IAH777
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My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:39 pm

Grabbed some take out from Pei Wei this evening and got two fortune cookies in my bag. Not that I feel I needed permission, but the fortune read:

"You cannot make everyone happy. Please yourself first."

How fortuitous! This came only a couple of days after my Girls of the Big 12 issue of...um...Scrapbooking Today arrived.

I'll save the second cookie's apropos message for BAB's inevitable snide retort.  grumpy   biggrin 

Anyone else get a fortune that made you think, "This belongs on A.net's Non-Av Forum!"?
 
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:43 pm

You do realize you must always add "in bed" to the end of every fortune, right? So this is quite appropriate!

(Now truth be told, when I saw the thread title pop up, the first thing that came to mind was "Thank god he's not in Key West tonight".)  Wink
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:54 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
"You cannot make everyone happy. Please yourself first

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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:58 pm

Come again?

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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:03 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
This came only a couple of days after my Girls of the Big 12 issue of...um...Scrapbooking Today arrived.

Hehe ! Foolish boy. But one should always obey cookies. Cookies are the messengers of God. I consult the revered Oracle of Hobnob every day for guidance.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Come again?

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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:08 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 4):
I consult the revered Oracle of Hobnob every day for guidance.

With the resultant increase in weight and fat content! Big grin

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 4):
Dirty old man

And just what did you expect? I'm a fully paid up member of AVAODOM Big grin

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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:19 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 4):
I consult the revered Oracle of Hobnob every day for guidance.

Knobhog?

Personally, I pray to Our Lady Of Worthless Miracles.  pray 
 
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:07 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 6):
Personally, I pray to Our Lady Of Worthless Miracles.

It shows Big grin  stirthepot 

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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:26 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
Anyone else get a fortune that made you think, "This belongs on A.net's Non-Av Forum!"?

"Skirts can be worn by men as long as you call it something else."

"If women shoes fits a male foot, wear them."

We got these

Signed
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:40 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 7):
It shows

Obviously not, as you've posted again.  grumpy 
 
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:11 am

Sperm Crisis (by Sean377 Sep 14 2006 in Non Aviation)

Coincidence?
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:00 am

Quoting IAH777 (Thread starter):
My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

And suddenly, it was a canoli.
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:02 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
You do realize you must always add "in bed" to the end of every fortune, right?

And with that:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
Come again?

In bed....  biggrin 
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:43 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 12):
In bed....

Haha!  Big grin My favorite: "A little madness, a little kindness, makes for happiness."
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:46 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 11):
And suddenly, it was a canoli.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
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RE: My Fortune Cookie Told Me To Pleasure Myself

Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:56 am

"Our first love, and last love, is self-love."

One of the guys at the curling club got this one and took great pleasure in telling everybody about it.  Smile
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