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A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:26 am

Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do?  Wow!
 
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:30 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
What do you do?

Try rise to the occasion and say hello.

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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:35 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do

Give that seagull some Alka-Seltza
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:44 am

Simple flip over! Hide your shame.
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:29 am

Depending on how hot she it, people would understand why you have a woody.  Smile
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:55 am

If you can't control it by seeing an attractive person and being at the nudist beach, you don't get enough at home. Or you're not mature enough and shouldn't be there at the first place...  Smile

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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:01 am

Quoting LO231 (Reply 5):
If you can't control it by seeing an attractive person and being at the nudist beach, you don't get enough at home. Or you're not mature enough and shouldn't be there at the first place...

That's what i was thinking.

So, 9VSPO, what do you do when you see the hottie?  Wink
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:09 am

You should be happy you can still get it up.

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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:38 am

I have bad dreams like this sometimes!  Wink Big grin
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:44 am

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 7):
You should be happy you can still get it up.

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Well considering this crowd be glad your old enough to be let in.
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:55 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
What do you do?

You could just run for the water.  Wink

Ever been to a nude beach?
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:29 am

Okay guys, speaking as a one half of a couple with 34 years experience of going to nude beaches, resorts and cruises.

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 10):
You could just run for the water. Wink

 cheeky  Good answer,

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by

Just doesn't happen much, being nude is not sexually.
Being nude in the outdoors embraces the living and experiencing nature in themost natural way possible. (After weren't we born nude?) Relaxation, stress relief, positive body image and increasing self-esteem are just few of the reasons people choose the nudist lifestyle. For more information check out aanr.com, cruisenude. com are a couple of sites that I would recommend.
From my experience, once the lady of the relationship goes nude at a resort/cruise/ beach be aware she will want to continue to enjoy the lifestyle..
 
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:36 am

AirCorp:

Thanks for the link. I found the 'Hidden Jewels Cruise' rather ironic.  Wink



http://www.cruisenude.com/maasdam/info.html
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:41 am

Do you suppose ANCFlyer will be on the Alaskan cruise??
Meanwhile in March, the bride and me will be enjoying the Thai cruise!!
 
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:45 am

Quoting AirCop (Reply 13):
Do you suppose ANCFlyer will be on the Alaskan cruise??

Gosh I hope not!  vomit 
Besides, other members have been having dreams of ANCFlyer so I think he wants to hide as much as possible right now.
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:15 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 14):
other members have been having dreams of ANCFlyer

those are called nightmares!
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:27 am

Quoting AirCop (Reply 11):
Just doesn't happen much, being nude is not sexual

That's absolutely right, and I believe a common misconception from those who've never "taken the option", as a friend calls it. After about 10 minutes on a nude beach it becomes apparent there really isn't anything different from a regular beach other than the lack of garish swimwear.
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:42 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
AirCorp:

Thanks for the link. I found the 'Hidden Jewels Cruise' rather ironic.



http://www.cruisenude.com/maasdam/in....html

LOL it came as no surprise to me that the travel agency that sponsors that cruise is in no place other than my hometown of Austin TX. There's some.....strange people here.

Great town though!

Hook'em Horns!

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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:38 pm

Quoting AirCop (Reply 11):
being nude is not sexually

I would have said not sexy, but whatever. Point being that while it's kind of sexy to be naked with 5,000+ people you notice everyone behaving and you can't help but do your best to keep 'in line'. Now if it was 5,000 people having sex, i bet it would be impossible not to get excited.

Back in the day, when I was merely 20-40 pounds (ok I think I got through 60) overweight I used to go to Haulover a LOT. The first time I went was a week day and there wasn't much going on, so I didn't get naked. The next time I went it was a holiday weekend with over 5,000 naked people of all shapes and sizes. I felt MORE uncomfortable being dressed then being nude!!

Now I think there were all of two occasions in about 2 years of going to Haulover that I REALLY liked what I saw...the nice thing was there were plenty of UGLY chicks that I could change my gaze to so as to avert a 'crisis'.

Nude beaches are plenty of fun. While I know I could make friends on a nude beach, as most nudists are accepting of all body types, I am WAY too fat to go because of myself. Maybe that will change eventually, I hope it does considering my current marital situation. I need to meet someone who's got a sense of humor.
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:17 pm

Make an Approach  Smile
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:21 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do?

Look at your schlong and say, "Down, boy...DOWN!" and hope she laughs.  duck 
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:23 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ok so you are down on the beach letting it all hang out when a really fit bird walks by....What do you do?

Without getting up out of the chair, reach over and tap her on the shoulder with it.  Wink
 
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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:29 pm

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 19):
Make an Approach

Hell Yes!

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 21):

Without getting up out of the chair, reach over and tap her on the shoulder with it

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RE: A Question For Nudists

Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:33 pm

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 2):
Give that seagull some Alka-Seltza

You should see what caffeine tablets (No-Doz) do to pigeons.

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