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Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:27 pm

Mummy, mummy! Granny’s going out. Well, put on some more gasoline then.

Mummy, mummy! I don’t like my teacher. Well, eat around her then.
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:31 pm

Mummy, mummy Pe@rson's jokes are lame... I know.

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:33 pm

My jokes are the best. It's just everyone else has no sense of humour.  Big grin
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:39 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
My jokes are the best. It's just everyone else has no sense of humour.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Of course dude. Where's my dictionary, just need to remind myself of the definition of 'deluded'.

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:53 pm

Dammit. I thought this would be an Egyptology thread.
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:56 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 4):
Dammit. I thought this would be an Egyptology thread.

Ha! Any kind of serious thread and Pe@rson just do not coincide!

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:57 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 5):
Any kind of serious thread and Pe@rson just do not coincide!

They coincide like you and your limp wrist.
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:58 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 6):
They coincide like you and your limp wrist.

OK, we're agreed. Not very often then!

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:00 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 7):
OK, we're agreed. Not very often then!

Many times daily, in fact. DON'T DENY IT, you little pipsqueek.

[Edited 2006-10-02 16:00:32]
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:05 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 8):
Many times daily, in fact. DON'T DENY IT, you little pipsqueek.

Oh yes, many times a day... AT WORK??????

You see fella, I have a job. How is your 'this and that' job nowadays? I know it can be rough shovelling the shit from those B-roads...

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:32 pm

"Mummy, mummy, Johnny's been sick and he's eaten all the big bits!!" Big grin

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:35 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 9):
How is your 'this and that' job nowadays?

Well, I work 6 days a week and between 12 and 15 hours a day. And I make a ton of money. And I get a free house and no bills (except the phone). Yeah, it's good shovelling shit. Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:39 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 11):
Well, I work 6 days a week and between 12 and 15 hours a day. And I make a ton of money. And I get a free house and no bills (except the phone). Yeah, it's good shovelling shit. Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?

Oi!! Peasant!! You started the friggin thread, now stick to it and stop arguing with that other reprobate!!  grumpy 

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:41 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 11):
Now, what's it like collecting rubbish?

Dunno! Let's ask your mum!

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:42 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
Oi!! Peasant!! You started the friggin thread, now stick to it and stop arguing with that other reprobate!!

Sorry, dad.

Oi, gov', you ain't me stinkin' brov. But wait: you could be me mov'. Yeah, up-down wiv the low-down, man. How is it?
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:43 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
reprobate!!

Reprobate! I'll see you in court Mister, with such libelous comments!

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:44 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 13):
Dunno! Let's ask your mum!

LOL. You're quicker than a world-class runner. No wonder no girlfriend has ever been pleasured by you.
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:47 pm

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 16):
No wonder no girlfriend has ever been pleasured by you

I think you'll find I manage to pleasure the rich and famous, such as Aguilera, Jessica Simpson to name but a few.

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:37 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 14):

That'll be great, great grandad if you're speaking about that old sod Skiddles.
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:42 am

Mummy, mummy! I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:46 am

Mummy mummy, can I lick the bowl please?

NO! Flush the chain like everyone else.



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Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:15 am

Mummy, mummy, who woke Pe@rson up?

I dunno but when I find him I'm gonna put him back to sleep!!

Damn stupid threads!! Big grin

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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:01 am

Give me my Three minutes back  Smile
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:05 am

*Yawn*
Why did the PR GUY open this in the first place?
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RE: Mummy, Mummy!

Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:15 am

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 2):
My jokes are the best

And as soon as you tell one, we'll determine if this is true.....  Wink

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