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State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:01 am

So get this. I've got friends in low places that have queued me into a pretty sweet opportunity. Quarterly, the State of Utah does a re-validation for all of it's law enforcement on alcohol related procedures. So basically, every three months a group of cops have to come in and show that they can determine an inebriated individual, administer a breathalyzer correctly, roadside procedures, etc.

So later this month a UHP trooper will pick me up at around 10 in the morning. They'll feed me free booze until 2 or 3 pm, and then I get a free ride home from another kind trooper.

So I'm not only (selflessly) volunteering to provide a civic service, I get drunk FREE courtesy of the state! Ya gotta love it...  drunk 
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:12 am

That's awesome..

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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:14 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
I get drunk FREE courtesy of the state!

And it's in Utah of all places!  rotfl 
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:15 am

arriving: DL1230 1300 10/1
departing: whenever I wake up...

see ya there!

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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:49 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):
That's awesome..

Puke in the back of his/her cruiser

Nah.. I'd much rather stay on their good side. I wonder what kind of alcohol selection they will have for us?  scratchchin 

Previous participants seemed to stick to whiskey.. I just hope they have tequila!  bigthumbsup 
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:52 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 4):
I wonder what kind of alcohol selection they will have for us?

Zima.

lots and lots of Zima.
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:57 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 4):
I wonder what kind of alcohol

Who cares Steve ? Its a free piss-up !
 
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:12 am

Hehe, I got the same offer when St Paul was having an intox class. They had enough volunteers before I responded to the email though  Sad
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:45 am

Quoting CFCUQ (Reply 6):
Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 4):
I wonder what kind of alcohol

Who cares Steve ? Its a free piss-up !

This is very true. You have to love the denim-wearing Canucks who put everything in perspective for ya.  Wink
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:54 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
So later this month a UHP trooper will pick me up at around 10 in the morning. They'll feed me free booze until 2 or 3 pm, and then I get a free ride home from another kind trooper.

I'm truly envious.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):

Puke in the back of his/her cruiser

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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:11 am

Quoting Aloges (Reply 2):
And it's in Utah of all places!

Being Utah they will include a Book of Mormon to read while you get drunk.
 
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:12 am

Quoting AirCop (Reply 10):
Being Utah they will include a Book of Mormon to read while you get drunk.

...and I thought that I was the only one who'd ever done this...
 
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RE: State Of Utah: Volunteer Drunks Wanted

Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:26 am

Quoting Aloges (Reply 2):
And it's in Utah of all places!

No kidding . . .  laughing 

I checked in to the Marriott in SLC (the new one downtown) a few years back, went down to the lobby bar to have my before dinner 'appetizer' and found it quite baffling that one could order a drink, but not a double. One could however order a drink and a sidecar (extra shot).  crazy  Now, does that make any damn sense at all?
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