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Caption The Pic: This One's Tough!

Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:44 am

 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:47 am

"Is that a cigar, Mr. President, or are you just happy to see me?!"
"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:49 am

"Stop it Bill, that tickles"

:D
Where does the time go???
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:51 am

RB: "Mr. Clinton!"
BC: "Oh, sorry, Richard. The long hair threw me off. Damn these wandering hands!"

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Everyone shares a hearty laugh when Richard Branson announces the installation of humidors on VS aircraft.
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:56 am

"I'm sorry Mr President, for a minute I thought Hillary had grown a beard"
...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:57 am



...admit I can't think of anything.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:00 am

"And then we'll tell them that this is NOT about getting Hillary elected President and Bill made UN Secretary General. No kidding! All we have to go is give away a couple of stray billions and they will think we are humanitarians."
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
 
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RE: Caption The Pic: This One's Tough!

Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:01 am

"...and so that's where the Virgin name came from."
"People don't do what they believe in, they just do what's most convenient, then they repent." - Dylan
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:29 am

"Don't you just love having millions and millions of dollars to burn? I pity the poor folk, not!"

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Gore: See guys, I can do a great impression of The Penguin!
Fighting Absurdity with Absurdity!
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:47 am

Branson: Those are soft hands you got, Bill!
Gore: I Know!
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:05 am

Gore:

There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky

[Edited 2006-09-23 00:07:38]
Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Damned MSP...Red tail...Red tail
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:20 am

"hahahahahahahah!!!

we are filthy rich

hahahahahahaha!!!"

"they really think we care!! hahahahahahaha"
I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:50 am

Branson: "Just got the new gums, so no more gingivitus"
Clinton: "Yeah, but if you really want the poontang, you gotta have teeth like mine"
Gore: "Well Bill, how do mine look? And I used enviromentally friendly toothpaste. It's an inconvenience, but it's good for the enviroment. I found it over the internet, which I invented BTW."

OR

Branson: "is there spinach in my teeth?"
Clinton: "I can't see any, is there pubic hair in mine?"
Gore: "I invented the internet"
Made from jets!
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:02 am

President Clinton was always the amicable prankster and the visit by his good friend Sir Richard was no exception. The President and company enjoyed a hearty laugh at Bill's arranging to have Monica reenact the podium scene from Police Academy on Sir Richard.

Grateful for being given the attention, Branson swore to change the name of one of his heavies to "Lady in Blue".
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey...
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:07 am

Stiff Slick Dick......
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:59 am

"I think someone just shit themselves!"
Yay Pudding!
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:53 am

Clinton: Oh Richard, you won't be a VIRGIN for long..
Support the beer and soda can industry, your recycle old airplanes!
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:18 am

Branson: "I'll tell ya, dear Albert, you wanna know what a real inconvient truth is? This f'n bloke right here wants to stick it in my bum! That's freaking inconvenient!"

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Things were going along very swimmingly and calmly until someone in the crowd asked what the three gentlemen on stage think about President Bush's enviornmental policy.
"Just because I know how to get off a freeway doesn't mean I know how to get back on!" - Retard Joe
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:19 am

It's the three stooges.
It may be too early to drink scotch... But it is NEVER too early to think about it...
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:51 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
Caption The Pic: This One's Tough!

"...and so, she actually said she was 16...ha ha ha"
Crye me a river
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:00 pm

"Bush............... what a c*nt!"
I came, I saw, I Concorde! RIP Michael Jackson
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:07 pm

Richard to Bill: Remember when we said Bush could never win the elections? Hahahahahahaha!!

Enrique
 
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Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:17 pm

Quoting Mygind66 (Reply 21):
Richard to Bill: Remember when we said Bush could never win the elections? Hahahahahahaha!!

Gore: Technically he didnt! Hahahahahahahaha!!

Thom@s
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Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:15 am

Another inconvenient truth: Richard Branson becomes the latest fashion victim to appear on What Not to Wear.

Charles, SJ
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Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:34 am

"They swallowed that load of old bollocks hook, line and sinker! What next men?" Big grin

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RE: Caption The Pic: This One's Tough!

Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:30 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 7):
so that's where the Virgin name came from."

 bigthumbsup 

I wonder where they really stand.  spin 
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RE: Caption The Pic: This One's Tough!

Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:49 am

Hey Richard, did you see what that Republican did in the White House THIS week?
 
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Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:13 pm

"Well hell yes, that's my ass..."
Crye me a river
 
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Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:21 pm

Branson: "How many times did you ask Florida to recount those votes, Al?"

*******

Branson: "Why didn't Tennessee vote for you again, Al?"

*******

Branson: "So that's how you lie under oath and get away with it."

*******

Clinton: "Wow, Branson's smile reminds me of Bill Engvall's 'dork fish' routine from Blue Collar Comedy Tour"

*******

My personal favorite
Branson: "So Al, did your father ever tell you why he voted against the 1964 Civil Rights Act?"

*******

Clinton: "It won't be 'Virgin' Atlantic after I get through with it."

*******

Branson: "Man, Gore has a huge nose."
"Let's Roll"- Todd Beamer, United Airlines Flight 93, Sept. 11, 2001
 
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Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:46 pm

After a major accident involving a leak of laughing gas in the auditorium, Al Gore had to be rushed to the hospital because of ruptures in his face which came from excessive and heavy laughing. In an interview, his co-speakers, Virgin Boss Sir Richard Branson and former President Bill Clinton, both agreed that while laughing is good for people, "bursting" into laughter is a health hazard.
 
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RE: Caption The Pic: This One's Tough!

Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:08 pm

"Hey, don't we look like a commercial for Grecian Formula?"

 Big grin

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