iamcanadian
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The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:03 am

The game is quite simple. You may or may not have played/heard of this game before, but the it's easy to play nonetheless.

You start out by asking a question such as "Would you rather be punched in the face or kicked in the crotch?" and the next person to post would answer the question, and then post a question of his own, and so on and so forth.

The two major rules are:

1) You MUST answer the question previously posted before asking a question of your own...

2) In answering the question, you may not "alter" or "change" the conditions of the question asked.


Now that the rules are laid out, I'll begin:


Would you rather...

-be rich but hated or

-be poor but respected?
Shut up and calculate.
 
usnseallt82
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:04 am

Quoting Iamcanadian (Thread starter):
Would you rather...

-be rich but hated or

-be poor but respected?

Poor and respected.

Would you rather wipe front to back or back to front?
Crye me a river
 
DLPMMM
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:05 am

Front to back, of course.

Cytoscopy or rigid sigmoidoscopy?
 
EasternSon
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:26 am

Rigid Sigmoidoscopy, it kinda tickles.

Would you rather have a rusty file pulled from your clenched teeth

-OR-

Have your head shaved, painted like a soccer ball, and be buried up to your neck in the playground of a Brazilian daycare center?
"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
 
baylorairbear
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:30 am

Rusty file.

Would you rather swim one mile in shark infested waters?

OR

Would you rather fall asleep naked on AeroWesty's couch?

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
usnseallt82
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:34 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 4):
Would you rather swim one mile in shark infested waters?

OR

Would you rather fall asleep naked on AeroWesty's couch?

Christ, give me the sharks any day.  eyepopping 

Would you rather fly a commercial airline or a fighter jet?
Crye me a river
 
HatTrick
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:40 am

Commercial Airliner

Would you rather have a hole put in your eyelid with a hole punch? Or, have a wood plane run down your shin?

[Edited 2006-09-15 21:41:12]
 
usnseallt82
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:45 am

Quoting HatTrick (Reply 6):
Would you rather have a hole put in your eyelid with a hole punch? Or, have a wood plane run down your shin?

Damn dude.......probably wood plane.

Would you rather have 10 semi-attractive women coming onto you, or 1 bad ass supermodel?
Crye me a river
 
Duff44
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:46 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 7):
Damn dude.......probably wood plane.

Would you rather have 10 semi-attractive women coming onto you, or 1 bad ass supermodel?

1 bad ass model.


Boxers or briefs?
I'll rassle ya for a bowl of bacon!
 
usnseallt82
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:48 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 8):
Boxers or briefs?

Both....boxer briefs.

Would you rather spend a week on an island or a week in the mountains?
Crye me a river
 
AeroWesty
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:52 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 9):
Would you rather spend a week on an island or a week in the mountains?

A week on an island.

Would you rather be Ned Beatty or Jon Voight in Deliverance?

(And I have a very comfy couch!)
International Homo of Mystery
 
mspguy
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:52 am

Ned (don't remember who is who though)

Do you like winter sports or summer sports?

[Edited 2006-09-15 21:54:01]

[Edited 2006-09-15 21:54:47]
If it ain't broke, DON'T touch it!!!!
 
baylorairbear
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:56 am

Quoting MSPGUY (Reply 11):
Ned (don't remember who is who though)

"Squeealllll!"
Summer sports.

Would you rather be eating alive by a pack of wolves?
OR
Would you rather be tossed alive into a meat grinder?

BAB

[Edited 2006-09-15 21:57:36]
I'm just skipping stones...
 
futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:02 am

Pack of wolves.

Be called a traitor to your country or a racist.
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Rj111
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:04 am

The grinder please. I.e. quickly.

Edit: Racist

Would you rather be....

Gorgeous with an ugly wife/"husband"

or

Ugly with a gorgeous wife/"husband"

Edited for A.net's sexual orientation of choice. Big grin

[Edited 2006-09-15 22:06:59]
 
AC773
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:12 am

Quoting RJ111 (Reply 14):

Ugly with a gorgeous wife

Would you rather...

A. Be a passenger in a 767 with a teenage A.netter at the helm

OR

B. Be locked in a room with GKirk. He's very drunk and you're wearing a wool sweater.
Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
 
EasternSon
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:40 am

I never thought I'd be driven to type this, but I'd rather be wearing wool around a drunk GKirk.

Would you rather:

Lick the seat of toilet in an EWR bathroom?

-OR-

Have a rusty nail driven through your hand?
"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
 
Duff44
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:49 am

Quoting EasternSon (Reply 16):
Lick the seat of toilet in an EWR bathroom?

-OR-

Have a rusty nail driven through your hand?

I'd love to have a rusty nail in my hand!

http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/772

Would you rather:
Hear that friggin' "You're Beautiful" song one more time
-OR-
Have your nuts pounded flat?
I'll rassle ya for a bowl of bacon!
 
kaddyuk
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:52 am

Lick the seat...

Would you rather wear polkadot or stripes?
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
 
thepilot
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:04 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 18):
Would you rather wear polkadot or stripes?

Stripes.

Would you rather never fly in a plane again or never visit anet again?
From YVR
 
futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:16 am

never visit anet

Overthrow a dictatorship

Or lead a dictatorship
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Lutenist
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:16 am

Lead a dictatorship. The world could use me as their Great Leader.

Give up booze or give up sex?

[Edited 2006-09-15 23:17:28]
 
Mir
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:41 am

Quoting Lutenist (Reply 21):
Give up booze or give up sex?

