I don't tell people to convert.
1.d. Even if I do 1.c., I don't threaten to blow people up if they fail to convert.
1.e. I don't wanna grow a beard.
1.f. I like to change headgear once in a while, unlike them.

2. I hope this is a delayed airing of this call for conversion thanks to the recent kerfuffle in the UK and not another precursor.

3. Perhaps those guys got bored in the desert with plan after plan being foiled, that they just make these broadcast to raise terror alerts and p1ss off the hell out of all of us!

4. I wish these two nutcases should just give up or eat nitroglcerin for breakfast and blow themselves up in a cave somewhere so the Muslim world can be a better place, and so too would the rest of the world.

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:11 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 2):
Do I get a toaster or something when I join? Do I still get Sunday off or does that change?

No, but if you join by the end of the video commercial, they'll send you this shirt to give to your mom that says "My son blew himself up, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt", free of charge!!!
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:12 pm

Quoting Mandala499 (Reply 20):
72 virgins through eternity

What why would you want 72 women that do not know what they are doing. 72 porn stars or strippers now that would be better.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:25 pm

is this the 90 millionth "lets have a field day on islam bashing because its in and some quacks (al queda) think they are representative of 1.2 billon muslims.."?  sarcastic 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:29 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
The deputy leader of terror group al Qaeda, Ayman al Zawahiri, has appeared in a new video message, telling Americans to convert to Islam.

Not the First Islamic leader or terror leader to tell them to convert. Abu Bakar Bashir was another who also told them to convert
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:41 pm

This just in! Limited time offer!

Suicide bomb an infadil and get 1/2 price on your next purchase of dynamite!

Can't beat that offer.
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:09 pm

Fuck what Zawahiri says. Who made him the ruler of the world? He is no better than Christian Radicals like Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps, Billy Graham, or Jerry Falwell.

If I was to convert to Islam, it wouldnt be because some coward wanted me to.

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:11 pm

Dal al-Harb vs Dar al-Islam?

Die, convert, or submit...
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:33 pm

Quoting Dw9115 (Reply 22):
What why would you want 72 women

Exactly. Having one nagging is enough, let alone 72. The credit card would be forever maxed out.  duck 
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:49 pm

Quoting Dougloid (Reply 3):
Does he mean islam or his particular variation on it?

there is no difference at heart. All sects strive for world domination, some are just more vocal about it than others, and some may use bombs where others prefer more modern political means like bribes and lawsuits.

Quoting Arsenal@LHR (Reply 7):
Converting to Islam is a personal choice made by individuals. No one, especially a terrorist, should be demanding anyone to convert to Islam.

It's a personal choice made by your Leaders. Typically a tribal leader will decide the religion of his tribe and everyone in the tribe will be required to convert to that religion.
If our tribes have gotten a bit bigger than a group of desert nomads and we call them countries that makes no difference to traditionalists.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 11):
Is a beard required for conversion? I can only grow a goatee...Hair is a little thin in the sides of my face...Is that going to be a problem?

We could arrange for a sex change operation and give you a burkah.

Quoting Flyingbabydoc (Reply 13):
as apparently it is written in the Koran that you should offer a chance for your enemies to convert, which would forgive all their sins...

yes, you should not kill a sinner. The traditional means of preventing that is to torture a person until they confess their sins and convert, and then kill them to prevent them lapsing and committing more sins.
Worked very well in the Otoman empire, and also under the Spanish inquisition.
No reason it shouldn't work in the Khaliphate.
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:53 pm

I think its says alot about some people because they actually take
what those Al Qaeda lunatics say ,seriously.

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:03 pm

Quoting PIA777 (Reply 30):
what those Al Qaeda lunatics say ,seriously.

Tell that to the 3000+ that were working in the WTC on 9/11/2001... lunatics and assassins. I know there is a difference between Islam and Al-Qaeda. However, they should be taken seriously, yes, until they are expurgated from the human genetic pool.

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:08 pm

Police are continuing to search an Islamic school in Mark Cross, near Crowborough, East Sussex. Fourteen men were arrested after anti-terror raids in London targeting the alleged recruitment, training and encouraging of people to take part in terrorist acts.

The men, thought to be mainly young British Muslims of Pakistani origin, were arrested in London on Friday night and early yesterday.

The arrests are said to be linked to allegations of terrorist training camps in Britain. The men, aged from 17 to 48 years, were arrested under the Terrorism Act 2000 after months of surveillance involving Scotland Yard's Anti-Terrorist Branch and MI5..

Detectives have also been carrying out searches at a large number of residential properties across London.

