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The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...

Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:06 am

The safe and reliable Volvo Estate has finally got sexy - it has been voted the best car for getting steamy in the back seat with your lover.

The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:

1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford Focus

Have you ever driven an Audi TT? I have and I cannot see how anyone could have sex in one of those!
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:08 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
Have you ever driven an Audi TT?

I think the Porsche Carrera is more of a mystery!

Is this strictly 'in' the car, or could 'on' the car be counted too?
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:10 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 1):
Is this strictly 'in' the car

Yes. Although it doesn't say if the sunroof has to be open or not.  Smile
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:15 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
10. Ford Focus

Wooo!!!

Good thing I'm bringing a female friend home with me this weekend and get to drive my car again! Haha.

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RE: The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...

Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:18 am

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 3):
I'm bringing a female friend home with me this weekend and get to drive my car again! Haha

Can't wait for the trip report! Big grin

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):

It's physically impossibe to have sex in a Mini!  Yeah sure
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:19 am

Quoting 9V (Reply 5):
It's physically impossibe to have sex in a Mini!

You can confirm this can you?  Wink

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:22 am

I have always preferred the bench seat of the pickup, but the bed can come in awfully handy. There is usually a sleeping bag and pad behind the seat in my truck, just how you gotta roll!

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:23 am

Quoting 9V (Reply 5):
It's physically impossible to have sex in a Mini!

No it isn't, you just have to enjoy tantric sex... Wink
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:25 am

With some of the small cars, one can fold the back seat down and get quite a bit of room into the trunk/boot. As to sex in a mini...maybe if both are contortionists.
VW minibuses were popular with the hippies in the late 1960's for sleeping and sex. When vans were popular back in the late 60's and into the 70's for young men, they were often dressed up in back and called 'sin bins' for obious reasons. A popular bumper sticker on them said "If the van is a rockin' then don't come around knocking".
As to a Porsche or other exotic car, maybe you dont have sex in the car, but it may get the attentions of the ladies where you can get laid at home or a hotel.
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:27 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
6. Audi TT



Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
8. Porsche Carrera

Huh?  Confused

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
9. VW Golf

Once I shagged a girl in a VW Golf, it was pretty uncomfortable but it worked.  Wink

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:30 am

common think aobut it.....a Winnebaggo.....No gear shift to get in the way....full bed....shitter......and most importantly a tv to watch when you lose interest in your partner...

GS

Oh and with the fridge you can also grab a snack between rounds.
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:38 am

Here in my Country we believe (superstition) that once you do it in your car...it will be bad luck for the car... so...I´m not going to risk my new VW Bora, BTW...got be very comfortable  Yeah sure
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:47 am

I got it on with a girl in a 1981 Honda Civic...















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A little shag carpet, some padded walls, mirrored ceiling, chandelier... Superfly's Shaggin' Wagon!

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 11):
common think aobut it.....a Winnebaggo.....No gear shift to get in the way....full bed....shitter......and most importantly a tv to watch when you lose interest in your partner...

GS

Oh and with the fridge you can also grab a snack between rounds.

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:41 am

I once did it in a Honda Pilot. If you sit in the third row, fold down the second, it makes for quite a bit of room. I dont see how any of those cars could possibly be better for sex than an SUV.

I still prefer a bed though. Cars just arent worth it. Unless its head or something.  Smile


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Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:47 am

...a stretch limo.

Quoting AerorobNZ (Reply 8):
tantric sex

I thought that tantric sex just meant you could go for hours and hours and hours....nor become contortionists.
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:48 am

The bench seat of my old F-150 saw plenty of action. That seat was made for boinking. The tailgate provided a decent platform for the naughty mambo, as well.
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:55 am

How about in an old East German Trabant?  mischievous 



In old East Germany, you have to wait 12 years until you get one of these delivered from the factory Zwickau, but it could make up for some planning: order one when you're 6, wait 12 years until delivery and then you'll have the car by the time you're 18 and can get "busy" with your partner then.  Wink

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:08 am

Did it in one of these in the carpark outside T3 @ LAX!! There was just about enough room!  Wink



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Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:30 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
Will you marry me?

I thought you were berothed to BAB...YOu can borrow the winnibeggo for the honeymoon though.

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:35 am

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 20):
I thought you were berothed to BAB...

He wishes. His man-boobs do zilch for me.  yuck 
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:40 am

Quoting 9V (Reply 5):
Can't wait for the trip report!

Hehe. I'll follow along the lines of the infamous, "I'm taking someone's virginity" thread. Only, no flight involved in this one.

 Smile

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:40 am

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 19):
Did it in one of these in the carpark outside T3 @ LAX!! There was just about enough room!

Just about enough room..........that car is huge. You could have an orgy in there unless the people in it were rather well proportioned !!.

My 1st and 2nd cars were both Fiat Panda's - the 2nd one I had was a 4x4 meaning you could find more secluded places !!!

Here is a pic of one :-



They were actually great for shagging in. There was nothing in between the 2 front seats except the gear stick, and the dash board was only infront of the drivers side - the passenger side just had a canvass pouch thing held up by a metal pole that was handily placed for parking your bum in when performing oral !!!. The seats were the type that you just lift a lever and they recline rather than the wind down type, meaning you could lean over the chick in the passenger seat, and when things were getting heated up, lift the lever and........wham down the seat would go !!!. Had some fantastic times in my 2 Fiat Panda's !!!.