Give up booze.

-----

Would you rather be marooned at the north pole or the south pole?

-Mir
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YYZflyer
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:44 am

Quoting Mir (Reply 22):
Would you rather be marooned at the north pole or the south pole?

south pole

Would you rather eat your own sh!t or a dogs?  Wink
Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
 
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Jetsgo
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:49 am

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 23):
Would you rather eat your own sh!t or a dogs?

Damn, thats just disgusting lol. I guess I would choose mine since it was at least food I once ate and came from me.


Would you rather sleep with Oprah or Martha Stewart? Or be offered a plea bargin of spending a week alone with Dr. Phil and his advice?


Chris
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:54 am

Quoting JetsGo (Reply 24):
Martha Stewart

Would you rather eat a bull testicle or a bull eyeball?

Mark
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futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:02 am

eyeball.

would you rather lose your legs or lose your arms?
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LOT767-300ER
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:09 am

Lose an arm.

Would you rather:

A. Crap out a bowling ball through your anus or..

B. Piss out a golf ball through your penis.
 
Doona
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:13 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 27):
A. Crap out a bowling ball through your anus or..

My anus has more give than my penis.

Would you rather watch a hard core pornographic film together with your grandparents...

OR

Watch a hard core pornographic film STARRING your grandparents?

Cheers
Mats
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:14 am

Quoting Doona (Reply 28):
Would you rather watch a hard core pornographic film together with your grandparents...

You just stuck images I really don't need in my head.

[Edited 2006-09-16 00:15:13]
"The greatest threat to knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
 
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Jetsgo
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:20 am

Would you rather watch your family die or have your family watch you die?


Chris
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Doona
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:26 am

Quoting QR332 (Reply 29):

You just stuck images I really don't need in my head.

You didn't answer my question :P

Cheers
Mats
Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
 
futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:19 am

sooooooo.

I'll leave that question for QR332.....I ain't touching it, and he did break the "rules".  Smile

Have my family watch me die.

Would you rather find true love or 1 billion dollars?
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Go3Team
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:43 am

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 32):
1 billion dollars

It could by a lot of... lust.

Would you rather run around nekkid in the winter, or in the summer fully clothed head to toe.
Yay Pudding!
 
futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:21 am

Summer fully clothed.

Would you rather forget who you are or forget who everyone else is.
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:21 am

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 34):


Would you rather forget who you are or forget who everyone else is.

forget everyone else, noone can take me

Would you rather meet God or the Devil?
Well I believe it all is coming to an end. Oh well, I guess we are gonna pretend.
 
futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:30 am

God

Would you rather have 3 eyes or webbed feet?
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baylorairbear
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:26 pm

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 36):
Would you rather have 3 eyes or webbed feet?

Webbed feet. I love swimming!

Would you rather eat whipped cream off your mother's tit?
-OR-
Would you rather eat a potato chip of your father's man-penis?

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:36 pm

Mother's tit

Would you rather....

Lose all your arms and legs...

or...

Lose your penis
 
HatTrick
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:59 pm

Quoting Aloha717200 (Reply 38):
Would you rather....

Lose all your arms and legs...

or...

Lose your penis

Penis...

Would you rather try to survive 1 round in the boxing ring with Mike Tyson?
or
Try to survive 1 round with an Ultimate Fighter? (Can't think of any of their names)
 
futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:19 am

Mike Tyson...

Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island alone or with your worst enemy?
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BowflexBrennan
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:40 am

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 40):
Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island alone or with your worst enemy?

Worst Enemy


Would you rather be blind or deaf?
 
futurecaptain
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:54 am

deaf.

Would you rather

be 4' 8" tall

or

be 8' 4" tall
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kazzie
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:56 am

be 4' 8" tall..

would you....

Rather sleep 10 hours before a 12 hour shift

or

rather sleep for 1 hour before a 12 hour shift...
Bazinga punk.
 
thepilot
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:15 am

Sleep 10 h.

Would you rather fly a float plane or a land plane?
From YVR
 
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Jetsgo
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:31 am

Quoting Thepilot (Reply 44):
Would you rather fly a float plane or a land plane?

Fly a float plane because it is more unique and requires more skill.


Would you rather live in Iraq or North Korea?


Chris
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FlyDeltaJets87
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:38 am

Quoting JetsGo (Reply 45):
Would you rather live in Iraq or North Korea?

Iraq.

Would you rather sit between two fat people on the plane or two incredibly smelly people? (Assuming the fat people and smelly people are not one in the same here).
"Let's Roll"- Todd Beamer, United Airlines Flight 93, Sept. 11, 2001
 
carmenlu15
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:48 am

Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 46):
Would you rather sit between two fat people on the plane or two incredibly smelly people?

Two fat people. Chances are I'll make extensive use of the sickness bag in the other case.  yuck 

Would you rather be stuck in a boring job that pays well, or a challenging, interesting job that barely covers your basic expenses?
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
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Aloha717200
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:54 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 47):
Would you rather be stuck in a boring job that pays well, or a challenging, interesting job that barely covers your basic expenses?

Boring job that pays well.

Would you rather...


Drink urine for 100,000 dollars..

or...

Drink someone else's puke for a million dollars
 
Boeing744
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RE: The "Would You Rather..." Game

Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:10 am

Quoting Aloha717200 (Reply 48):
Drink urine for 100,000 dollars..

or...

Drink someone else's puke for a million dollars

Puke...


Death penalty, or life in prison (without chance of parole)?

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