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Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:36 pm

Like I said, I think I made up a joke, so its lame. But surely someone else must have thought of something like this, so please spoil it for me by saying you've heard it before.  Smile

You ready for this...?

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Two pilots are maneuvering their jet onto the runway on a hot summers day, about to take off. As they are about to begin their roll, the co pilot leans forward and stares out the window.
Co-pilot: "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway?"
Pilot: "Nah, it's only an Ilyushin."

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Told you it was lame... but who can resist a wordplay...?

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:45 pm

When's your next appointment Thom@s? Big grin

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Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:47 pm

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:53 pm

Thet bad huh? Should have posted it in the civ_av forum. Would probably go down well there...

Let's just say I won't quit my day job.

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Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:12 am

LOL nice one! Big grin

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Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:19 am

I thought it was very good Thom@s, It certainly put a smile on my face. I didn't get it right away tho..., it took about 3 seconds  rotfl 

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:25 am

Quoting Pawsleykat (Reply 5):
I didn't get it right away tho..., it took about 3 seconds

Trademark of a good joke. Big grin

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:54 am

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
Co-pilot: "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway?"

How about, as a little joke modifier, and remember I'm half Greek so I have no sense of humor, "This heat haze is intense. Is that a plane coming towards us on the runway? Is it a Mirage?" And then the Ilyushin punch-line.

That way you use two plane names in the joke!

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Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:58 am

I think I hear crickets...
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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:59 am

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 7):

Make your own bloody jokes...  Wink

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Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:02 am

Quoting Go3Team (Reply 8):
I think I hear crickets...

Thanks for the suggestion, but the Ilyushin punchline worked better...

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Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:05 am

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

I disagree.

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
but who can resist a wordplay

You should have.  Wink

Just kidding, I did get a chuckle out of it although nobody outside of A.net will ever get it. Don't waste this one when trying to impress the ladies.
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Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:12 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 11):
Don't waste this one when trying to impress the ladies.

Dude, aviation never gets mentioned around a lady. That's like starting a conversation on body odour...

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Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:41 am

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:41 am

Hey, you're a norwegian, you're not supposed to come up with jokes, you're supposed to be the joke. I laughed at yours though haha
 
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Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:42 am

Quoting Thom@s (Thread starter):
I think I made up a joke

The phrase "made up" can apply to the use of cosmetics. Until I read that, I thought it was a reference to you.

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:29 pm

Only Norwegians...  Wink
 
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Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:48 am

Quoting Agill (Reply 14):
Hey, you're a norwegian, you're not supposed to come up with jokes, you're supposed to be the joke. I laughed at yours though haha

Hahaha well said! Big grin  duck 
 
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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:49 am

Quoting Agill (Reply 14):
Hey, you're a norwegian, you're not supposed to come up with jokes, you're supposed to be the joke. I laughed at yours though haha

If you have any idea how many "svenske vitser" I've heared up through the years...  Wink

Quoting Allstarflyer (Reply 15):
The phrase "made up" can apply to the use of cosmetics. Until I read that, I thought it was a reference to you.

WTF..??  Wow!

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Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:55 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):
Dude, aviation never gets mentioned around a lady.

Have you never seen a Flairport thread????
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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:01 am

Min hund slikker mine baller  Confused
 
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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:09 am

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 19):
Have you never seen a Flairport thread????

Not that I can think of... why?  Smile

Quoting Archie Bunker (Reply 20):
Min hund slikker mine baller

You must be very happy... Big grin

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:51 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 18):
If you have any idea how many "svenske vitser" I've heared up through the years...

Well we have tons of both kinds in Denmark. I guess that we're the evil brother

Quoting Archie Bunker (Reply 20):
Min hund slikker mine baller

ROTFLMAO!  rotfl 
Who taught you that?? Big grin

[Edited 2006-09-25 20:56:32]
 
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Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:11 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 22):
I guess that we're the evil brother

I thought that was sweden?  Smile

We have virtiually no "danish" jokes. It's just the swedes we don't like, although we buy their furniture, drive their cars and travel across the border to buy cheap meat and alcohol... Big grin

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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:27 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 23):
I thought that was sweden?

True.. most of the jokes are about Sweden and Swedish people but we also have a few Norwegian ones
I'm sure that you have a few danish ones as well

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 23):
and travel across the border to buy cheap meat and alcohol...

And they travel across our border to buy cheap alcohol from us

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Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:37 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 22):
Who taught you that??

I think it's in the preamble of the Norwegian Constitution.  Wink
 
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RE: Hmm, I May Have Made Up A Joke...

Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:43 am

Quoting Archie Bunker (Reply 25):
I think it's in the preamble of the Norwegian Constitution.

Haven't seen it since the TWFirst threads...  Smile

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