Thinking back to the places I used to go with my g/f's at the time, they were always full of other cars. I guess today that would be known as "dogging"  worried  !!!!. We once did catch some bloke watching us through his binoculars when we were at it on Ikley Moor one afternoon !!!.

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:41 am

Hey you can learn to love them....Just think of them the same as girl boobs.....Just with more hair...

Ok back to topic.

See the cool thing about getting older and wiser i no longer to have sex in a car....EVER......I require at least a hotel...that is not rented by the hour... irked 

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RE: The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...

Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:36 am

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 18):
How about in an old East German Trabant?

Why not a Hillman Imp while you're at it?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/75/Hillman.imp.white.arp.750pix.jpg



The best car to have sex in is whatever car you happen to be in at the time!  yes 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:47 am

I still think it is my car, I mean, the front seat is a divan and folds back to make a full bed! 1.75m x 1.5m How can you argue with that?
P.S. How can you have sex in a Carrera? I have driven in, you can't do anything in the back seat...or the front for that matter!
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:51 am

Obviously the poll takers didn't stop by the back row of a truck stop...
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RE: The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...

Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:57 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
The safe and reliable Volvo Estate has finally got sexy - it has been voted the best car for getting steamy in the back seat with your lover.

The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:

1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT

I drive a TT. I assure you, two mice couldn't shag in those back seats.
 
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RE: The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...

Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:29 am

The back seat of a London taxicab is very roomy for sex.  Smile
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:32 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
5. Ford Escort

I couldent even knock off some knuckle kids in there...

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
9. VW Golf

No.
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:59 am

Speaking from experience.
My own car
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:10 pm

I've not had sex in any of the types listed in the opener. The best car sex I've had was in a Jeep Wrangler with the top down, driving north on 77 between College Station and Waco.

The worst was in my '94 GMC Sonoma. It was terribly cramped. Hell, I could hardly have sex in the bed of that truck! But when you need a shag, you need a shag, right?

Other than that, I've had sex in a tractor, on a Miata, a few pick-ups, the obligatory parent's mini-van, in a Camaro (that one was tricky), and a few SUV's.

Though I've made good use of the backseat, I always prefer the front. It seems more, ermmmm, intimate.

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:25 pm

Have you people not been introduced to modern culture?

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:26 pm

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 30):
knock off some knuckle kids

[scribbles furiously in notepad]  rotfl 

I'll bet I could pull some wool in this bad mofo. Superfly? Prithee, what say you?

 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:55 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 34):

I WANT THAT CAR!! wow..
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:58 pm

Quoting COIAH756CA (Reply 33):
Have you people not been introduced to modern culture?

Some of us rather ignore those hideous kinds of vehicles.  



IAH777:
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You must have got that image from www.arcticboy.com.
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:06 pm

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
BMW 3 Series Saloon

Amazing passenger seat  Wink
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:13 pm

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
3. VW Camper Van

This is the only one on the list I can attest to... thumbsup  thumbsup   smile 

My '86 Jeep Cherokee wasn't too shabby either if you...er...."oriented" yourselves diagonally with the back seat down...  Wink
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:48 pm

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 23):
My 1st and 2nd cars were both Fiat Panda's - the 2nd one I had was a 4x4 meaning you could find more secluded places !!!

I used to have a Fiat Tipo DGT many years ago... they was a lot of fun... the back seats if you lay across them were kinda ribbed for her pleasure  Wink
personally being rather tall I prefer the front seats to the back.

Anyone here actually had sex whilst driving the said "best car to have sex in"?
I have  Wink was interesting.... Big grin
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:00 pm

Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 39):
personally being rather tall I prefer the front seats to the back.

 checkmark I'm 6'4'', and that is exactly why I prefer the front. She can sit in your lap, and wrap her legs around into the back.

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Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:12 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 40):
She can sit in your lap, and wrap her legs around into the back.

In your case, she can also peel a banana with her feet and pick bugs out of your hair.
 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:12 pm

I think BMW 5 Series Touring is a good choice...

 
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:03 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 40):
Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 39):
personally being rather tall I prefer the front seats to the back.

I'm 6'4'', and that is exactly why I prefer the front. She can sit in your lap, and wrap her legs around into the back.

BAB

agreed  Smile pax seat usually works better than the drivers seat tho  Wink

if you lay the front seat right down and get the girl to slide up on the back of it and grab the seat behind then that makes for a lot of room if you want to go missionary style also.  Wink
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:15 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 36):
Some of us rather ignore those hideous kinds of vehicles.

I hate the Escalade also. This thread is about cars that are good for sex. Those cars have a lot of space. I would never buy one, myself.
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:16 am

Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 23):

If you mean Ilkley you live scarily close to me
 
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:32 am

Honda CRV.  Smile
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:17 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...

...Mine...!
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RE: The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...

Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:59 am

Nothing Beats a Minivan with the thisr row seat stowed/removed...

Flipovers, doggie, 69 can do all of them!!
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:00 am

I´ve done it a few times in my old car, a Seat Ibiza. Had no problems in that car.
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