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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:43 am

Well, with the end of the first week of University this week, i've decided to accompany chris sharps (Chris78Cpr) to the annual F**k a fresher ball at the University Of Gloustershire... The theme is Gangsters and Molls from the 1930's. I've got a pinstripe suit and trilbee sorted out, along with black & white shoes...!

For those who have been to Uni/College what other events were run in Freshers Week? Any Stories to tell?
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:45 am

I'd tell you some stories from freshman year if I could remember them.

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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:47 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
i've decided to accompany chris sharps (Chris78Cpr) to the annual F**k a fresher ball at the University Of Gloustershire...

Damn, why did I make that University my SECOND choice grumpy 

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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:49 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 2):
Damn, why did I make that University my SECOND choice

Its only good if you do Photography... (According to chris...) Haha!

Oh yeah... Dont tell chris, but i'm buying him a tattoo... Its gonna say "Pitville Till I Die" on his forehead...

(Oh Yeah, Pitville is the name of the Campus chris studies at)
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:53 am

Such a nice gentlemently attitude toward sex. Just make sure the 1st year you have sex with doesn't have AIDS, Herpes, HPV, Hepititis or any other nasty sexually transmitted diseases, or you don't have it either to give them those gifts.
Oh, and make sure she isn't drunk and not able to give her unimpeded consent to sex, or else it is rape.
Grow up.
 
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:01 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 4):
Grow up.

Mellow a bit! Like it or not, sex is a part of university life, kind of like life itself really.

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Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:01 am

What the hell is freshers week?

If you need an excuse to have sex, you shouldn't be having it.
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:10 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 4):
Such a nice gentlemently attitude toward sex. Just make sure the 1st year you have sex with doesn't have AIDS, Herpes, HPV, Hepititis or any other nasty sexually transmitted diseases, or you don't have it either to give them those gifts.
Oh, and make sure she isn't drunk and not able to give her unimpeded consent to sex, or else it is rape.
Grow up.

*Looks In Profile*

Quote:

Age: 46-55

Okay...

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 6):
If you need an excuse to have sex, you shouldn't be having it.

I guess thats why you've been so dry recently...

[Edited 2006-09-29 02:11:08]
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:17 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 7):

I guess thats why you've been so dry recently...

You're talking to the wrong guy, trust me.
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:17 am

At UCLA, during the first weekend of move-in, there was Black Sunday. Basically almost every fraternity would throw a party open to everyone. Imagine hundreds, hell I wouldn't be surprised if over a thousand students spilling into the streets. Both times I went, the police had to go and close off the streets and parties one by one, with riot gear, just in case. Too bad it's been put on hiatus for a few years because of underage drinking, and thugs from outside the university coming down to party and make trouble.
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:55 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 8):
You're talking to the wrong guy, trust me.

LOL, to much info there buddy.  Wink

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Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:58 am

Quoting KPDX (Reply 10):
LOL, to much info there buddy.

Ha! That was the G-Rated version. What I was initially going to post was much more graphic  Wink
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm

University of Gloucester? Isn't that one of the Primary School's that was regraded to university status to get the pass rates up?  Smile
 
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:34 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
Well, with the end of the first week of University this week, i've decided to accompany chris sharps (Chris78Cpr) to the annual F**k a fresher ball at the University Of Gloustershire... The theme is Gangsters and Molls from the 1930's. I've got a pinstripe suit and trilbee sorted out, along with black & white shoes...!

I go to the Uni of Gloucestershire as well (also first year), although I will not be able to go to the ball as I work on Saturday nights at Tesco. Which course are you on?

Matt
 
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:35 pm

Well if its anything like one of his last threads, your mate will be busy staying up drunkly posting on a.net how he's got a girl in his bed rather than actually trying to do anything with her  Wink
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:37 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 14):
Well if its anything like one of his last threads, your mate will be busy staying up drunkly posting on a.net how he's got a girl in his bed rather than actually trying to do anything with her

Very sensible. Then she won't want to marry him and ruin his life forever after Big grin

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Some of the hostile comments are bit over the top.

Eighteen year olds behave like eighteen year olds. Why the throwing of hands up in horror?

I remember Freshers Week perfectly well. It seems it hasn't changed much.
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:57 pm

I know a good place where you can get your films developed.

 
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:23 pm

Quoting 9V (Reply 17):
I know a good place where you can get your films developed

Is that in Blackpool Ian? Big grin

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Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:32 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 16):
I remember Freshers Week perfectly well.

you remember that far back ?  Wink

How was it in 1862 ?
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Quoting Cornish (Reply 19):
you remember that far back ?

How was it in 1862 ?

He'll slaughter you, you know he will!!  cry 

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Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:36 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 20):
He'll slaughter you, you know he will!!

Well I was justified saying it, he's considerably older than me you know  Wink
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:49 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 19):
How was it in 1862 ?

And yet you look so much older than me...  scratchchin 

It was rather good actually. We used to go down to Cornwall at the weekends to shoot the natives.
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:54 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 22):
And yet you look so much older than me...

Too much heavy living  Wink

Anyway, JGP tells me you were asking for details of his botox supplier the other day as you want an appointment. That's just cheating, and besides are you sure wanting to look like JGP is a good idea ??  Wow!
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Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
That's just cheating, and besides are you sure wanting to look like JGP is a good idea ??

It'd take more than Botox to make you look like JG. I don't think theres that much in the world Big grin

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Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
Too much heavy living

It's all that make-up you wear. It dries out your skin apparently, which might explain why they called a drought order where you live.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
Anyway, JGP tells me you were asking for details of his botox supplier the other day as you want an appointment.

Only because you're too cowardly to get your own. I don't know why you get so worked up about it. Being mistaken for Keith Richards can't be that bad, can it?

Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
besides are you sure wanting to look like JGP is a good idea ??

I did tell you it wasn't, but then you said it would be an improvement, and sympathetic towards you as I might be, I can't really disagree.
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:09 pm

Ah yes good old fresher week, so much fun Big grin

Enjoy  Wink



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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:18 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 25):
I don't know why you get so worked up about it. Being mistaken for Keith Richards can't be that bad, can it?

Well it is a worry after seeing what it did to you after using it on your lips - perhaps we could form a band  Silly

Do a few gigs at freshers week Big grin
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:21 pm

Quoting Tmatt95 (Reply 13):
I go to the Uni of Gloucestershire as well (also first year), although I will not be able to go to the ball as I work on Saturday nights at Tesco. Which course are you on?

I'm not... Normally I dont associate with student scum... However its Chris's birthday as well so i'm making an exception...

Chris is doing Photojournalism...
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Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:23 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 27):
Well it is a worry after seeing what it did to you after using it on your lips

Well, the girls seemed to like it. Big grin

Quoting Cornish (Reply 27):
Do a few gigs at freshers week

Don't be silly. Who'd pay money to see a bunch of old codgers on stage? Honestly, next you'll be saying there'll be sold out gigs at Twickenham. Stupid boy.
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