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The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:27 am

And how the mighty do fall.

Well to those who are un-initiated, and it seems like a few of you from the replies from the many Dear.......threads, this is Non-Av at it's silliest. This happens about 2-3 times a year, but oh dear, this time it seems to have gotten more out of hand then usual. I know I'm not innocent, but at least I didn't start: Dear Penis........................... (by Jetjack74 Sep 19 2006 in Non Aviation) many thanks again to that thread starter for what will be PLENTY of ammunition for the next year until this  redflag  starts again.

Now if you are scared, relax, and breathe deep. We are having fun, and a lot of laughs. The world is a touch further from a nuclear holocaust because of this stress relief. At least this isn't as bad as when Israel invaded Lebanon and there was an "earth ending development" thread every 30 seconds that threatened whatever peace and harmony MIGHT exist in the cyberspace we all know and love as Airliners.net.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled "Friday's stupid thread", and all the "facts" that make Civil Aviation civilized.
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:29 am

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
but at least I didn't start: Dear Penis........................... (by Jetjack74 Sep 19 2006 in Non Aviation)

I knew you would find a way to squeeze that in somewhere.  Big grin
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:32 am

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 1):

I knew you would find a way to squeeze that in somewhere.

As long as I'm not squeezing it into jetjack vomit  who cares?
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:35 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
As long as I'm not squeezing it into jetjack who cares?

Christ...  headache 





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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:09 pm

Dammit I missed the Dear penis thread (now deleted). Anyone know what went on in it?

 Wink

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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:14 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 4):
Dammit I missed the Dear penis thread (now deleted). Anyone know what went on in it?

Start another one and find out! Big grin

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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:26 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Start another one and find out!

It's probably just get deleted. *sigh*

Anyway, this thread could get interesting. TedTAce has fired the first salvo at the good ship JetJoke.

How will he respond?

Also,

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
for what will be PLENTY of ammunition

What's the ammunition Ted, please tell!

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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:44 am

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 6):
What's the ammunition Ted, please tell!

The 'Ammunition' is the fact that Joe Ladies Joke started a thread about dick, when he could have been creative (and come off more hetero) and started the ....cat.... thread like I did  Wink
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:03 am

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 4):
Anyone know what went on in it?

Any popcorn kernel references, for example?
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:08 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 8):
Any popcorn kernel references, for example?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Please John I don't want any more reminding of that little factoid of yours!  Wink

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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:42 am

Quoting TedTAce (Thread starter):
many thanks again to that thread starter for what will be PLENTY of ammunition for the next year until this starts again.

So your saying you actually exert energy into it? So i'm worth the time. That's really cool Wink

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
As long as I'm not squeezing it into jetjack who cares?

Well, since your wife left you, your squeezing it into something filled with hot air, just don't pop it.

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 7):
The 'Ammunition' is the fact that Joe Ladies Joke started a thread about dick, when he could have been creative (and come off more hetero) and started the ....cat.... thread like I did

I was going to write some clever manifesto about it, but the song was it's narrative. Plus I was too tired. It was really a funny song and cartoon. I'm trying to find it again since I mistakenly deleted it.

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 6):
How will he respond?

I actually enjoy the attention. It's funny and I think Ted deepdown inside likes me. No one would really go that far and exert that much energy into something unless they had some sort of respect for. But since he's not getting any, I assume he's got spare time. Hell, his dog is getting more than he is.
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:27 pm

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 10):
Hell, his dog is getting more than he is.

Tsk, Tsk, tsk...... I guess you missed the pu$$y thread.. it had a picture of my cat... I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be.. I mean if you are going to like pu$$y, you should really like pu$$y: but there I go thinking weird again.

Yeap, JJ: I do have it out for you, and in some ways you do command my respect. It's fun to have an 'enemy'. One of these days we should do drinks at one of the more masculine meets, prefferably where I can watch some pu$$y.... besides yours..
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:32 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be..

All due respect for what you are goin' through, Ted, but real men like dogs.

The pussy we like has no claws, and smells worse than a cat. But we put up with it.
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:34 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 12):
The pussy we like has no claws, and smells worse than a cat.

I had this girl in back in Paris once, and she had a...........ahh, nevermind.  Big grin
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:39 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
Tsk, Tsk, tsk...... I guess you missed the pu$$y thread.. it had a picture of my cat... I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be.. I mean if you are going to like pu$$y, you should really like pu$$y: but there I go thinking weird again.

You know, we're not so different after all. Meet Killer. He likes to eat.


Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
Yeap, JJ: I do have it out for you, and in some ways you do command my respect. It's fun to have an 'enemy'. One of these days we should do drinks at one of the more masculine meets, prefferably where I can watch some pu$$y.... besides yours..

 rotfl  That's why I respect you Ted. I admire that sledgehammer wit of yours. You never let up. Name the time and place, first round is on me, you grab the beers. Wink
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:40 pm

Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 13):
I had this girl in back in Paris once, and she had a

Crotchrot?
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:43 pm

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 15):
Crotchrot?

Well, the guy said something about claws........reminded me of this tattoo she had.

I'll leave the rest open for the imagination.  hyper 
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:10 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 12):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
I am a cat person as most hetero sexual males should be..

All due respect for what you are goin' through, Ted, but real men like dogs.

Nah, how about both. Got a cat and a dog. Look like the sweetest things, but the cat is a proven rodent killer and the dog will scare the beejeezus out of a racoon, and has killed plenty before.

Real men have pets that can kill little critters.
 
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:21 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 17):
Real men have pets that can kill little critters.

Well, my dog has killed a cougar, so I say real men have pets that can kill wild beasts!

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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:59 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 18):
my dog has killed a cougar

If it was helped along by some kind of firearm, it doesnt count!  grumpy 

Now, if he did it all himself, all hail BABs BAD DOG!
 
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RE: The State Of Non-Av... Oh Dear.....

Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:57 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 17):
Real men have pets that can kill little critters

BS! REAL men don't have pets, they have lean, mean, killing machines who condescend to live in the same place as they do! Big grin

Which is why I have 2 cats! Big grin

And it's about time you got another woman Father Ted. You're getting ornery! And probably horny, but I refuse to discuss that!! Big grin  duck 

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