So get this. I've got friends in low places that have queued me into a pretty sweet opportunity. Quarterly, the State of Utah does a re-validation for all of it's law enforcement on alcohol related procedures. So basically, every three months a group of cops have to come in and show that they can determine an inebriated individual, administer a breathalyzer correctly, roadside procedures, etc.
So later this month a UHP trooper will pick me up at around 10 in the morning. They'll feed me free booze until 2 or 3 pm, and then I get a free ride home from another kind trooper.
So I'm not only (selflessly) volunteering to provide a civic service, I get drunk FREE courtesy of the state! Ya gotta love it...
Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you don't either.