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Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:13 am

OK, so I'm adjusting my gear, trying to make time go by a little faster, and all of a sudden i see a stream of liquid come from my hip. Managed to spray pepperspray inside the office, but luckily i stopped it soon enough, so it didn't have any effect. Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes. Oops Big grin
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:15 am

Comes in handy if the dinner needs spicing up..  Smile

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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:17 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
i see a stream of liquid come from my hip

That's bordering on pornographic
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:27 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 1):
Comes in handy if the dinner needs spicing up..

Haha, don't think this tastes too good:


Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 2):
That's bordering on pornographic

Haha, have a ladder to climb back out of the gutter Big grin
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:59 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
OK, so I'm adjusting my gear,



Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
and all of a sudden i see a stream of liquid come from my hip.



Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes. Oops Big grin



Quoting ClassicLover (Reply 2):
That's bordering on pornographic

 yes 
 
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:01 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
OK, so I'm adjusting my gear

Ah! A new metaphor. I gotta remember that one. "No, Ma...I am not playing with myself I'm just...uh...adjusting my gear...yeah, that's it. Sorry about the sheets."
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:10 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes.

When I first read the title, I thought this would be about getting pepperspray in your eyes... Damn Kai, I already had a Ha-Ha graphic ready for you! Big grin
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:16 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Good thing I wasn't pointing it my own eyes

but what about the poor secretary who was under your desk  Wink

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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:17 am

Respectfully submitted, you've earned it! Just be careful when you're "adjusting" your Glock!

 
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:19 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

I'm pretty sure this comes under the "Well Duh?!" Heading...
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:46 am

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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:08 am

I would recomend against messing with pepperspray, my buddy had some to deal with the ever present bears in my neck of the woods. He and I were debating spray VS. pistol for bear defense. I had the can, and went to simply remove the safety clip to demonstrate how clumsy the whole operation is, when it went off! Just a half second blast, and not directly at either of us, but the carpet still has a stain on it from the spray. Needless to say we got the hell out of the house coughing, eyes tearing up etc. The house was inhospitible for the rest of the night. Took 3 days of the windows open before the smell was gone. I would not under any circumstances want to be shot directly in the face with the stuff.
 
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:58 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 6):
When I first read the title, I thought this would be about getting pepperspray in your eyes... Damn Kai, I already had a Ha-Ha graphic ready for you! Big grin

Now, that is to be expected from you  Smile

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 7):
but what about the poor secretary who was under your desk Wink

Nope, Carmen was nowhere to be seen  duck 

Quoting Queso (Reply 8):
Just be careful when you're "adjusting" your Glock!

I'll try to remember that  Smile

Quoting Bushpilot (Reply 11):
I would not under any circumstances want to be shot directly in the face with the stuff.

Yeah, I'm just SO looking forward to being certified with the stuff  cry 
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:59 am

Quoting Scamp (Reply 5):
Sorry about the sheets.

 rotfl 
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:44 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray




 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 
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RE: Note To Self: Don't Mess With Pepperspray

Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:46 am

It's a damn good thing it didn't spray on your naughty bits. That would have made BenGay in the jockstrap look tame.

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