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Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:24 am

Hahahahahaha, still LFMAO! What a nerd!

Here original Post from dutch newspaper Telegraaf of today!

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vr 15 sep 2006, 12:44 | 182 reacties
Spoedoperatie nodig na seks met egel
AMSTERDAM - Het medisch personeel in Servië heeft de grote middelen moeten inzetten om de penis van de 35-jarige Zoran Nikolovic op te lappen. De man uit Belgrado volgde blind het advies van een tovenares: die maakte hem wijs dat seks met een egel de beste methode was om een erectie langer vol te houden.

Veel plezier beleefde gefrustreerde Zoran niet aan zijn bizarre vrijpartij. De ongelukkige belandde met hevige pijn en een geslachtsorgaan vol stekels op de spoeddienst. "Het dier is er zonder kleerscheuren vanaf gekomen, onze patiënt was er veel erger aan toe. Toch zijn we er in geslaagd zijn penis zo goed als mogelijk opnieuw klaar te stomen voor de dienst", gaf een woordvoerder van het ziekenhuis mee.


Bron: Het Laatste Nieuws

Maybe somebody else own a good translation program  Wink

Short Translation:

A man from Serbia, his name is Zoran Nikolovic 35 years old had sex with a Hedgehog!!! AuuuuuuuuuuuuA
Paramedics did a good job to repair his dick!
The guy did it after beeing advised by a wizard! The wizard told him that it would help when having erection problems hahahaha
So after sex he was hospitalized and paramedics repaired his dick! What a nerd!!!
Too stupid to be true!

Have fun & a gud weekend!
 
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:28 am

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
dutch newspaper

What a surprise.

Harry
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:31 am

I don't know about this guy, but I make a habit of not placing my penis near anything with spikes.

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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:32 am

Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??
 
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:18 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:22 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

That's why you wrap it in Sellotape first. Same with a hamster
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:30 am

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
Maybe somebody else own a good translation program

Emergency surgery needed after sex with hedgehog
AMSTERDAM - Paramedics in Serbia needed big stuff to repair Zoran Nikolovic (35)'s penis.
The man from Belgrade followed the advice of a witch blindly: she told him having sex with a hedgehog is the best method to keep a londer erection.

Frustrated Zoran didn't have alot of fun after his bizarre love making.
The unfortunate ended up with severe pain and a penis full of stings at the emergency service.
"The animal got away without any harm, our patient had a far more worst condition. Even though we succeeded to recover his penis for action", a spokesman of the hospital said.

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 1):
Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
dutch newspaper

What a surprise.

You should be killed  grumpy 
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:32 am

I do hope MYT332 makes a full recovery.

Lew Big grin
 
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:24 am

Quoting Timology (Reply 6):
You should be killed

Nice, real nice.

Harry
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:35 am

Oh well.

At least he wasnt a dane  Wink
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:37 am



Mark Big grin
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:54 am

Jebo ti jeza u ledja May you fu*k a hedgehog

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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:55 am

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
What a nerd!

What a prick.
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:19 am

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):
The guy did it after beeing advised by a wizard! The wizard told him that it would help when having erection problems

This is why there aren't more wizards in the world - thank you Darwin.

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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:22 am

Was it a female hedgehog?

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So what is the condition of the hedgehog? Did it explode when he climaxed?

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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:27 am

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 12):
What a prick.

Damn beat me to it !! That was the first thing I thought when I read it !!.

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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:38 am

Nothing surprises me anymore..some sick people out there.
 
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:44 am

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 14):

So what is the condition of the hedgehog? Did it explode when he climaxed?



Quoting Timology (Reply 6):
"The animal got away without any harm



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Better question, how small do you have to be to not injure the hedgehog??

The question still stands...
 
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:16 am

Quoting Luxair (Thread starter):

It's good to see someone taking over 9VSPO's sex-related postings job!

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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:22 pm

And gerbils went out of style already for the kinko set? Hard to keep up with all the latest trends. I guess I'm just an old fuddy duddy in that I shag real women and hotties at that! Watch out! Someday, hedgehogs and gerbils may unite and rise up against the rogue penis crowd and smite us all and take over the planet along with the cockaroaches.
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RE: Man Injured After Sex With A Hedgehog!

Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:41 pm

Christ on a Cracker!!!

That must have been UGLY!

474218, Carl, You will be missed.

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