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Bad Church Signs

Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:12 pm

Inspired by the funny street names, city names, etc. threads.

Has anybody come across some badly worded Church signs?


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RE: Bad Church Signs

Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:18 pm

Quoting Superfly (Thread starter):
Has anybody come across some badly worded Church signs?

Here's a tacky one.
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RE: Bad Church Signs

Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:31 pm

Jetjack74:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:06 pm

 
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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:56 am

this one in the church courtyard.....

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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:14 am

Virgin747:
Man this stuff is hillarious!  rotfl 
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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:56 am

Quoting 2H4 (Reply 6):

Very Good!!! He will get a kick out of that one.

A real one that was around my town for awhile said:
Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non Smoking?
As a smoker, I thought this was worth a chuckle.
 
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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:26 am

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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:36 am

Now wait a minute. What's with this Church sign generator?
That's cheating because those aren't real signs.
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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:41 am

Now I dont know if you guys will find this funny or not but it goes against what the church believes about God. God being all present (everywhere).

A church in the town I live in tried to say something sweet for mothers day:

God cant be everywhere all the time, thats why He made mothers.

Now what the heck? It made a lot of Christians angry and people just honk when the person was putting it up. I thought it was funny and I am a very devouted Christian. lol
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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:44 am

Quoting QXatFAT (Reply 10):
God cant be everywhere all the time, thats why He made mothers.

How do they know that God is a man?  duck 
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RE: Bad Church Signs

Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:34 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
How do they know that God is a man?

according to my exwife, "If God was a woman, she would have made cum taste like chocolate". 'Nuff said.

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