Looks like this minority is growing.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:01 pm

Quoting Jwenting (Reply 29):
It's a personal choice made by your Leaders. Typically a tribal leader will decide the religion of his tribe and everyone in the tribe will be required to convert to that religion.
If our tribes have gotten a bit bigger than a group of desert nomads and we call them countries that makes no difference to traditionalists.

Nice try but don't try and equate me with Al-qaeda fanatics, they are NOT my leaders, my leader is the British Prime Minister if you haven't figured that out yet.
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:33 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 2):
Sunday off or does that change?

It will either be Thursday and Friday or Friday and Saturday. The 51st state of the US of A+Israel also has Friday+Saturday, so what ?

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 11):
Is a beard required for conversion? I can only grow a goatee...Hair is a little thin in the sides of my face...Is that going to be a problem?

You possibly get the address of the supplier of the false beard of Usama BinLadn, the usage-instructions included !
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:42 am

Quoting Jutes85 (Reply 25):
This just in! Limited time offer!

Suicide bomb an infadil and get 1/2 price on your next purchase of dynamite!

Can't beat that offer.

I saw his ad stating "convert a friend, get 10 more virgins in the afterlife!!!*"

* - good up to 30 virgins or three freinds

[Edited 2006-09-03 19:43:18]
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:07 am

Quoting Flyingbabydoc (Reply 31):
Tell that to the 3000+ that were working in the WTC on 9/11/2001... lunatics and assassins. I know there is a difference between Islam and Al-Qaeda. However, they should be taken seriously, yes, until they are expurgated from the human genetic pool.

I think Bush, Rice and Clinton have more to do with those people dying then
Al Qaeda. They could have stopped them way before. They had the intelligence in their hands.

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:42 am

Quoting PIA777 (Reply 36):
I think Bush, Rice and Clinton have more to do with those people dying then
Al Qaeda. They could have stopped them way before. They had the intelligence in their hands.

Clinton not Bush was the one that had him in his sights and could have taken care of business.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:08 pm

Quoting Flyingbabydoc (Reply 31):
Al-Qaeda. However, they should be taken seriously, yes, until they are expurgated from the human genetic pool.

whom exactly ? and what/who should be "expurgated" from the "human genetic pool" ? people like Usama BinLadn, PolPot, Saddam Hussein al-Takriti, Idi Amin, Adolf Hitler, Josip V. Dsh. (Stalin) ?

Quoting PIA777 (Reply 36):
Bush, Rice and Clinton have more to do with those people dying



Quoting Dw9115 (Reply 37):
Clinton not Bush was the one that had him in his sights and could have taken care of business.

a strong word in defence of ALL of them. Who in the late 1990ies really realized what elQaeda was all about ? who really KNEW about it ? Bill Clinton in the late 1990ies joked about OBL that "this is that strange man who walks around clad in white clothes and talks strange rubbish". For most people, elQaeda just was one of those extremist organisations. Neither Clinton nor Bush were warned by the specialists about the impending danger, and none of the specialists in Europe at that time realised the potential of exactly this organisation. Of course, it was known that elQaeda was behind the blastings in East-Africa and of the "Cole" off Aden, but I am sure that everybody thought this to be the peak of action and NOT the start.
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:19 pm

Post deleted by user. This guy (and the rest of them) can all feel free to bite me.

[Edited 2006-09-04 06:26:50]
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:34 pm

Dear Mr. Zawahiri:

Thank you for your kind invitation. My answer to that is:

FUCK OFF!

Sincerely,

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:37 pm

Quoting Scamp (Reply 39):
This guy (and the rest of them) can all feel free to bite me.

is your flesh so delicious that to bite you might be fun ?  wave 
 
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:37 pm

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 38):
whom exactly ? and what/who should be "expurgated" from the "human genetic pool" ? people like Usama BinLadn, PolPot, Saddam Hussein al-Takriti, Idi Amin, Adolf Hitler, Josip V. Dsh. (Stalin)

Absolutely. I make no distinction based on timely politics, a tyrant is a tyrant regardless of land, gender, age or else. These people are truly a step backwards in evolution and development of the human society. I wish we had means as a whole to more effectively deal with such atrocities (and abominations) BEFORE they caused all the damage. Let us only hope this happens in the future.

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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:53 pm

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 41):
is your flesh so delicious that to bite you might be fun ?

well, actually, it's me telling them to "bite my ass" i.e. kiss my ass.

but, yeah, I s'pose it does... Wink

[Edited 2006-09-04 15:01:19]

[Edited 2006-09-04 15:03:03]
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RE: Convert To Islam, Says Al Qaeda Deputy

Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:11 pm

They (Osama and Zawahiri) will soon enough be dead... Inshallah Big grin

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